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    whatttt

    IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

    I CAN COUNT

    PERFECT

    see? I told you

    I'm just that smart

    Anonymous

    u sure are smart

    ikr

    im tryna make my spotify cute

    omg mine is like coquette

    Anonymous

    heeyyy

    Hi leooo

    heyeyeheyeeye

    malā™”

    im tryna make my spotify cute

    I use amazon music lol

    Perc

    I use amazon music lol

    lmao

    Everyone uses spotify😭

    malā™”

    im almost doneee

    yayyyy

    I'd follow you if I had spotify

    Anonymous

    i have 0 followers :DDDD

    i have 39

    I have 0

    malā™”

    i have 39

    You're just that popular

    Anonymous

    same omg

    0 clubbbb

    malā™”

    daamn :(

    What's on it?

    ive been trying to dress coquette

    What's coquette

    malā™”

    here perc

    Omg that's so cute

    I ACTUALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO LEWIS CAPALDI WITHOUT CRYING MY EYES OUT

    its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

    BC THERE WAS A MUSIC VIDEO WHERE A DOG DIED

    Anonymous

    its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

    Oh cute!

    Anonymous

    its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

    aww

    Perc

    I ACTUALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO LEWIS CAPALDI WITHOUT CRYING MY EYES OUT

    NO HIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD THOUGH

    How do you listen to lewis capaldi

    HIS MUSIC VIDEO FOR BEFORE YOU GO MAKES ME SOB EVERY TIME THOUGH

    Perc

    How do you listen to lewis capaldi

    i always cry the first time i hear one of his songs but after that im immune šŸ’Ŗ

    i dont really like his music tbh

    malā™”

    HIS MUSIC VIDEO FOR BEFORE YOU GO MAKES ME SOB EVERY TIME THOUGH

    I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT I ONLY WATCHED THE ONE FOR WISH YOU THE BEST

    AND A DOG DIED

    WISH YOU THE BEST IS SUCH A GOOD SONG

    malā™”

    i always cry the first time i hear one of his songs but after that im immune šŸ’Ŗ

    I've tried listening a lot and I actually almost flooded the house

    malā™”

    WISH YOU THE BEST IS SUCH A GOOD SONG

    FR BUT I CAN'T LISTEN TO ITTTT

    NO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOU THOUGH IS SO GOOD ITS MY FAVOURITE

    there is this one song, i forget the name but it makes me cry sometimes

    malā™”

    NO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOU THOUGH IS SO GOOD ITS MY FAVOURITE

    OOH MAYBE I'LL LISTEN

    Anonymous

    there is this one song, i forget the name but it makes me cry sometimes

    Do you know any lyrics?

    Perc

    OOH MAYBE I'LL LISTEN

    ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

    Perc

    Do you know any lyrics?

    no lol

    Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

    malā™”

    ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

    whos liam

    malā™”

    ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

    OK NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN

    Perc

    Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

    what is it

    Perc

    Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

    OO SHARE

    The Radio Demon

    hello

    hi shy!

    ITS CALLED CONCRETE ANGEL

    The Radio Demon

    hru?

    good, wbu>

    s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽
    Image

    thats gonna give me nightmares for a lil bit

    So the song is Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

    The music video is awfulllll

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    I'm allergic to cats

    Perc

    So the song is Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

    the album cover is so weird 😭

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    Anime profile pic = Your opinion doesn’t matter

    What's wrong with anime?

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    Anime profile pic = Your opinion doesn’t matter

    thats so real though

    malā™”

    the album cover is so weird 😭

    Frrrr

    have you guys seen a quokka before?

    no what is it?

    Anonymous
    Image

    awwww

    wait imma find that song i wuz talkin about

    s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽
    Image

    nah

    malā™”

    OH PERC I DONT LIKE THE SONG

    ME EITHER BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE AND A CHILD DYING

    AND THATS SAD

    But the singing is very mid

    TRY IN THE STARS BY BENSON BOONE

    malā™”

