What's a similarity Cliff Hanger and Nooses?
They both leave you Hanging
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘‘em hanging.
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
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