Crys jokes

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they sit in the dark crying.

None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.