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Shrek

3 months ago
A cartoon illustration shows Shrek, a green, ogre-like character, wearing a wedding dress adorned with insect patterns and a purple suit, holding a cactus bouquet. He stands next to a crocodile dressed in a patterned robe, holding a book, appearing to officiate a wedding. The text below reads: "Shrek decided to marry whatever this thing is. No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek for being alive, so they used a crocodile."
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    • Competition

    1 year ago
    The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.
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    • Animal

    2 years ago
    A bar chart shows the percentage of Brits and Americans who think they could beat different animals in a fight, including rat, house cat, goose, medium-sized dog, eagle, large dog, chimpanzee, king cobra, kangaroo, wolf, crocodile, gorilla, lion, elephant, and grizzly bear. There's an image of a person boxing a kangaroo.
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    Day

    4 years ago

    What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?

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    • Difference

    7 years ago

    What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

    One of them you'll see in a while, and the other one you'll see later.

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    • Denial

    6 years ago

    The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!

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