Cynthia jokes

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Do you know Candice?

Nope.

Candice dick fit in your mouth.

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?