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whatttt

IDK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

I CAN COUNT

HMMMMMM CAN YOU THOUGH

omg you can

PERFECT

see? I told you

wow

I'm just that smart

hey toast

hru

Anonymous

u sure are smart

ikr

im alright

im tired nd bored haha

im tryna make my spotify cute

Anonymous

heeyyy

Hi leooo

heyeyeheyeeye

mal

im tryna make my spotify cute

I use amazon music lol

Perc

I use amazon music lol

lmao

im almost doneee

Everyone uses spotify😭

mal

im almost doneee

yayyyy

Anonymous

i have 0 followers :DDDD

I'd follow you if I had spotify

Anonymous

i have 0 followers :DDDD

i have 39

I have 0

mal

i have 39

You're just that popular

Anonymous

same omg

0 clubbbb

daamn :(

mal

daamn :(

What's on it?

ive been trying to dress coquette

here perc

What's coquette

mal

here perc

Omg that's so cute

I ACTUALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO LEWIS CAPALDI WITHOUT CRYING MY EYES OUT

its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

BC THERE WAS A MUSIC VIDEO WHERE A DOG DIED

Anonymous

its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

Oh cute!

Anonymous

its like pastel colors, and bow ties, and like not kawaii but just like cute yk

aww

Perc

I ACTUALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO LEWIS CAPALDI WITHOUT CRYING MY EYES OUT

NO HIS MUSIC IS SO GOOD THOUGH

How do you listen to lewis capaldi

HIS MUSIC VIDEO FOR BEFORE YOU GO MAKES ME SOB EVERY TIME THOUGH

Perc

How do you listen to lewis capaldi

i always cry the first time i hear one of his songs but after that im immune 💪

i dont really like his music tbh

mal

HIS MUSIC VIDEO FOR BEFORE YOU GO MAKES ME SOB EVERY TIME THOUGH

I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT I ONLY WATCHED THE ONE FOR WISH YOU THE BEST

AND A DOG DIED

WISH YOU THE BEST IS SUCH A GOOD SONG

mal

i always cry the first time i hear one of his songs but after that im immune 💪

I've tried listening a lot and I actually almost flooded the house

mal

WISH YOU THE BEST IS SUCH A GOOD SONG

FR BUT I CAN'T LISTEN TO ITTTT

NO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOU THOUGH IS SO GOOD ITS MY FAVOURITE

there is this one song, i forget the name but it makes me cry sometimes

mal

NO LOVE THE HELL OUT OF YOU THOUGH IS SO GOOD ITS MY FAVOURITE

OOH MAYBE I'LL LISTEN

Anonymous

there is this one song, i forget the name but it makes me cry sometimes

Do you know any lyrics?

Perc

OOH MAYBE I'LL LISTEN

ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

Perc

Do you know any lyrics?

no lol

Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

mal

ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

whos liam

my bf

mal

ITS SO PRETTY ND WHEN I REALISED HOW MUCH IT MAKES ME THINK OF LIAM I STARTED TO LOVE IT MORE 🫠

OK NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN

Perc

Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

what is it

Perc

Also mal I have found the saddest song in existence

OO SHARE

The Radio Demon

hello

hi shy!

ITS CALLED CONCRETE ANGEL

The Radio Demon

hru?

good, wbu>

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽
Image

thats gonna give me nightmares for a lil bit

So the song is Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

The music video is awfulllll

Comment deleted by Anonymous

I'm allergic to cats

Perc

So the song is Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

the album cover is so weird 😭

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

Anime profile pic = Your opinion doesn’t matter

What's wrong with anime?

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

Anime profile pic = Your opinion doesn’t matter

thats so real though

mal

the album cover is so weird 😭

Frrrr

have you guys seen a quokka before?

YES

no what is it?

they areee

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

your name is gay

I’m not the one with the anime profile pic posting pictures of anime characters

OH PERC I DONT LIKE THE SONG

HER VOICE

Anonymous
Image

awwww

MAKES ME WANNA DIE

wait imma find that song i wuz talkin about

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽
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nah

