Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.
The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.
The man asks, "Is it your first time?"
The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony? They are both jokers.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
