Confetti jokes

What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?

Orange because they're having a they/them baby.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

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I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"