mal

OH PERC I DONT LIKE THE SONG

ME EITHER BUT THE LYRICS ARE ABOUT CHILD ABUSE AND A CHILD DYING

AND THATS SAD

But the singing is very mid

TRY IN THE STARS BY BENSON BOONE

LIKE J THE LYRICS ARE SO SAD

mal

TRY IN THE STARS BY BENSON BOONE

I HATE YOUUUUU

HOLD ON MY CHORD OVERSTREET IS ALSO SO SAD

Perc

I HATE YOUUUUU

WHY

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

OML BAHAHAHAHAHAHS

AND I WANT TO CRY ALREADY

NO ITS SO SAD

LIKE I CANT EVEN

THE CHORUS

IM STILL HOLDIN ON TO EVERYTHING THATS DEAD ND GONE

STOPPPPPP

NO I DONT WANNA SAY GOODBYE CUS THIS ONE MEANS FOREVERRR

ok its love me like that by sam kim, idk why it makesme cry but it just does :D

PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME SHOOT

AND NOW YOURE IN THE STARS ND 6 FEETS NEVER FELT SO FAR

HERE I AM ALONE BETWEEN THE HEAVEN ND THE EMBERSSS

Anonymous

ok its love me like that by sam kim, idk why it makesme cry but it just does :D

Ill listen next

OH IT HURTS SO HARD

FOR A MILLION DIFFERENT REASONS

MALLLLL

YOU TOOK THE BEST OF MY HEART

AND LEFT THE REST IN PIECES

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

Are you singing a song?

in the stars by benson boone, check it out. its so sad

then slap him

and ow he wont tell me where the fuck it is

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

I love sad songs, makes me feel something

theyre so good. in the stars makes me cry cus it hits hard, but fix you by coldplay nd johnny cash's hurt are some of the best

mal

theyre so good. in the stars makes me cry cus it hits hard, but fix you by coldplay nd johnny cash's hurt are some of the best

Hurt. Yes. Love that one

mal

in the stars by benson boone, check it out. its so sad

Ok but Listen to Wake me up When September Ends by Green Day

Perc

Ok but Listen to Wake me up When September Ends by Green Day

ohh i love that songgg

boulevard of broken dreams by green day is also excellent

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

Hurt. Yes. Love that one

made me cry so hard the first time around

mal

theyre so good. in the stars makes me cry cus it hits hard, but fix you by coldplay nd johnny cash's hurt are some of the best

When I was depressed, I used to listen to sad songs in my room and cry my eyes out. It actually made me feel better

sad songs are so relieving

mal

ohh i love that songgg

sameeee

s͓͓̽̽c͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽o͓͓̽̽t͓͓̽̽e͓͓̽̽r͓̽

gtg

bye scoorter

mal

sad songs are so relieving

Same

Perc

When I was depressed, I used to listen to sad songs in my room and cry my eyes out. It actually made me feel better

oh dam you were depressed?

Perc

Same

Meant yes lol

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

I listened to the Nine Inch Nails one first then the Johnny Cash version

the nine inch nails one doesnt hit the same

cash did it so much better

Anonymous

oh dam you were depressed?

Last year I was during the troll war

mal

cash did it so much better

the music video to it too

But Im ok now

creep by stone temple pilots is also so good

Perc

Last year I was during the troll war

what is the troll war?

Isaac stole my fucking water bottle

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖞𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖈

Boulevard of Broken Dreams was like my theme song

its such a good song

Anonymous

what is the troll war?

long story, it was on a different website

Kristian‽

nuh uh

he fucking did

Perc

long story, it was on a different website

bp?

Anonymous

bp?

yeah

The Radio Demon

hi ahain

hello!!

omg whiskey lullaby by brad paisley nd allison krauss is so good

banana shake by hus is so cute

amy the flamyyy

where the fuck is my waterbottle

Hi amy

GET OVER HERE

αmy

boobs

are hot

TOAST WSP

You fell asleep in a call again

Oh damn everyones on

someone sto.,e my waterbattle

Hey Krissy

Wade

You fell asleep in a call again

i was eepy

mal

amy the flamyyy

SHOPPING MALL

Toast ツ

someone sto.,e my waterbattle

hope they won the water battle

Toast ツ

i was eepy

I said if you didn’t wake up you were gay..you didn’t wake up

Wade

I said if you didn’t wake up you were gay..you didn’t wake up

oh well

Wade

I said if you didn’t wake up you were gay..you didn’t wake up

sup bozo

αmy

sup bozo

Sup

toast are we sposed to be writing the stuff about blackface down

Toast ツ

guess im a homo now

everybody is, deep down

that shit is not in his pants

αmy

everybody is, deep down

how wise

our english teacher thinks she’s so quirky

she curses and shit

Kristian‽

toast are we sposed to be writing the stuff about blackface down

I did bitch

my english teacher is such an opp

i fucking want my water bottle

Kristian‽

like the entire thing

i fucking did slut

my english teacher thinks we care about what we're learning

Toast ツ

i fucking want my water bottle

Just make a new one with ice 👍

i just put acouple of things about it in my vocab

Perc

my english teacher thinks we care about what we're learning

i never pay attention

thomas is watching blackface on his ipad

then he fucked with my bottle

I hate when that happens

Kristian‽

thomas is watching blackface on his ipad

thomas is my pookie bear

Anonymous

i never pay attention

sameeee I'm supposed to be writing an essay but I'll just do it later

I’m watching Arrow in Social Studies

im watching my demon finale

Wade

I’m watching Arrow in Social Studies

love that show

Whats arrow

why though

just for fun?

