Cornwall and the harbor
Where witches went mad more than once and
Until this day
In dreams at least
The lighthouse at Lost Christabel
Squat and hugely tilts
Upon the strand where Grandad's house was built
And having stood the test of time
The starry gale the bloody tide
Grandad's house though gaped with hooks
And filled with books
Could stand no more until
A certain prophecy
Once read - now stood
Before the world fulfilled
Now of these books in Grandad's keep
Some of them were new but mostly they were old
And the oldest was a scroll
A prophecy that read
When the riddle begins
The story will end
August the First 1892
And in the guise of destiny
Grandad quit Cornwall
"I'm a captain of a ship
My ship is charmed, and called Plutonia."
Stories on land, storms at sea
'Tween 1892 and '93
When Grandad sailed for Mexico
Ships charmed and ordinary
Sailed the glidepath to the sun
And when the sun proved false
As it always does
Some of them would be lost
And some would sail back home
It was no star
But a magna of illusion
I mean by that
The mirror found
In the chamber of jade grown like a seed
Deep within the ground
The mirror found
By one man
So on and off again
He sailed the Europe's rim
On and off, off and on
Until his time had come
Through tears and smiles
The last domain
The rods of broken crystal
On and off, and off again
Until his time had come
Late to the story that had been
But early to the riddle not yet begun
August the First 1893
The charmed ship Plutonia
Sailed like a ray into Cornwall
And none too soon it seems
That night the Captain's granddaughter
Would celebrate her birthday
"I've come a long way, " said the Captain
"From Lost Christabel this night
Accompanied by my dog familiar
To blast your rafters with my surprise!
Granddaughter, it's a foreign mirror
Taken from the jungle by crime!"
Stories on land, storms at sea
'Tween 1892 and '93
When Grandad sailed for Mexico
When tables collapse
And floors have filled
And the party's over, it's all over
Sea-dogs and rockers will dwell on doom
I've warped the stuff of ground
What seems to be is not
Behind closed eyes
Realize your sight
Mine, granddaughter, proves a surprise
More light than sun
More dark than night then
More a snare than lust
A nigga can't have opinions in this fucking site without being accused o being someone else π y'all npcs are really used to thinking like a hivemind that u think eryone else do it too
A nigga can't have opinions in this fucking site without being accused o being someone else π y'all npcs are really used to thinking like a hivemind that u think eryone else do it too
A nigga can't have opinions in this fucking site without being accused o being someone else π y'all npcs are really used to thinking like a hivemind that u think eryone else do it too
ok but prisoners wont actually wait for u to drop the soap. Plus u would never get raped in the shower where other prisoners could potentially try and save u, as rapist are very disrespected in prisons
ok but prisoners wont actually wait for u to drop the soap. Plus u would never get raped in the shower where other prisoners could potentially try and save u, as rapist are very disrespected in prisons
Okay, yβknow what, im going to leave this chat, do something PRODUCTIVE with my time, and ban you asshats when you inevitably start fucking with other people
Okay, yβknow what, im going to leave this chat, do something PRODUCTIVE with my time, and ban you asshats when you inevitably start fucking with other people
Yeah because weβre βannoyingβ but Opal isnβt?
Okay, yβknow what, im going to leave this chat, do something PRODUCTIVE with my time, and ban you asshats when you inevitably start fucking with other people
Okay, yβknow what, im going to leave this chat, do something PRODUCTIVE with my time, and ban you asshats when you inevitably start fucking with other people
Good luck with that you'll be demoted soon :) you obnoxious fuck
No Iβm talking about the idiots who keep ban evading and making useless alts for the sole purpose of hating on me because they wanna be petty little shits after getting their mod powers rightfully revoked
No Iβm talking about the idiots who keep ban evading and making useless alts for the sole purpose of hating on me because they wanna be petty little shits after getting their mod powers rightfully revoked
go ahead and ban and delete everything Jake we have the web archives all forwarded to Matt in case his stupid powers break again which I know you take advantage of
No Iβm talking about the idiots who keep ban evading and making useless alts for the sole purpose of hating on me because they wanna be petty little shits after getting their mod powers rightfully revoked
I'm not even Dagger you idiot we just hate what u done to the site
Ive had a lot of opponents (e.g. King Ghidorah Destoroyah SpaceGodzilla) and they all got the upperhand over me bc I was angry. once I calm down, and transferred all my anger into spitting out facts (and radioactive energy) I was able to beat them
Iβm not saying Iβm perfect, Iβm still working on things
Nobody wants you to be "perfect" this site is imperfect and that's what we liked about it and now you fucked it up because you want to please ESG or whatever the fuck
JakeAbuser try and actually listen to what I'm gonna say. If you want to try and change things, you're never gonna get anywhere by being a dick and yelling. Try and actually reason and be willing to compromise and make sure that you actually try and listen to what your opposition says.