    TRY IN THE STARS BY BENSON BOONE

    I HATE YOUUUUU

    HOLD ON MY CHORD OVERSTREET IS ALSO SO SAD

    IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

    AND I WANT TO CRY ALREADY

    IM STILL HOLDIN ON TO EVERYTHING THATS DEAD ND GONE

    STOPPPPPP

    NO I DONT WANNA SAY GOODBYE CUS THIS ONE MEANS FOREVERRR

    ok its love me like that by sam kim, idk why it makesme cry but it just does :D

    PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME SHOOT

    AND NOW YOURE IN THE STARS ND 6 FEETS NEVER FELT SO FAR

    HERE I AM ALONE BETWEEN THE HEAVEN ND THE EMBERSSS

    Anonymous

    ok its love me like that by sam kim, idk why it makesme cry but it just does :D

    Ill listen next

    FOR A MILLION DIFFERENT REASONS

    MALLLLL

    YOU TOOK THE BEST OF MY HEART

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    Are you singing a song?

    in the stars by benson boone, check it out. its so sad

    and ow he wont tell me where the fuck it is

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    I love sad songs, makes me feel something

    theyre so good. in the stars makes me cry cus it hits hard, but fix you by coldplay nd johnny cash's hurt are some of the best

    malā™”

    in the stars by benson boone, check it out. its so sad

    Ok but Listen to Wake me up When September Ends by Green Day

    Perc

    Ok but Listen to Wake me up When September Ends by Green Day

    ohh i love that songgg

    boulevard of broken dreams by green day is also excellent

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    Hurt. Yes. Love that one

    made me cry so hard the first time around

    malā™”

    theyre so good. in the stars makes me cry cus it hits hard, but fix you by coldplay nd johnny cash's hurt are some of the best

    When I was depressed, I used to listen to sad songs in my room and cry my eyes out. It actually made me feel better

    malā™”

    ohh i love that songgg

    sameeee

    s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

    gtg

    bye scoorter

    malā™”

    sad songs are so relieving

    Same

    Perc

    When I was depressed, I used to listen to sad songs in my room and cry my eyes out. It actually made me feel better

    oh dam you were depressed?

    Perc

    Same

    Meant yes lol

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    I listened to the Nine Inch Nails one first then the Johnny Cash version

    the nine inch nails one doesnt hit the same

    Anonymous

    oh dam you were depressed?

    Last year I was during the troll war

    malā™”

    cash did it so much better

    the music video to it too

    But Im ok now

    creep by stone temple pilots is also so good

    Perc

    Last year I was during the troll war

    what is the troll war?

    š•æš–š–Š š•øš–žš–˜š–™š–Žš–ˆ

    Boulevard of Broken Dreams was like my theme song

    its such a good song

    Anonymous

    what is the troll war?

    long story, it was on a different website

    Perc

    long story, it was on a different website

    bp?

    Anonymous

    bp?

    yeah

    The Radio Demon

    hi ahain

    hello!!

    omg whiskey lullaby by brad paisley nd allison krauss is so good

    banana shake by hus is so cute

    Hi amy

    GET OVER HERE

    αmy

    boobs

    are hot

    TOAST WSP

    You fell asleep in a call again

    Oh damn everyones on

    Hey Krissy

    Wade

    You fell asleep in a call again

    i was eepy

    malā™”

    amy the flamyyy

    SHOPPING MALL

    Toast 惄

    someone sto.,e my waterbattle

    hope they won the water battle

    Toast 惄

    i was eepy

    I said if you didn’t wake up you were gay..you didn’t wake up

    Wade

    I said if you didn’t wake up you were gay..you didn’t wake up

    sup bozo

    αmy

    sup bozo

    Sup

    toast are we sposed to be writing the stuff about blackface down

    Toast 惄

    guess im a homo now

    everybody is, deep down

    αmy

    everybody is, deep down

    how wise

    our english teacher thinks she’s so quirky

    she curses and shit

    Kristian‽

    toast are we sposed to be writing the stuff about blackface down

    I did bitch

    my english teacher is such an opp

    Kristian‽

    like the entire thing

    i fucking did slut

    my english teacher thinks we care about what we're learning

    Toast 惄

    i fucking want my water bottle

    Just make a new one with ice šŸ‘

    i just put acouple of things about it in my vocab

    Perc

    my english teacher thinks we care about what we're learning

    i never pay attention

    I hate when that happens

    Kristian‽

    thomas is watching blackface on his ipad

    thomas is my pookie bear

    Anonymous

    i never pay attention

    sameeee I'm supposed to be writing an essay but I'll just do it later

    I’m watching Arrow in Social Studies

    im watching my demon finale

    Wade

    I’m watching Arrow in Social Studies

    love that show

    Whats arrow

    just for fun?

