Defect jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.