Crys jokes
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Memes
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!