JakeAbuser try and actually listen to what I'm gonna say. If you want to try and change things, you're never gonna get anywhere by being a dick and yelling. Try and actually reason and be willing to compromise and make sure that you actually try and listen to what your opposition says.
JakeAbuser try and actually listen to what I'm gonna say. If you want to try and change things, you're never gonna get anywhere by being a dick and yelling. Try and actually reason and be willing to compromise and make sure that you actually try and listen to what your opposition says.
There's nothing to "reason" with the "opposition" tries to gaslight me into thinking there are more of them than there really are and threaten to ban me if I speak out against them
There's nothing to "reason" with the "opposition" tries to gaslight me into thinking there are more of them than there really are and threaten to ban me if I speak out against them
See? right now you're not listening to what I said, and actually hearing me, you're just immediately disagreeing with me because you have it stuck in your head that you're always right and we're always wrong
the name Godzilla, which is actually not a mistranslation as many mistakenly believe, it is a combonation of God, Lizard, and Gorilla. Gorilla for my strength (again), Lizard for my reptilian features, and God for by unstoppable nature
the name Godzilla, which is actually not a mistranslation as many mistakenly believe, it is a combonation of God, Lizard, and Gorilla. Gorilla for my strength (again), Lizard for my reptilian features, and God for by unstoppable nature
ok nerd. And ur not strong, and ur definitely not unstoppable
I used to live under bikini atoll w my family but then some jackasses with their "Castle Bravo" test blew it up, killing my family and mutating me into a giant monster
I used to live under bikini atoll w my family but then some jackasses with their "Castle Bravo" test blew it up, killing my family and mutating me into a giant monster
I used to live under bikini atoll w my family but then some jackasses with their "Castle Bravo" test blew it up, killing my family and mutating me into a giant monster
wtf r u on bro? go get some help (mental and physical)!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
hi miku
Mafuyu Asahina
HELLO
Anonymous
i love miku
Anonymous
she is such a good singer
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Cool.
WC siarra
Hi!
Mafuyu Asahina
hello people
Anonymous
hi siarra
nuwjeboring
oh shit an OG
WC siarra
Hey
Anonymous
hello
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wb! I was wondering where you went
nuwjeboring
oshitwaddup
nuwjeboring
DAMMIT GAYKE IS HERE
Mafuyu Asahina
im in history rn
nuwjeboring
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
hey jake
nuwjeboring
Stfu you're gonna start one of those "hi hru good hbu good hbu good hbu hi" loops
WC siarra
JAKE
The Unknown King of Moderation
SIARRA
Mafuyu Asahina
I was doing school and gaming and family time
nuwjeboring
Gayke gayke go away come again some other day
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Anonymous
i wont im jut saying hi
nuwjeboring
SHOO GAYKE
nuwjeboring
'snot funny
Mafuyu Asahina
wtf im so confused
nuwjeboring
We need to scare off Juggalake
Anonymous
jake is ok, but yall do whatever lol
The Unknown King of Moderation
CANT SCARE ME BITCH
Discord
Hello.