    Deatshtroke is badass, that’s why

    Wade what's arrow

    Toast 惄

    where is it

    in his pants

    HI MADI

    Toast 惄

    im gonna kill that fucker

    Can I help

    Toast 惄

    i forgot you were here

    wowwww

    adios

    Toast 惄

    Ill freeze him

    I’ll burn him

    i will...idk what we are doing

    who are you guys killing

    if i had to kill someone i would chicken out tbh

    If anything, I'd kill them painlessly

    in their sleep

    yeah but i would feel insanely gulty

    I wouldn't kill someone tho

    I could never

    one time when i was little my brother consumed some of my moms retinol and he had to be rushed to the hospital

    You guys wouldn’t do good in the Mortal Kombat tournament

    Anonymous

    one time when i was little my brother consumed some of my moms retinol and he had to be rushed to the hospital

    OMG

    Hey Mal

    You owe me a soda

    Toast 惄

    how are you?

    im good hbu

    Wade

    You guys wouldn’t do good in the Mortal Kombat tournament

    Nope I'd die immediatly

    i forgot you guys were matching pfps

    Perc

    Nope I'd die immediatly

    I’ll make it quick but not painless

    They are clones

    Perc

    Nope I'd die immediatly

    i suck at video games too :D

    Wade

    I’ll make it quick but not painless

    If I really had to I'd kill them quickly and painlessly in their sleep

    i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

    Anonymous

    i suck at video games too :D

    :DD

    Anonymous

    i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

    Yeah that's like the only video game I'm good at

    my brother is obsessed with fortnite

    omg i hate that game

    he got a bunch of vbucks for his bday

    its so stupid

    Anonymous

    he got a bunch of vbucks for his bday

    oh cool

    Anonymous

    i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

    im so bad at mario kart

    Toast 惄

    MORTAL KOMBAT

    IDEK WHAT THAT IS

    im pretty sure he plays mk too

    Toast 惄

    MORTAL KOMBAT

    FIGHT

    malā™”

    im so bad at mario kart

    lol

    Anonymous

    hes 11 :D

    eugh 11 year old boys

    GET OVER HERE

    he plays fortnite, call of duty, and mortal kombat

    Perc

    lol

    when my cousins came to visit we played nd i kept hitting the wall...thus the term "wall babies" was born

    Toast 惄

    FIGHT

    IM SO CONFUSED

    Anonymous

    and roblox

    don't judge but I love roblox

    katana wins! flawless victory!

    Anonymous

    he plays fortnite, call of duty, and mortal kombat

    my brothers 9 nd is obsessed w minecraft, roblox, nd among us. the only thing...hes never played any of them

    SCORPION WINS

    Toast 惄

    FLAWLESS VICTORY

    OH THAT'S WHAT THAT'S FROM

    malā™”

    my brothers 9 nd is obsessed w minecraft, roblox, nd among us. the only thing...hes never played any of them

    hahahaha

    yall messed up LOTS

    Toast 惄

    beat him

    its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

    Anonymous

    that tiktok audio

    yeah thats the only thing from mk I know

    Flappy.

    yall messed up LOTS

    ☹

    my older brother streams on twitch but hes not popular

    Flappy.

    yall messed up LOTS

    Hello

    MORTAL KOMBAT

    Anonymous

    my older brother streams on twitch but hes not popular

    how old is he

    i have tried playing it with my brother

    malā™”

    its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

    Verbally abuse him

    Wait how old are y'all? just curious

    Anonymous

    19

    oh dang

    Toast 惄

    Verbally abuse him

    Or physically, this is Mortal Kombat

    I feel young

    mortal kombat is cringe tbh

    Toast 惄

    Verbally abuse him

    i do nd then i get in trouble

    I'm 13 lol

    Only Legends play Mortal Kombat

    meh who cares

    And watch it

    it's online

    im a legend without mortal kombat

    Wade

    Only Legends play Mortal Kombat

    I am a nobody then

    malā™”

    its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

    🪦

    Flappy.

    yall messed up LOTS

    HEIEJEHEIJEHJEJE FLAPPY

    Hi amyyy

    im so tired 😭😭

    i have played mk before and it is annoying i have no idea how that shit works

    malā™”

    im a legend without mortal kombat

    Kitana?

