Debit Card jokes
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
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