Defect jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!