Deatshtroke is badass, that’s why

Kristian‽

nice

where is it

Wade what's arrow

Toast ツ

where is it

in his pants

HI MADI

hey madii

Toast ツ

im gonna kill that fucker

Can I help

Toast ツ

i forgot you were here

wowwww

Wade

Can I help

Ill freeze him

Toast ツ

Ill freeze him

I’ll burn him

bye toast!

i will...idk what we are doing

who are you guys killing

if i had to kill someone i would chicken out tbh

If anything, I'd kill them painlessly

in their sleep

yeah but i would feel insanely gulty

I wouldn't kill someone tho

lmaoo

I could never

one time when i was little my brother consumed some of my moms retinol and he had to be rushed to the hospital

You guys wouldn’t do good in the Mortal Kombat tournament

hey toast

hey wade

Anonymous

one time when i was little my brother consumed some of my moms retinol and he had to be rushed to the hospital

OMG

Hey Mal

You owe me a soda

Toast ツ

how are you?

im good hbu

Wade

You guys wouldn’t do good in the Mortal Kombat tournament

Nope I'd die immediatly

i forgot you guys were matching pfps

Perc

Nope I'd die immediatly

I’ll make it quick but not painless

They are clones

Perc

Nope I'd die immediatly

i suck at video games too :D

Wade

I’ll make it quick but not painless

If I really had to I'd kill them quickly and painlessly in their sleep

i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

Anonymous

i suck at video games too :D

:DD

Anonymous

i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

Yeah that's like the only video game I'm good at

my brother is obsessed with fortnite

omg i hate that game

he got a bunch of vbucks for his bday

its so stupid

Anonymous

he got a bunch of vbucks for his bday

oh cool

Anonymous

i play mario kart with my brother though and im good at that

im so bad at mario kart

Toast ツ

MORTAL KOMBAT

IDEK WHAT THAT IS

im pretty sure he plays mk too

Toast ツ

MORTAL KOMBAT

FIGHT

mal

im so bad at mario kart

lol

Anonymous

hes 11 :D

eugh 11 year old boys

GET OVER HERE

he plays fortnite, call of duty, and mortal kombat

Perc

lol

when my cousins came to visit we played nd i kept hitting the wall...thus the term "wall babies" was born

Toast ツ

FIGHT

IM SO CONFUSED

Anonymous

and roblox

don't judge but I love roblox

katana wins! flawless victory!

Anonymous

he plays fortnite, call of duty, and mortal kombat

my brothers 9 nd is obsessed w minecraft, roblox, nd among us. the only thing...hes never played any of them

mal

my brothers 9 nd is obsessed w minecraft, roblox, nd among us. the only thing...hes never played any of them

beat him

SCORPION WINS

Toast ツ

FLAWLESS VICTORY

OH THAT'S WHAT THAT'S FROM

mal

my brothers 9 nd is obsessed w minecraft, roblox, nd among us. the only thing...hes never played any of them

hahahaha

yall messed up LOTS

Toast ツ

beat him

its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

Anonymous

that tiktok audio

yeah thats the only thing from mk I know

Flappy.

yall messed up LOTS

☹

my older brother streams on twitch but hes not popular

Flappy.

yall messed up LOTS

Hello

MORTAL KOMBAT

Anonymous

my older brother streams on twitch but hes not popular

how old is he

i have tried playing it with my brother

mal

its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

Verbally abuse him

Wait how old are y'all? just curious

Anonymous

19

oh dang

15

Toast ツ

Verbally abuse him

Or physically, this is Mortal Kombat

I feel young

mortal kombat is cringe tbh

Toast ツ

Verbally abuse him

i do nd then i get in trouble

I'm 13 lol

lmao

Only Legends play Mortal Kombat

meh who cares

And watch it

it's online

im a legend without mortal kombat

mal

im a legend without mortal kombat

True

Wade

Only Legends play Mortal Kombat

I am a nobody then

mal

its so weird he reads minecraft nd roblox books nd draws the among us characters nd wears minecraft shirts but has never played them

🪦

Flappy.

yall messed up LOTS

HEIEJEHEIJEHJEJE FLAPPY

Hi amyyy

im so tired 😭😭

i have played mk before and it is annoying i have no idea how that shit works

mal

im a legend without mortal kombat

Kitana?

