Cynthia jokes

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.