Counterargument jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.