i just got on here, and it is deader than a fucking rat in my basement

holy moly im tired

I saw some fat 'groid walking down the street and I told him "so is it a boy or a girl?" the fat fuck tried to chase after me and nearly had a heart attack

JUST WATCHED S7 EP5 OF RICK AND MORTY AND IT’S BATSHIT CRAZY! FUCKIN AWESOME!!