Dairy Queen jokes

If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

What do you call a feminine cow?

A dairy queen.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.