Contextualism jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
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Slightly Edited rules and dependability.
1. Prohibited Content: Pornographic or explicit material is strictly prohibited. Images from movies or games may be exempt depending upon contextual appropriateness.
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Slightly Edited rules and dependability.
1. Prohibited Content: Pornographic or explicit material is strictly prohibited. Images from movies or games may be exempt depending upon contextual appropriateness.
2. Meme Usage: Excessive meme usage in the community is discouraged . Memes should be shared in the designated section Repeated violations will result in warnings, with up Five warnings given depending on the se… Read more
WJE new set of rules set by mods. : 1. Prohibited Content: Pornographic or explicit material is strictly prohibited. Images from movies or games may be exempt depending upon contextual appropriateness.
2. Meme Usage: Excessive meme usage in the community is discouraged. Memes should be shared in the designated section. Repeated violations will result in warnings, with up to three warnings given depending on the seve… Read more