Crook jokes

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.