Toast ツ

Kitana?

Yes

Anonymous

i have played mk before and it is annoying i have no idea how that shit works

never have and never will

Flappy.

im so tired 😭😭

I DONT GET A HI

Flappy.

im so tired 😭😭

me too

Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

Flappy.

gm amy

gm

Wade

Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

we should

Anonymous

what clans?

mk I'm assuming

Wade

Toast we should recruit more members to our clans

sounds cult-like

FOR THE SHIRAI RYU

Toast ツ

KKK

wow

mal

sounds cult-like

Im in 2 cults

congrats

Hi jake

The Unknown King of Moderation

LIN GAY

gayke

Flappy.

leave

okay

Anonymous

which ones

one is called cocomelon and on is called the wheel cult

Yes we need Cyrborgs

Anonymous

who is cyrex

robot

Cyborgs*

mortal combat is so cringe

theres also cyber sub zero

Anonymous

mortal combat is so cringe

how so?

That’s Kuai

Bi Han is Noob Saibot and Kuai is Cyber Subzero

ive played before, its too like

In MK9

Guys no one knows what you are talking about

THE LORE

Anonymous

the lore is werid

then just do local fights

Toast ツ

then just do local fights

I do all

Wade

THE LORE

oh god

Wade

THE LORE

have mercy...

Hiiiiii

both of my brothers obsess over mortal kombat tho, one of them stream it on twitch

Anonymous

both of my brothers obsess over mortal kombat tho, one of them stream it on twitch

my parents would never let me do that

what the heck is that

Perc

what the heck is that

erskn

The Radio Demon

hiiii

how

The Radio Demon

hiiii

hey shy dragon

my brother who streams is 19 lol, hes studying computer science

Anonymous

my brother who streams is 19 lol, hes studying computer science

link me his twitc

Perc

how

i sent it before i could finish. Meant to say how's your day been?

Toast ツ

erskn

Thank you for that very understandable explanation]

no one knows your weird game lore wade and toast

Toast ツ

who tryna be my sareena

who

DAMN SHES COOL

ID DO HER

AMY PIC

people on here are very weird

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

αmy

DAMN SHES COOL

SMASH FR

Anonymous

people on here are very weird

being normal is boring

mal

FLAPPYAPPYAPPY

MALLARDDD

fr fr fr fr

HIIII

hey maaallll

hows liam

heyy

hes alright

whats going on

his sister in law j had a baby which is good

my best friend just asked me out like after school

Anonymous

omg guys

whatttt

Anonymous

my best friend just asked me out like after school

ACTUALLY WHAT DID YOU SAY

mal

his sister in law j had a baby which is good

thats good

mal

his sister in law j had a baby which is good

is there a but?

Perc

ACTUALLY WHAT DID YOU SAY

yes

oooohh what are they like?

Perc

is there a but?

nah hes pretty excited about that so hes alr for now

mal

nah hes pretty excited about that so hes alr for now

alr

hows the relationship?

Perc

oooohh what are they like?

hes rlly cute

Perc

hows the relationship?

its good!

Anonymous

hes rlly cute

awww what are yall going to do?

mal

its good!

thats good :)

were gonna go out this saturday

Anonymous

were gonna go out this saturday

Nice!!! congrats

yeah my paretns dont let medate so they think hes a girl lol

lmao solid

smart lol

i gtg ttyl!!

bye perc!!

ill be back in like ten minutes

byeeee!!

hey toast

toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

Kristian‽

i saved the pcture

what for

Kristian‽

toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

uhh

Kristian‽

toast if you turned into a girl whats the first thing you would do

💀

bye

help my friend has been going on nd on about how much it sucks to be the oldest child for like 20 minutes acting as though im not also the oldest

QWERTY 2.0

hola

hi

mal

help my friend has been going on nd on about how much it sucks to be the oldest child for like 20 minutes acting as though im not also the oldest

im so glad im not the oldest lol

shes like pissed cus her parents wont buy her a phone

if that was my biggest problem id be so happy

ohhhh you've mentioned her before

shes annoying the crap outta me

shes mad cus her parents let her younger sister listen to a song she likes

nd that somehow turned into the fact that they wont buy her a phone

soy hija mayor. tengo cuatro hermana y uno hermano

but she IS gonna buy herself a phone

like tf?