nuwjeboring
Oh rlly
Mafuyu Asahina
sup
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Pls do the lyrics for In the Presence of Another World by BLue oyster cult
nuwjeboring
It's so sad that ICP is breaking up
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait u already did that
Anonymous
wait they are
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Do magna of Illusion by blue oyster cult
nuwjeboring
Yup unfortunately due to a controversy within the group
Discord
I did it in the other chat.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I realized do In the Presence of Another World by blue oyster cult
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WAIT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean MAgna of Illusion sorry
Discord
Cornwall and the harbor Where witches went mad more than once and Until this day In dreams at least The lighthouse at Lost Christabel Squat and hugely tilts Upon the strand where Grandad's house was built And having stood the test of time The starry gale the bloody tide Grandad's house though gaped with hooks And filled with books Could stand no more until A certain prophecy Once read - now stood Before the world fulfilled Now of these books in Grandad's keep Some of them were new but mostly they were old And the oldest was a scroll A prophecy that read When the riddle begins The story will end August the First 1892 And in the guise of destiny Grandad quit Cornwall "I'm a captain of a ship My ship is charmed, and called Plutonia." Stories on land, storms at sea 'Tween 1892 and '93 When Grandad sailed for Mexico Ships charmed and ordinary Sailed the glidepath to the sun And when the sun proved false As it always does Some of them would be lost And some would sail back home It was no star But a magna of illusion I mean by that The mirror found In the chamber of jade grown like a seed Deep within the ground The mirror found By one man So on and off again He sailed the Europe's rim On and off, off and on Until his time had come Through tears and smiles The last domain The rods of broken crystal On and off, and off again Until his time had come Late to the story that had been But early to the riddle not yet begun August the First 1893 The charmed ship Plutonia Sailed like a ray into Cornwall And none too soon it seems That night the Captain's granddaughter Would celebrate her birthday "I've come a long way, " said the Captain "From Lost Christabel this night Accompanied by my dog familiar To blast your rafters with my surprise! Granddaughter, it's a foreign mirror Taken from the jungle by crime!" Stories on land, storms at sea 'Tween 1892 and '93 When Grandad sailed for Mexico When tables collapse And floors have filled And the party's over, it's all over Sea-dogs and rockers will dwell on doom I've warped the stuff of ground What seems to be is not Behind closed eyes Realize your sight Mine, granddaughter, proves a surprise More light than sun More dark than night then More a snare than lust
nuwjeboring
Now we need to scare off Sooploosh
Mafuyu Asahina
cool
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Too bad so sad bc u cant\
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
=3
nuwjeboring
Hey Sooploosh
nuwjeboring
WOMEN
nuwjeboring
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Discord
I am now needing to leave, goodbye. Adios.
nuwjeboring
Damn I scared off Discord too well ain't complaining Discord is a gayahh site
Sexy woman
Did someone call me?
Mafuyu Asahina
Do doki doki suicide club by GOREJIT
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Reallll
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ik bc im there
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao
Mafuyu Asahina
the song slaps tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
Mafuyu Asahina
monika best girl
The Unknown King of Moderation
Mafuyu Asahina
lol
Sexy woman
Hello people... hehe
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thoughtless
no
Mafuyu Asahina
some people think she is a trap lol
The Unknown King of Moderation
What do you want bitch
Sexy woman
I heard somebody say my name hehe
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thereβs a mod about that
Thoughtless
MURDER!!!!!
The Unknown King of Moderation
She just ends up pegging you in the end
The Unknown King of Moderation
Pretty sure thereβs a Weezer reference in it
Sexy woman
Guess im not needed...
Sexy woman
I'll go back to the disco
Mafuyu Asahina
I have seen the mod lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WOAH SO U R THE SAME ACC
Thoughtless
Whoah, slow down there...
Sexy woman
what?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
the same as the discord acc
Mafuyu Asahina
lol
Sexy woman
No. I said DISCO not discord
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi guys
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I mean, u disappeared after discord did
Mafuyu Asahina
HELLO
Cosmologistinterntobe
who is sexy woman
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hiii cosmo =3
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi
Sexy woman
I appeared coz somebody mentioned me
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
The same person as Discord apparently
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
coincidentally the same as when Discord left
Thoughtless
hi cosmo
Mafuyu Asahina
im bi lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
real
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bipolar maybe
Sexy woman
Oh! I dont know!
The Unknown King of Moderation
Jk lmao
Mafuyu Asahina
real
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Salad
Thoughtless
prob both
Mafuyu Asahina
yum
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cosmologistinterntobe
PUUUUUUUUSSSY SALAD
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
turlte
Mafuyu Asahina
OML
Mafuyu Asahina
im in class and were watching life of pi
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
REAL
JakeAbuser
This is why I fucking hate u Gayke u banned me over nothing
U SAY WORSE SHIT THAN THIS THEN BAN ME U FUCKING ABUSER
Mafuyu Asahina
WHO IF IS THAT?
The Unknown King of Moderation
The Unknown King of Moderation
The Moana Leeza
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
im gonna eat the Mona Lisa one day
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Im gonna run in there
JakeAbuser
This is why I fucking hate u Gayke u banned me over nothing
U SAY WORSE SHIT THAN THIS THEN BAN ME U FUCKING ABUSER
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
n eat it
Mafuyu Asahina
pfft
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
cringe tbh
Thoughtless
yeah
JakeAbuser
Yes Jake abusing mod is cringe
The Unknown King of Moderation
I donβt abuse mod, I abuse women
Mafuyu Asahina
JakeAbuser
You literally banned me over that message
Thoughtless
don't abuse yourself...
