Cruise Control jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Community talk
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