Crudity jokes

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

I groomed 2 minors today.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.