Deck Of Cards

Deck Of Cards Jokes

Deck

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Joker

Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?

They are both jokers.

Card

What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?

You can't even deal with it!

Card Game

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.