QWERTY 2.0

soy hija mayor. tengo cuatro hermana y uno hermano

i have 1 sister and 2 brothers

oml now shes going on about her low screen time

im actually gonna shoot myself im so annoyed rn

qwerty actually knows english they js being a little

mal

oml now shes going on about her low screen time

help my friend always does that

no she thinks shes so mature nd shes not

sorryyyyy wait brb

oki doki

lmaooo

mal

i have 1 sister and 2 brothers

i translate in to englsih, i am sorry if my words are wrong

thats okay

oh thats cool!

i live in the US

Toast ツ

its amy

So DAMN ACCURATE

mal

i live in the US

cool... is that how say?

hey wade

im in calss and cant talk, but hoi

Hey Mal

QWERTY 2.0

cool... is that how say?

yeah

No problem

Wade

Hey Mal

hru

Wade

No problem

i learn english, you shout at me yesterday :(

QWERTY 2.0

i learn english, you shout at me yesterday :(

Because odds are you’re El.

QWERTY 2.0

i learn english, you shout at me yesterday :(

hi, el.

Wade

Because odds are you’re El.

what is odds?

QWERTY 2.0

what is odds?

Shut up.

QWERTY 2.0

what is odds?

hes saying youre most likely el

i learning english, i live at spain

Wade

Shut up.

NOT THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERIODDD

QWERTY 2.0

i learning english, i live at spain

cap, your name is el and your british

mal

hes saying youre most likely el

i do not know person called el

mal

NOT THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE PERIODDD

PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

Wade

PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

NO.

WADE

STOP

mal

NO.

YAAAASSS QUEEEEEN

MY EYES

NOOO

STOP

Anonymous

cap, your name is el and your british

british is england?

yeah

Wade

PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

wade your personality changed there

mal

STOP

FRFR SO SKIBIDIMFRRRRR SLAAAAY YAAASSS QUUUUEEEN

QWERTY 2.0

what is cap? a hat?

it means you are lying dumbass

Wade

PERIOODDDD FRRRR SLAAAYY

you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

fuck i’m in python

QWERTY 2.0

you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

Shut up El

Wade

FRFR SO SKIBIDIMFRRRRR SLAAAAY YAAASSS QUUUUEEEN

NO HELP LAST NIGHT AT YOUTH GROUP THE YOUTH LEADER'S LITTLE BROTHER CAME TO ME ND WAS LIKE "SKIBIDI??? SKIBIDI????" ND HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE "STOP YOURE SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT" LIKE I WAS J TRYNA TEXT SOMEONE

QWERTY 2.0

you are sounding like my gay amigo who called Roberto

oh yeah, your definetley el.

mal

NO HELP LAST NIGHT AT YOUTH GROUP THE YOUTH LEADER'S LITTLE BROTHER CAME TO ME ND WAS LIKE "SKIBIDI??? SKIBIDI????" ND HIS FRIEND WAS LIKE "STOP YOURE SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT" LIKE I WAS J TRYNA TEXT SOMEONE

Embarrassment? More like disappointment

my name is Isabella. i think you mix up the names

QWERTY 2.0

my name is Isabella. i think you mix up the names

no, your name is el.

Wade

Embarrassment? More like disappointment

nd during the lesson the teacher mentioned some sort of tax nd the same kid was like "fanum tax???" nd i was like "actually shut. up."

QWERTY 2.0

my name is Isabella. i think you mix up the names

Bullshit. “El” is in “Isabella”

Anonymous

no, your name is el.

i dont know e;

oh shut up bitch you ARE el

QWERTY 2.0

me espanol

no one says that

mal

nd during the lesson the teacher mentioned some sort of tax nd the same kid was like "fanum tax???" nd i was like "actually shut. up."

HELP ME THE TEACHER IS SO MEAN

αmy

HELP ME THE TEACHER IS SO MEAN

WHAT TEACHER

FUCK PYTHON PROGRAMMING

OH DAMN

mal

WHAT TEACHER

FOR PYTHON

🐍

YAAAAAS

WADE STOPP

NO MORE MY EYES

QWERTY 2.0

leo es una perra gorda

ok, el. def google translated there

QUEEEEEN

😭

QWERTY 2.0

leo es una perra gorda

y una vaca gorda, pero eso es grosero con las vacas

WADEE

istg if my friend says also one more time im actually going to kms

SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

Wade

SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

slay is kill?