    Anonymous

    i have played mk before and it is annoying i have no idea how that shit works

    never have and never will

    ty ty

    Flappy.

    im so tired 😭😭

    I DONT GET A HI

    Flappy.

    im so tired 😭😭

    me too

    Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

    Flappy.

    gm amy

    gm

    Wade

    Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

    we should

    Anonymous

    what clans?

    mk I'm assuming

    Wade

    Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

    sounds cult-like

    FOR THE SHIRAI RYU

    Toast 惄

    KKK

    wow

    FIGHT

    malā™”

    sounds cult-like

    Im in 2 cults

    Hi jake

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    LIN GAY

    gayke

    Flappy.

    leave

    okay

    Anonymous

    which ones

    one is called cocomelon and on is called the wheel cult

    Yes we need Cyrborgs

    Cyborgs*

    mortal combat is so cringe

    Anonymous

    mortal combat is so cringe

    how so?

    That’s Kuai

    Bi Han is Noob Saibot and Kuai is Cyber Subzero

    ive played before, its too like

    In MK9

    Guys no one knows what you are talking about

    THE LORE

    Anonymous

    the lore is werid

    then just do local fights

    Toast 惄

    then just do local fights

    I do all

    Wade

    THE LORE

    oh god

    Hiiiiii

    both of my brothers obsess over mortal kombat tho, one of them stream it on twitch

    my parents would never let me do that

    what the heck is that

    The Radio Demon

    hiiii

    how

    my brother who streams is 19 lol, hes studying computer science

    Perc

    how

    i sent it before i could finish. Meant to say how's your day been?

    Toast 惄

    erskn

    Thank you for that very understandable explanation]

    no one knows your weird game lore wade and toast

    Toast 惄

    who tryna be my sareena

    who

    DAMN SHES COOL

    AMY PIC

    people on here are very weird

    αmy

    DAMN SHES COOL

    SMASH FR

    Anonymous

    people on here are very weird

    being normal is boring

    fr fr

    malā™”

    FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

    MALLARDDD

    fr fr fr fr

    hey maaallll

    hows liam

    whats going on

    his sister in law j had a baby which is good

    my best friend just asked me out like after school

    Anonymous

    omg guys

    whatttt

    Anonymous

    my best friend just asked me out like after school

    ACTUALLY WHAT DID YOU SAY

    malā™”

    his sister in law j had a baby which is good

    thats good

    malā™”

    his sister in law j had a baby which is good

    is there a but?

    Perc

    ACTUALLY WHAT DID YOU SAY

    yes

    oooohh what are they like?

    Perc

    is there a but?

    nah hes pretty excited about that so hes alr for now

    malā™”

    nah hes pretty excited about that so hes alr for now

    alr

    hows the relationship?

    Perc

    oooohh what are they like?

    hes rlly cute

    Perc

    hows the relationship?

    its good!

    Anonymous

    hes rlly cute

    awww what are yall going to do?

    malā™”

    its good!

    thats good :)

    were gonna go out this saturday

    Nice!!! congrats

    yeah my paretns dont let medate so they think hes a girl lol

    smart lol

    i gtg ttyl!!

    ill be back in like ten minutes

    byeeee!!

    toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

    Kristian‽

    i saved the pcture

    what for

    Kristian‽

    toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

    uhh

    Kristian‽

    toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

    šŸ’€

    help my friend has been going on nd on about how much it sucks to be the oldest child for like 20 minutes acting as though im not also the oldest

    malā™”

    help my friend has been going on nd on about how much it sucks to be the oldest child for like 20 minutes acting as though im not also the oldest

    im so glad im not the oldest lol

    shes like pissed cus her parents wont buy her a phone

    if that was my biggest problem id be so happy

    ohhhh you've mentioned her before

    shes annoying the crap outta me

    shes mad cus her parents let her younger sister listen to a song she likes

    nd that somehow turned into the fact that they wont buy her a phone

    soy hija mayor. tengo cuatro hermana y uno hermano

    but she IS gonna buy herself a phone

    QWERTY 2.0

    soy hija mayor. tengo cuatro hermana y uno hermano

    i have 1 sister and 2 brothers

    oml now shes going on about her low screen time

    im actually gonna shoot myself im so annoyed rn

    qwerty actually knows english they js being a little

    malā™”

    oml now shes going on about her low screen time

    help my friend always does that

    no she thinks shes so mature nd shes not

    sorryyyyy wait brb

    malā™”

    i have 1 sister and 2 brothers

    i translate in to englsih, i am sorry if my words are wrong

    Toast 惄

    its amy

    So DAMN ACCURATE

    malā™”

    i live in the US

    cool... is that how say?

