Deadly Sin jokes

Sodomy

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Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Addiction

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If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Suicide

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What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Pedophile

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I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

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