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Lostin Flowers
3 years ago

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

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  • Anonymous
    7 years ago

    What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

    Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

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  • Anonymous
    9 years ago

    An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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