yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay bestfriend look straight
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
What do you call a rabit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny
Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.
The married are on holiday on Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing She: - Shut up
(Standing means: penis erextion)
