What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately, I wouldn't your crooked hairline might break it.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight
yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay bestfriend look straight
What do you call a rabit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny
Yo mamas teeth are so crooked they have a British accent.
Coworker why is Sara so blue? Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you, with your husband together out of love. U better watch out dear, she might saraorize him, with her crooked teeth & ultra thin lips.