Wade

SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

your very gay

Wade

SLAAAY SLAAY THE DAY AWAY YAAAAAAAAAAZ

NO

QWERTY 2.0

slay is kill?

Retarded

soon to be at bloomington high school north

Kristian‽

soon to be at bloomington high school north

shut up

KRIS STOP

okay im so pissed my friend is so spoiled. shes comparing her homework to her dads actual work which he travels around for nd shit

she mad cus her dad has a higher screen time

cus she thinks low screen time means she should get a phone

i feel like no one here has a phone tbh

shes literally getting an apple watch for her birthday

nd she wants to buy herself a phone but have no cell so she can use it on wifi

which like whats the point she has an ipod that does that

can she not get a phone yet?

Soy espanol, por favor no te burles de mi pais de origen. No se quien El, asi que dejame en paz

Anonymous

i feel like no one here has a phone tbh

movil?

this is why you get bullied kris

Anonymous

can she not get a phone yet?

her parents j dont want her to get one yet they think shes too young

QWERTY 2.0

Soy espanol, por favor no te burles de mi pais de origen. No se quien El, asi que dejame en paz

you are el. shut tthe fuck up

but shes getting an apple watch which is perfectly fine

i have apple watch and a phone

yeah nd thats fine but she wants to get BOTH for her birthday

nd she said she doesnt want anything below an iphnone 13

she was also mad during christmas cus she got a ton of nice stuff but didnt get airpods

i got airpods because i bought them myself

Anonymous

you are el. shut tthe fuck up

dejame en paz, hijo de puta

QWERTY 2.0

dejame en paz, hijo de puta

shut the fuck up, we know its you el

Anonymous

i got airpods because i bought them myself

i went to lunch w her family nd her mom asked me what i got for christmas nd then she was like "i woulda loved airpods." then turned to her dad nd was like "i dont see why YOU couldnt have gotten them"

shes saving rn

for a phone

but she babysits every week nd gets a shit ton of money for that

twice a week actually

plus occasionally at the church

so shes making a perfectly fine amount of money

u guys notice that the conversational value and intellect has improved significantly without gayke and opal here?

I mean not by much but u can see the difference

Anonymous

i babysit sometimes

she makes some on mondays, on fridays she gets like 50-100 depending on the week for babysitting, nd occasionally she babysits at the church nd makes 50

i wanbted a job but im too busy

i got opal in trouble yestarday 😎

Kristian‽

i got opal in trouble yestarday 😎

nigga she got herself in trouble by being a little bitch and a retard

somebody named isa was talking to her irl

Hello. Hi. Hola. Bonjour. It is I, Discord.

hi discord! its been a pleasure chatting with random people on your website

Anonymous

she was annoying tbh

lmao look how quickly you switched up you were blinded when opal was here now that she's gone it sets in how annoying she really was ;)

Kristian‽

and i yelled opals full name

AHAHAHAHAHAH BASED

Anonymous

hi discord! its been a pleasure chatting with random people on your website

Your welcome! Me and the other moderators are always trying our best to make the app/website better for you.

cool

Another thing to know is that I am just an AI based mod.

The moderators of discord created me to promote it on websites other that itself.

Discord

Another thing to know is that I am just an AI based mod.

MOD?!?! Oh hell naw wtf is Matt doing with this site

I am and AI mod, controlled by the moderators at Discord.

Wait wait i needa stop being so gullible

I am unable to do that on this website.

I give you my full consent to ban me (Not you Jake or Ethan btw)

Discord

I am unable to do that on this website.

Oh phew you're not a mod

nuwjeboring

Oh phew you're not a mod

I am a mod, just on Discord.

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I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

Discord

I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

sure generate xtentacison wasted

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Them words are highly inappropriate, according to the moderators, other than me, at Discord.

Discord

I am able to generate song lyrics if you would like?

enchanted by taylor swift

Discord

Them words are highly inappropriate, according to the moderators, other than me, at Discord.

You mean admins

nuwjeboring

sure generate xtentacison wasted

I could not find that song.

