Cricket Bat jokes
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.