JakeAbuser
Wtf is wrong with you
Mafuyu Asahina
dang
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi el
The Unknown King of Moderation
π
Mafuyu Asahina
NAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM KIDDING GUYS IM NOT A WOMAN BEATER I TREAT GIRLS WITH RESPECT
Cosmologistinterntobe
he got madi for that
JakeAbuser
Most immature mod on the fuckin site Ethan is younger and bro is more mature than u
Mafuyu Asahina
oh that god
Cosmologistinterntobe
*thank
Cosmologistinterntobe
*jake is cool
The Unknown King of Moderation
Mafuyu Asahina
pfft
Cosmologistinterntobe
and when u do it when cumming, erectile disfiunction comes out
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Sadly they stole my foreskin
JakeAbuser
Jake would be cool if he wasn't a mod because he is an absolute ASS MOD but he's a cool guy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I will have vengeance one day
The Unknown King of Moderation
Is that how you get rid of ED
Cosmologistinterntobe
I lost it when i was 8 days old
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idk how to feel about this lmao
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
We should both get vengeance
Cosmologistinterntobe
other way around
The Unknown King of Moderation
But you said it comes OUT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Not IN
Cosmologistinterntobe
wade?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Mafuyu Asahina
lol
JakeAbuser
u are the worst mod this site has ever had but u were cool when u werent mod
Mafuyu Asahina
me
Cosmologistinterntobe
that pussy wants pussy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wade
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ur wadeeeeee
JakeAbuser
Now that you have mod ur addicted to banning people for whatever bullshit reason
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wade spotted
Thoughtless
my bad...
Cosmologistinterntobe
not saying slurs yet, totally wade
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
YOU!!!!
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
GET HIIIIIMM
Toast γ
hey soopy
Cosmologistinterntobe
toast
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Hiii toast I have more thigh pics
JakeAbuser
bro im wade for being mad he banned me for bullshit reasons?
JakeAbuser
dumbass
Cosmologistinterntobe
same speech pattern
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ALT DETECTOR
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WE NEED ALT DETECTOR
Thoughtless
I will never be caught
Mafuyu Asahina
ALT ALERT
Cosmologistinterntobe
ALT DECETOR
Mafuyu Asahina
WEEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOO
Toast γ
please send
JakeAbuser
I'm not Wade retard and for the record I think Wade and Dagger and Jake are all shit mods
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
left my phone at home
JakeAbuser
Ethan is the only goo dmod
Toast γ
darn
Cosmologistinterntobe
quote book
Toast γ
good
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ETHAN SPOTTED
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Good idea
Thoughtless
there the slurs are
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS ETHAN GUYS
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
:O
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ETHAN
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ITS ETHAN
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
HE THOUGHT HE WAS SLICCC
The Unknown King of Moderation
ETHAN DETECTED
Mafuyu Asahina
oop
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WHAT IF ITS WADE PRETENDING TO BE ETHAN ]
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
btw speaking of alternative accs
Thoughtless
Ethan
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT IF ITS ME PRETENDING TO BE WADE PRETENDING TO BE ETHAN
Godzilla
GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
JakeAbuser
A nigga can't have opinions in this fucking site without being accused o being someone else π y'all npcs are really used to thinking like a hivemind that u think eryone else do it too
Thoughtless
*taps head*
Thoughtless
ETHAN
Wade
What in the ass
Godzilla
GRAAHHH SHUT UP JAKEABUSER
The Unknown King of Moderation
Opinions? What are those?
Mafuyu Asahina
fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
What in the dick
JakeAbuser
Average quote from a dictator like u
Thoughtless
putin would be proud
JakeAbuser
I mean this alone says all u need to know 'bout Gayke
Mafuyu Asahina
can someone shut this bitch up
Flappy.
(it was a joke)
Godzilla
GRAHHH QUIT FUCKIN TALKING
JakeAbuser
Gayke if you ban me over this shit im tellin' Matt
Thoughtless
stfu
Anonymous
FLAPPY
Mafuyu Asahina
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Anonymous
HELP
Anonymous
I GOT PUT
Anonymous
IN A GROPU
JakeAbuser
Yeah yeah it's a joke when its fucking convenient aint it
Anonymous
WITH 4 OTHER PPLE
Anonymous
T
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Watch Jake will ban them
Anonymous
ND
Anonymous
FLETCHER IS THRE
Anonymous
HELP
Anonymous
CAUJSE
JakeAbuser
But when it ain't you're all "OH THIS IS THE COMMUNITY SECTION WE'RE SERIOUS HERE"
Anonymous
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
The Unknown King of Moderation
Only if you guys want me to lmao Iβm not bothered by it
Thoughtless
can't we just shut jake up?
