Crys jokes
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Memes
this meme had me thinking
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. ðŸ˜
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?