Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
WHAT HAS A HEART BUT NO ORGANS
A DECK OF CARDS!!!!!!
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i am a bad punner
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