Thoughtless
please
πΏππ πΈπππππ
I donβt mind him
Godzilla
Me at JakeAbuser's house
Anonymous
GUYS HELPPPP
The Unknown King of Moderation
How many Godzilla gifs do you have
Anonymous
I GOT PUT INA GROPU W/ FLRTCHER
Thoughtless
wut
The Unknown King of Moderation
Womp womp
Anonymous
NOoo
Anonymous
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Godzilla
A bit but only half can fit on this site sadly :c
The Unknown King of Moderation
Charlie I remember the shit you used to do with him lmao
πΏππ πΈπππππ
He has as many Godzilla gifs as you have pics of little girls
The Unknown King of Moderation
The docsβ¦π
Anonymous
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW DONT REMIND ME EWWWWWWWWW
Anonymous
SHES SO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why does everyone think Iβm a gay pedophile dictator
Anonymous
IMA THROW UP LOOKIN AT HIMM
Anonymous
EWWWW
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Quote that for me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Will do π
Anonymous
I WUNNA TLAK TO TASTIEE
Ξ±my
because you are?
Anonymous
TOASTIE*
Anonymous
AMY HELO
Anonymous
HELP
Anonymous
I GOT PUT INA GROUP WITH FLETCHER
Ξ±my
hi angel
Anonymous
HII
Ξ±my
that sucks
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
hes so ewww
Anonymous
ima trhow up
The Unknown King of Moderation
>:(
Anonymous
lookin at him
Ξ±my
damn
The Unknown King of Moderation
Stick itβs done
Flappy.
i cant believe its not even 10
Anonymous
its
Ξ±my
factor this, motherfucker
Anonymous
12:38
πΏππ πΈπππππ
My comment and yours
Ξ±my
itβs 12:38
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Nice
Flappy.
it is 9:38
Anonymous
CAN SOMEONE KIDNAP ME
Thoughtless
could be different time zones
Anonymous
I DOTN WANNA BE ROUND THAT
Ξ±my
nope youβre weong
Ξ±my
wrong
Thoughtless
12:38
Flappy.
you are all lying, smh
Ξ±my
youβre the liar
Anonymous
BBG
Flappy.
it is 9:39 i know it
Anonymous
AMY
πΏππ πΈπππππ
I never lie, that was a lie
Anonymous
KIDNAP ME AWAY FROM HEA
Godzilla
Anyone remember the hanna barbera show where I breathed fire n had laser eyes
Godzilla
The Unknown King of Moderation
That was a paradox
πΏππ πΈπππππ
No
πΏππ πΈπππππ
You should quote that too
Ξ±my
HI STICKMAN
Anonymous
AMY
Anonymous
AMY BBG
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Hey Amy Iβll post more hot female pics later
Anonymous
WIFEY
Flappy.
ik whwre that is
Anonymous
PLEASE
Anonymous
KIDNAP
Anonymous
ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sdickman
Ξ±my
HAHAHA I LOVE YOU
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah no shit
Flappy.
mk im gonna leave
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Where, why, and how much are you paying me?
Ξ±my
π€―
Ξ±my
bye
Flappy.
hey hey we build each other up here smh.
Godzilla
Amy I have more thigh pics im gonna post on UwU later
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Letβs keep this professional
Godzilla
fuck wrong account
The Unknown King of Moderation
Godzilla has some crazy thighs though
Anonymous
WESTERN MIDDLE SCHOOL MRS READERS CLASS ILL PAY YOU AS MUCH AS YOU NEED ND CAUSE IM IN A GROUP W/ MY EX
Godzilla
REAL
Anonymous
ND HES GROSS
Thoughtless
Godzilla be simping
The Unknown King of Moderation
If he can crush cities with them he can crush me too
Ξ±my
wadr
Ξ±my
wade
Ξ±my
there is no need
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Iβll be there soon
Ξ±my
sending that to madi
Anonymous
OMG THANMKY UOU
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Close but no
Godzilla
My thighs thick af
Ξ±my
mmmmmmm DOUBT
Thoughtless
sh!t
The Unknown King of Moderation
Gyatt
The Unknown King of Moderation
She knows itβs a joke
Godzilla
literally each leg is the size of my body w/o the tail
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iβd much rather have her thighs than a dinosaurβs
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Doubt all you want I never lie
Ξ±my
YOUβRE A JOKE
Godzilla
more thigh pics
Anonymous
how long till you kidnap meeeeeee
Ξ±my
gyattdamn
πΏππ πΈπππππ
It looks like a giant grey penis
Ξ±my
L I E
πΏππ πΈπππππ
2 hours
Anonymous
... . . .. . . . .
