Crook

Crook jokes

People

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Hairline

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen πŸ–Š πŸ–Š.

Man

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.