Computer Graphics jokes

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

What's one thing gay people can't draw?

A straight line.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.