Anonymous
ILL BE OUT OF THIS CALSSS
Anonymous
CLAS
Anonymous
EUGH
Anonymous
FUCL K OYU
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Im a busy man
Anonymous
IM PAYIGN
Ξ±my
typing this with your left hand?
πΏππ πΈπππππ
I have zombies to kill and bitches to fuck
Anonymous
Fuck me
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Iβll consider it
Anonymous
Please
Anonymous
Put me through slave training
Ξ±my
how much does it take to be one of those bitches
The Unknown King of Moderation
The Unknown King of Moderation
.
Ξ±my
youβre not black tho
Ξ±my
HOW MUCH
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Quote that too
Anonymous
WRONG SLAVE
Anonymous
STICKMAN
Anonymous
FUCK ME PLEASE
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Free
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Maybe
Anonymous
PLEASE
Ξ±my
do me then
πΏππ πΈπππππ
Maybe
Anonymous
Amy ill do you
Anonymous
he isnt worth it
πΏππ πΈπππππ
I have a list
Anonymous
i have a bigger dick than him
The Unknown King of Moderation
She is 12
Thoughtless
never stopped me before
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Age is just a number
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
IM NOT
Anonymous
12
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes you are
Anonymous
MY BIRTHDAY
Anonymous
WAS JAN 16TH
Thoughtless
jail is just a place
Anonymous
IM 13 ^^
Anonymous
NOT 12
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If she is actually 12 Iβm not even considering this
JakeAbuser
https://web.archive.org/web/20240125174157/https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65b29418866fe331b4f0892d
Godzilla
So is 20 years in prsion
Anonymous
IM NOT 12
JakeAbuser
Good luck deleting that Gayke
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Soap is just soap
The Unknown King of Moderation
What
Godzilla
ok but prisoners wont actually wait for u to drop the soap. Plus u would never get raped in the shower where other prisoners could potentially try and save u, as rapist are very disrespected in prisons
Anonymous
put meon ur list
Godzilla
ur most likely to get raped in ur cell if ur cellmate is a rapist
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Well
JakeAbuser
Web archived this page you can delete anything you want on here but it will be forever archived in the wayback machine
JakeAbuser
I'll show Matt too
Ryan_ Cool
Wsg guys
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay
The Unknown King of Moderation
And?
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Iβm not a pedo
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iβm confused about what youβre getting at
JakeAbuser
And you're getting demoted
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Well thatβs cool
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay
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Whatβd he do exactly
JakeAbuser
Abusing mod like a little bitch
The Unknown King of Moderation
Not really
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Ok
Anonymous
Stickman
Anonymous
send me rape threats
Anonymous
please
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No youβre 12
The Unknown King of Moderation
All my bans are perfectly justified
JakeAbuser
Good thing Matt's email is public
JakeAbuser
Please
Anonymous
NO TF IM NOT
JakeAbuser
Every single one of your bans is abuse
Anonymous
im 13
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Not taking any chances
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Sorry kid
Anonymous
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Unknown King of Moderation
Aww is somebody sad I keep banning their alt accounts that exist for the sole purpose of being annoying?
Anonymous
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
JAKE FUCK YOU
JakeAbuser
Bro literally banned me over saying "big tiddies and tight pussy" when bro types literal wattpad fanfics to donut in the public chats
Anonymous
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JakeAbuser
Not a valid reason
The Unknown King of Moderation
I let you guys play your silly little games and I ban you when it starts to annoy other people
JakeAbuser
Otherwise opal would be banned
Thoughtless
opal has so many alts
JakeAbuser
Yeah because you're an abuser
The Unknown King of Moderation
Opal is fine, she actually contributes to the community
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Opal, Shy Dragon, and the others are still here
Thoughtless
yeah
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The bans make no sense
JakeAbuser
No she doesn't she just goes "KYS KYS KYS HI BITCH HI BITCHES" and makes more alts than me
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How many drugs are you on
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She has over 20
The Unknown King of Moderation
None
Thoughtless
so does fuckboredpedophiles
Ξ±my
itβs so hot
Anonymous
amy
Anonymous
I h8 jake.
