Conceit jokes

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

I am glass! People see right through me.

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!