Confetti Jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

new years be like in my house

The image is a split panel. On the left, the text "Others" is above a blurry image of a crowd celebrating with confetti. On the right, the text "Me" is above a picture of a baby illuminated by the light of a phone in their hands. The words "Same To You" appear multiple times over the baby. Above both images it says "31st December Night".

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Stephen Hawking jokes

Confetti Jokes

Color

New Year

new years be like in my house

Therapy