Defect jokes
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Down syndrome sucks!
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
My dishwasher is broke.