Crudity jokes

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

I groomed 2 minors today.

Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.