Deadly Sin jokes

What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?

Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.

Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"