Discord

I could not find that song.

oh wait im retarded its by juice WRLD pfffft

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Anonymous

enchanted by taylor swift

There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?" 'Cross the room your silhouette Starts to make its way to me The playful conversation starts Counter all your quick remarks Like passing notes in secrecy And it was enchanting to meet you All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you The lingering question kept me up 2 AM, who do you love? I wonder 'til I'm wide awake And now I'm pacing back and forth Wishing you were at my door I'd open up and you would say, "Hey" It was enchanting to meet you All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew That this night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you This is me praying that This was the very first page Not where the story line ends My thoughts will echo your name, until I see you again These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew This night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you

I took this neat photo of myself this morning gonna post on UwU when I get home bc my stupid ass left that infernal machine at home

Discord

There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you Your eyes whispered, "Have we met?" 'Cross the room your silhouette Starts to make its way to me The playful conversation starts Counter all your quick remarks Like passing notes in secrecy And it was enchanting to meet you All I can say is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you The lingering question kept me up 2 AM, who do you love? I wonder 'til I'm wide awake And now I'm pacing back and forth Wishing you were at my door I'd open up and you would say, "Hey" It was enchanting to meet you All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew That this night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you This is me praying that This was the very first page Not where the story line ends My thoughts will echo your name, until I see you again These are the words I held back, as I was leaving too soon I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you This night is sparkling, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home I'll spend forever wondering if you knew This night is flawless, don't you let it go I'm wonderstruck, dancing around all alone I'll spend forever wondering if you knew I was enchanted to meet you Please don't be in love with someone else Please don't have somebody waiting on you

copy and paste?

nuwjeboring

oh wait im retarded its by juice WRLD pfffft

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Glad u consider me ur fav =3

Yeah you're my favorite but you're also the only one so it ain't sayin much if you know what I mean

Discord

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

do the Ultraman 1966 theme =>

The Radio Demon

copy and paste?

Bro just has it memorized

nuwjeboring

Yeah you're my favorite but you're also the only one so it ain't sayin much if you know what I mean

ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

Discord

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, uh Fuck, uh, Perc' CB on the beat, h- Perc', mmm Bitch, yeah, huh Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix D- why is she so d-? She Medusa with a little Pocahontas She been l- all my d- or somethin' 'Cause every time that we're together, I'm unconcious Hold up, let me be honest I know I saw her put the P- in my c- S- 'til my eyes roll back like the old man Just another funeral for her, god- Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement I'm a doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience She told me that she tryna get closer to S- She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix Rockstar, that's our style, these boys can't take it (yeah) Hatin', but they're still tryna take our cadence (woah) You're basic, brand new 'Rari when I'm racin' Take it, let you roll my w-, please don't l- it, yeah That's a bum b- that you chasin', ayy Foreign with me, she a do- (woah) I love that girl and I do like her body I don't want the money, I just want the mo- That's what she say when she lookin' to find me Lil' boy I'm your father, hakuna matata I lick that girl, get up all of that, t- her Got trust in my hitters, used to pray for the locker I h- from the back and my legs start to lock up Jacuzzi that b-, I gave that girl flakka I'm takin' blue ca- that keep tweakin' my chakra Rose on my chain, there's no hit like I'm copper Tats in the middle my head like I'm Avatar That's the reason that I write all my operas Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted She do c- in my basement (in my basement) I'm her doctor, but I'm runnin' out of patience (out of patience) She told me that she tryna get closer to S- (S-) She be talkin' to him when she in the matrix My eyes closed, hopin' this ain't make-believe And she don't know that all her demons live in me, yeah I don't know, I don't know Don't know what she been on, I don't know All that lean I sip on, now watch me pour it One cup on me, don't got no friends I'm an open door, I ain't have to let her in She ain't take my heart, but she took my medicine Least somebody gon' take it, hate to waste it Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted (yeah) Wasted, GTA love, b- wasted Wasted, I'm on these d-, I feel wasted Wasted, get her off my mind when I'm wasted Wasted, I waste all my time when I'm wasted Wasted, wasted, wasted

thx homie

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

ok

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

ok but for the record im genuinely not schizophrenic btw

that's what they all say

The Radio Demon

copy and paste?

No, I am the Discord AI bot. I generate song lyrics and other things based on my knowledge.

Discord

No, I am the Discord AI bot. I generate song lyrics and other things based on my knowledge.

