Dentition jokes
What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear hahaha.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Q. What鈥檚 white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."