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El and Opal should both me perma-banned
JakeAbuser
and all they talk about is what they did at school or other underage shit when they actually do talk about something
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Be
JakeAbuser
and then we get banned for annoying THEM
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The liberal scum are protected, the people who combat them are banned
The Unknown King of Moderation
OKAY WILL YOU ASSHOLES SHUT UP IF I START BEING A LITTLE MORE HARSH AS A MOD? For fucks sake, get a fucking LIFE lmao
JakeAbuser
That's even worse
Thoughtless
don't ask
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why do you spend SOOOOO MUCH TIME being little dickheads to people
The Unknown King of Moderation
Itβs fucking dumb
JakeAbuser
you get a fucking life you're on this site all day ruining it because you have no life outside of this when people are just trying to have fun
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Itβs not
JakeAbuser
We're on here like 2 hours a day tops
JakeAbuser
You're on here the entire fucking day banning people and grooming your e kittens
Ξ±my
i hate him too
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I come and go
Ξ±my
heβs gay
JakeAbuser
YOU get a life
Thoughtless
yeah, be good people for once
Anonymous
he keeps saying im 12
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Good people? Are we in the same site
The Unknown King of Moderation
Okay, yβknow what, im going to leave this chat, do something PRODUCTIVE with my time, and ban you asshats when you inevitably start fucking with other people
Ξ±my
thatβs cause he likes 12 year olds
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Yeah because weβre βannoyingβ but Opal isnβt?
Anonymous
Jake are you ok
Thoughtless
jealous
The Unknown King of Moderation
If anyone has issues with these fucktards hit me up on uwu and I will happily get rid of them
JakeAbuser
Good luck with that you'll be demoted soon :) you obnoxious fuck
Anonymous
wait im not one of those fucktards right?
JakeAbuser
Keyword: happily This is the only thing that give u dopamine anymore because u have no life outside of this
Thoughtless
whats uwu?
Anonymous
a rip-off disc site
JakeAbuser
A site where Jake grooms his kittens
Anonymous
No
The Unknown King of Moderation
No Iβm talking about the idiots who keep ban evading and making useless alts for the sole purpose of hating on me because they wanna be petty little shits after getting their mod powers rightfully revoked
Anonymous
Jake are you ok..?
Thoughtless
Link?
JakeAbuser
go ahead and ban and delete everything Jake we have the web archives all forwarded to Matt in case his stupid powers break again which I know you take advantage of
Godzilla
Jake calm down a bit maybe
Anonymous
no.
Anonymous
no link.
Godzilla
never yet your opposition know you are angry at them
Anonymous
i dont have uwu
Godzilla
let*
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes Iβm fine, Iβm just sick of these idiots specifically targeting ME because of something I didnβt even do
JakeAbuser
I'm not even Dagger you idiot we just hate what u done to the site
Godzilla
Never let your opposition know you're angry bc then u look dumb
Anonymous
I mean, i bet mat knows you did nothing but I understand. Sometimes people are like that..
Anonymous
so many pple went after dagger so it happens u js gotta worry bout mat
Anonymous
js laugh at how pathetic they are
JakeAbuser
"i'm sick of these idiots targetting ME for banning their accounts for 24 hours whenever they say something i don't like" awwwww poor innocent jake
Anonymous
Stfu.
Godzilla
Ive had a lot of opponents (e.g. King Ghidorah Destoroyah SpaceGodzilla) and they all got the upperhand over me bc I was angry. once I calm down, and transferred all my anger into spitting out facts (and radioactive energy) I was able to beat them
JakeAbuser
You stfu
Anonymous
Kys
The Unknown King of Moderation
Leave her alone
JakeAbuser
Lmao you are deluded to think Matt will defend Jake's abuse
Godzilla
Have you seen Godzilla Minus One
Thoughtless
just leave
Anonymous
Guess its good hes not abuseing.
JakeAbuser
lmao
Godzilla
JakeAbuser face reveal
JakeAbuser
Bro banned me over saying "big tiddies and tight pussy" but look at the shit he says to Madi
Anonymous
its cause you are annoying him and many many others.
JakeAbuser
bro trying to deflect it onto me lmao sad
Godzilla
ok yeah that wasnt a good insult
Godzilla
sorry
JakeAbuser
nobody was annoyed and he doesn't get to ban people over being "annoying" anyway unless it's spam
Anonymous
you annoy people with your name even.