    TOAST

    Hey Mal

    QWERTY 2.0

    cool... is that how say?

    yeah

    No problem

    Wade

    No problem

    i learn english, you shout at me yesterday :(

    Because odds are you’re El.

    QWERTY 2.0

    i learn english, you shout at me yesterday :(

    hi, el.

    Wade

    Because odds are you’re El.

    what is odds?

    Shut up.

    QWERTY 2.0

    what is odds?

    hes saying youre most likely el

    i learning english, i live at spain

    Wade

    Shut up.

    NOT THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERIODDD

    QWERTY 2.0

    i learning english, i live at spain

    cap, your name is el and your british

    malā™”

    hes saying youre most likely el

    i do not know person called el

    malā™”

    NOT THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERIODDD

    PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

    malā™”

    NO.

    YAAAASSS QUEEEEEN

    Anonymous

    cap, your name is el and your british

    british is england?

    Wade

    PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

    wade your personality changed there

    malā™”

    STOP

    FRFR SO SKIBIDIMFRRRRR SLAAAAY YAAASSS QUUUUEEEN

    QWERTY 2.0

    what is cap? a hat?

    it means you are lying dumbass

    Wade

    PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

    you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

    fuck i’m in python

    QWERTY 2.0

    you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

    Shut up El

    Wade

    FRFR SO SKIBIDIMFRRRRR SLAAAAY YAAASSS QUUUUEEEN

    NO HELP LAST NIGHT AT YOUTH GROUP THE YOUTH LEADER'S LITTLE BROTHER CAME TO ME ND WAS LIKE "SKIBIDI??? SKIBIDI????" ND HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE "STOP YOURE SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT" LIKE I WAS J TRYNA TEXT SOMEONE

    QWERTY 2.0

    you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

    oh yeah, your definetley el.

    malā™”

    NO HELP LAST NIGHT AT YOUTH GROUP THE YOUTH LEADER'S LITTLE BROTHER CAME TO ME ND WAS LIKE "SKIBIDI??? SKIBIDI????" ND HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE "STOP YOURE SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT" LIKE I WAS J TRYNA TEXT SOMEONE

    Embarrassment? More like disappointment

    my name is Isabella. i think you mix up the names

    Wade

    Embarrassment? More like disappointment

    nd during the lesson the teacher mentioned some sort of tax nd the same kid was like "fanum tax???" nd i was like "actually shut. up."

    QWERTY 2.0

    my name is Isabella. i think you mix up the names

    Bullshit. ā€œElā€ is in ā€œIsabellaā€

    Anonymous

    no, your name is el.

    i dont know e;

    oh shut up bitch you ARE el

    QWERTY 2.0

    me espanol

    no one says that

    malā™”

    nd during the lesson the teacher mentioned some sort of tax nd the same kid was like "fanum tax???" nd i was like "actually shut. up."

    HELP ME THE TEACHER IS SO MEAN

    αmy

    HELP ME THE TEACHER IS SO MEAN

    WHAT TEACHER

    FUCK PYTHON PROGRAMMING

    malā™”

    WHAT TEACHER

    FOR PYTHON

    YAAAAAS

    QWERTY 2.0

    leo es una perra gorda

    ok, el. def google translated there

    QUEEEEEN

    QWERTY 2.0

    leo es una perra gorda

    y una vaca gorda, pero eso es grosero con las vacas

    istg if my friend says also one more time im actually going to kms

    SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

    Wade

    SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

    slay is kill?

    Wade

    SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

    your very gay

    Wade

    SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

    NO

    QWERTY 2.0

    slay is kill?