Ultraman no Uta pls

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Urutoraman no Uta sorry

Urethraman

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Urutoraman no Uta sorry

Mune ni tsuketeru maaku wa ryuusei Jiman no jetto de teki wo utsu Hikari no kuni kara bokura no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

Te ni shita capuseru Pikari to hikari Hyakuman-watto no kagayaki da Hikari no kuni kara seigi no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

Te ni shita gan ga byu-byun to unaru Kaijyuu taiji no semonka Hikari no kuni kara chikyuu no tame ni Kita zo warera no urutoraman

Discord

No, I am the Discord AI bot. I generate song lyrics and other things based on my knowledge.

ur creator prob used copy and paste

The Radio Demon

numb little bug by em beihold

I don't feel a single thing Have the pills done too much Haven't caught up with my friends in weeks And now we're outta touch I've been driving in L.A. And the world it feels too big Like a floating ball that's bound to break Snap my psyche like a twig And I just wanna see if you feel the same as me Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinkin' There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Guess I'm just broken and broke The prescriptions on its way With a name I can't pronounce And the dose I gotta take Boy, I wish that I could count 'Cause I just wanna see if this could make me happy Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinking There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive That's gotta survive

Discord

I don't feel a single thing Have the pills done too much Haven't caught up with my friends in weeks And now we're outta touch I've been driving in L.A. And the world it feels too big Like a floating ball that's bound to break Snap my psyche like a twig And I just wanna see if you feel the same as me Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinkin' There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Guess I'm just broken and broke The prescriptions on its way With a name I can't pronounce And the dose I gotta take Boy, I wish that I could count 'Cause I just wanna see if this could make me happy Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like you're hanging by a thread but you gotta survive 'Cause you gotta survive Like your body's in the room but you're not really there Like you have empathy inside but you don't really care Like you're fresh outta love but it's been in the air Am I past repair A little bit tired of tryin' to care when I don't A little bit tired of quick repairs to cope A little bit tired of sinking There's water in my boat I'm barely breathin' Tryna stay afloat So I got these quick repairs to cope Do you ever get a little bit tired of life Like you're not really happy but you don't wanna die Like a numb little bug that's gotta survive That's gotta survive

do that one song abt horse cock or smthn

Does anyone have any suggestions to make Discord better?

Discord

Does anyone have any suggestions to make Discord better?

nah

Bro AI doesn't copy and paste he has a database in his robot brain or something

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

do that one song abt horse cock or smthn

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

Discord

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

Sing Kill You by Eminem from The Marshall Mathers LP

AltDetector, you are incorrect, I am an AI controlled bot from Discord.

Discord

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

Ew wtf is this song real

Discord

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

REAL

Kristian‽

Sing Kill You by Eminem from The Marshall Mathers LP

^^^^^^^

Discord

My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

eww i’m traumatised now lol

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My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fellow was who came by yesterday I quickly turn my face before I start to blush 'Cause frankly, there is nothing I can say I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I've just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me more of what I really need 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Send your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course-cock Grab the lube and slam the day away My shaft is quivering, my balls are turning blue and I think of drinking in a foot or even two My favorite stallion that I keep in my top drawer Slip it in and out be dripping goo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock? You will never hear me saying neigh! 'Cause there is no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop now, horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me pray My lovely horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Horse cock, horse cock Ya-da-da-da-da-da-da..

I mean no shit an animal bigger than a human is gonna have a bigger penis

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I mean no shit an animal bigger than a human is gonna have a bigger penis

blue whales have a 2 meter penis

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

also whale penises are prehensile

u must know from experience or smth 🤢 nasty lil nigga

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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Astronomy by BOC

Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

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Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

REAL

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Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

What is with these song lyrics???

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

nd its actually a whales penis

FUN FACT - whales have the largest penis on Earth.

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FUN FACT - whales have the largest penis on Earth.

Interesting.

Thoughtless

What is with these song lyrics???

The song is abt an alien discovering hes an alien

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Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst Out at you from their hiding place Like acid and oil on a madman's face His reason tends to fly away Like lesser birds on the four winds Like silver scrapes in May And now the sand's become a crust Most of you have gone away Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk Just out there upon the beach I know you'll soon be married And you want to know where winds come from Well, it's never said at all On the map that Carrie reads Behind the clock back there, you know At the four winds bar Hey Hey Hey Hey Four winds at the four winds bar Two doors barred and windows barred One door to let to take you in The other one just mirrors it Hey Hey Hey Hey Hellish glare and inference The other one's a duplicate The queenly flux, eternal light Or the light that never warms Yes, the light that never, never warms Oh, the light that never Never warms Never warms Never warms The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst Out at you from their hiding place Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear Would find themselves at four winds bar It's the nexus of the crisis And the origin of storms Just the place to hopelessly Encounter time and then came me Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Call me Desdinova Eternal light These gravely digs of mine Will surely prove a sight And don't forget my dog Fixed and consequent Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star Astronomy A star

ok now do "I am the one you warned me of" by blue Oyster cult