I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. ðŸ˜
Crys Jokes
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
