Defect jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

The apple was already bitten.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!