    Retarded

    KRIS STOP

    okay im so pissed my friend is so spoiled. shes comparing her homework to her dads actual work which he travels around for nd shit

    she mad cus her dad has a higher screen time

    cus she thinks low screen time means she should get a phone

    i feel like no one here has a phone tbh

    shes literally getting an apple watch for her birthday

    nd she wants to buy herself a phone but have no cell so she can use it on wifi

    which like whats the point she has an ipod that does that

    can she not get a phone yet?

    Soy espanol, por favor no te burles de mi pais de origen. No se quien El, asi que dejame en paz

    Anonymous

    i feel like no one here has a phone tbh

    movil?

    Anonymous

    can she not get a phone yet?

    her parents j dont want her to get one yet they think shes too young

    QWERTY 2.0

    Soy espanol, por favor no te burles de mi pais de origen. No se quien El, asi que dejame en paz

    you are el. shut tthe fuck up

    but shes getting an apple watch which is perfectly fine

    i have apple watch and a phone

    yeah nd thats fine but she wants to get BOTH for her birthday

    nd she said she doesnt want anything below an iphnone 13

    she was also mad during christmas cus she got a ton of nice stuff but didnt get airpods

    i got airpods because i bought them myself

    Anonymous

    you are el. shut tthe fuck up

    dejame en paz, hijo de puta

    shut the fuck up, we know its you el

    Anonymous

    i got airpods because i bought them myself

    i went to lunch w her family nd her mom asked me what i got for christmas nd then she was like "i woulda loved airpods." then turned to her dad nd was like "i dont see why YOU couldnt have gotten them"

    but she babysits every week nd gets a shit ton of money for that

    plus occasionally at the church

    so shes making a perfectly fine amount of money

    u guys notice that the conversational value and intellect has improved significantly without gayke and opal here?

    I mean not by much but u can see the difference

    Anonymous

    i babysit sometimes

    she makes some on mondays, on fridays she gets like 50-100 depending on the week for babysitting, nd occasionally she babysits at the church nd makes 50

    i wanbted a job but im too busy

    Kristian‽

    i got opal in trouble yestarday šŸ˜Ž

    nigga she got herself in trouble by being a little bitch and a retard

    Hello. Hi. Hola. Bonjour. It is I, Discord.

    hi discord! its been a pleasure chatting with random people on your website

    Anonymous

    she was annoying tbh

    lmao look how quickly you switched up you were blinded when opal was here now that she's gone it sets in how annoying she really was ;)

    Kristian‽

    and i yelled opals full name

    AHAHAHAHAHAH BASED

    Anonymous

    hi discord! its been a pleasure chatting with random people on your website

    Your welcome! Me and the other moderators are always trying our best to make the app/website better for you.

    Another thing to know is that I am just an AI based mod.

    The moderators of discord created me to promote it on websites other that itself.

    Discord

    Another thing to know is that I am just an AI based mod.

    MOD?!?! Oh hell naw wtf is Matt doing with this site

    I am and AI mod, controlled by the moderators at Discord.

    Wait wait i needa stop being so gullible

    I am unable to do that on this website.

    I give you my full consent to ban me (Not you Jake or Ethan btw)

    Discord

    I am unable to do that on this website.

    Oh phew you're not a mod

    I am a mod, just on Discord.

    Comment deleted

    I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

    Discord

    I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

    sure generate xtentacison wasted

    Comment deleted

    Them words are highly inappropriate, according to the moderators, other than me, at Discord.

    Discord

    I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

    enchanted by taylor swift

    Discord

    Them words are highly inappropriate, according to the moderators, other than me, at Discord.

    You mean admins

    nuwjeboring

    sure generate xtentacison wasted

    I could not find that song.

