Deficit jokes
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Community talk
I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:
Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.
Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more