Defect jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.