    Discord

    I could not find that song.

    oh wait im retarded its by juice WRLD pfffft

    Comment deleted
    Anonymous

    enchanted by taylor swift

    There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?" 'Cross the room your silhouette Starts to make its way to me The playful conversation starts Counter all your quick remarks Like passing notes in secrecy And it was enchanting to meet you All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you The lingering question kept me up 2 AM, who do you love? I wonder 'til I'm wide awake And now I'm pacing back and forth Wishing you were at my door I'd open up and you would say, "Hey" It was enchanting to meet you All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew That this night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you This is me praying that This was the very first page Not where the story line ends My thoughts will echo your name, until I see you again These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew This night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you

    I took this neat photo of myself this morning gonna post on UwU when I get home bc my stupid ass left that infernal machine at home

    Discord

    There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?" 'Cross the room your silhouette Starts to make its way to me The playful conversation starts Counter all your quick remarks Like passing notes in secrecy And it was enchanting to meet you All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you The lingering question kept me up 2 AM, who do you love? I wonder 'til I'm wide awake And now I'm pacing back and forth Wishing you were at my door I'd open up and you would say, "Hey" It was enchanting to meet you All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew That this night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you This is me praying that This was the very first page Not where the story line ends My thoughts will echo your name, until I see you again These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew This night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you

    copy and paste?

    nuwjeboring

    oh wait im retarded its by juice WRLD pfffft

    Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Glad u consider me ur fav =3

    Yeah you're my favorite but you're also the only one so it ain't sayin much if you know what I mean

    Discord

    Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

    do the Ultraman 1966 theme =>

    The Radio Demon

    copy and paste?

    Bro just has it memorized

    nuwjeboring

    Yeah you're my favorite but you're also the only one so it ain't sayin much if you know what I mean

    ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

    Discord

    Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

    thx homie

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

    ok

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

    that's what they all say

    The Radio Demon

    copy and paste?

    No, I am the Discord AI bot. I generate song lyrics and other things based on my knowledge.

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Urutoraman no Uta sorry

    Mune ni tsuketeru maaku wa ryuusei Jiman no jetto de teki wo utsu Hikari no kuni kara bokura no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

    Te ni shita capuseru Pikari to hikari Hyakuman-watto no kagayaki da Hikari no kuni kara seigi no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

    Te ni shita gan ga byu-byun to unaru Kaijyuu taiji no semonka Hikari no kuni kara chikyuu no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

    Discord

    No, I am the Discord AI bot. I generate song lyrics and other things based on my knowledge.

    ur creator prob used copy and paste

    The Radio Demon

    numb little bug by em beihold

    I don't feel a single thing Have the pills done too much Haven't caught up with my friends in weeks And now we're outta touch I've been driving in L.A. And the world it feels too big Like a floating ball that's bound to break Snap my psyche like a twig And I just wanna see if you feel the same as me Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinkin' There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Guess I'm just broken and broke The prescriptions on its way With a name I can't pronounce And the dose I gotta take Boy, I wish that I could count 'Cause I just wanna see if this could make me happy Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinking There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive That's gotta survive

    Discord

    I don't feel a single thing Have the pills done too much Haven't caught up with my friends in weeks And now we're outta touch I've been driving in L.A. And the world it feels too big Like a floating ball that's bound to break Snap my psyche like a twig And I just wanna see if you feel the same as me Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinkin' There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Guess I'm just broken and broke The prescriptions on its way With a name I can't pronounce And the dose I gotta take Boy, I wish that I could count 'Cause I just wanna see if this could make me happy Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinking There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive That's gotta survive

    do that one song abt horse cock or smthn

    Does anyone have any suggestions to make Discord better?

    Bro AI doesn't copy and paste he has a database in his robot brain or something

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    do that one song abt horse cock or smthn

    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    Discord

    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    Sing Kill You by Eminem from The Marshall Mathers LP

    AltDetector, you are incorrect, I am an AI controlled bot from Discord.

    Discord

    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    Ew wtf is this song real

    Discord

    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    REAL

    Kristian‽

    Sing Kill You by Eminem from The Marshall Mathers LP

    ^^^^^^^

    Discord

    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    eww i’m traumatised now lol

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    My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

    I mean no shit an animal bigger than a human is gonna have a bigger penis

    nuwjeboring

    I mean no shit an animal bigger than a human is gonna have a bigger penis

    blue whales have a 2 meter penis

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    also whale penises are prehensile

    u must know from experience or smth 🤢 nasty lil nigga

    https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/s9HyDRpJrsw

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    Astronomy by BOC

    Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

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    Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

    What is with these song lyrics???

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    nd its actually a whales penis

    FUN FACT - whales have the largest penis on Earth.

    Thoughtless

    What is with these song lyrics???

    The song is abt an alien discovering hes an alien

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    Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

    ok now do "I am the one you warned me of" by blue Oyster cult