JakeAbuser
Jake was given mod a year ago when he was a completely different person and when Matt sees how Jake is now it will be revoked for sure
Anonymous
no he wont
The Unknown King of Moderation
I was given mod when I was immature (which wasnβt a year ago) and I realized that and decided to try and do better
Godzilla
JakeAbuser listen
JakeAbuser
You annoy people every time you enter chat going "HI HI OMG HOW R YOU" and screaming in all caps but it's okay because you're Jake's little e-kitten
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Precisely
The Unknown King of Moderation
Iβm not saying Iβm perfect, Iβm still working on things
Anonymous
ok it only annoys you nd im no ones e-kitten
JakeAbuser
You think good grammar is enough to make you "mature"
Thoughtless
Nah, that guy al least looks human
Anonymous
jake can u js ban him
JakeAbuser
Nobody wants you to be "perfect" this site is imperfect and that's what we liked about it and now you fucked it up because you want to please ESG or whatever the fuck
Anonymous
his exisnectence is pissing me off
Godzilla
JakeAbuser try and actually listen to what I'm gonna say. If you want to try and change things, you're never gonna get anywhere by being a dick and yelling. Try and actually reason and be willing to compromise and make sure that you actually try and listen to what your opposition says.
JakeAbuser
Ban me and Matt will know all about it
The Unknown King of Moderation
^^^
Godzilla
Try actually talking and reasoning with Jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah no shot
The Unknown King of Moderation
*shit
Godzilla
being a dick like this will make even the few points of yours that are actually valid look like complete buffoonery
The Unknown King of Moderation
If Iβm REALLY βabusingβ my powers, Mod wouldβve said something about it
JakeAbuser
There's nothing to "reason" with the "opposition" tries to gaslight me into thinking there are more of them than there really are and threaten to ban me if I speak out against them
The Unknown King of Moderation
Cause he sees the bans, the comments, and the reasons
Anonymous
mats amazing
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi guys
Cosmologistinterntobe
another antijake?
JakeAbuser
Matt doesn't check comments and is mostly on the German site why tf he didn't do anything about Dagger for a year until you told him
Thoughtless
stfu Jake
Godzilla
See? right now you're not listening to what I said, and actually hearing me, you're just immediately disagreeing with me because you have it stuck in your head that you're always right and we're always wrong
JakeAbuser
lol careful he might ban you for that
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes but he sees the bans
Cosmologistinterntobe
hi dagger
Godzilla
and even if you still completely disagree, remain calm while debating him
Cosmologistinterntobe
its totally dagger
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why canβt you guys get it through your head that I donβt ban for personal reasons?
Godzilla
otherwise you're never gonna get what you want
The Unknown King of Moderation
I ban people when theyβre negatively affecting the atmosphere of the site and itβs users
Anonymous
dagger isnt immature
Anonymous
thats 100% not dagger cosmo
The Unknown King of Moderation
He acts like an edgy 12 year old sometimes
JakeAbuser
He thinks you are doing a good job he doesn't understand the context behind the bans
JakeAbuser
Like opal? Oh wait
The Unknown King of Moderation
He very clearly understands it because Iβve explained it to him and heβs seen it himself
Anonymous
im offended
The Unknown King of Moderation
People like Opal
Anonymous
auhgh i gtg byeeyyeybeye
The Unknown King of Moderation
Not EVERYONE has to love every user on here
JakeAbuser
Sure we're just gonna believe the guy who deletes comments and posts when he feels like it
Anonymous
ah yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just because 2 or 3 people dislike a user doesnβt mean they should be banned
Thoughtless
wtf is that username
Cosmologistinterntobe
^^^^^^^^^^^
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Accurate
JakeAbuser
So, where is the proof Matt said this? Oh wait, there isn't because he didn't. You're putting words in his mouth
Godzilla
Yeah if Jake banned ppl that are hated Id be gone
Anonymous
ive seen you all think at least 5 different anons are dagger lmfao
JakeAbuser
I'll talk to Matt and see what he really thinks
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Smart
JakeAbuser
I don't trust you
Cosmologistinterntobe
jake is much more rational than many of the mods
JakeAbuser
Nobody should
Anonymous
I literally talk to him on discord you dumbasses
JakeAbuser
Abusing lying backstabbing bastard
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Debatable
Anonymous
face it
Anonymous
youre all scared hes gonna come bacj
Anonymous
dont even try to lie about it
Godzilla
Idek who matt is so like
Anonymous
youre all paranoid that every anon is him
Anonymous
lmao jake you arent fooling shit
Godzilla
What if every account on this site is actually matt and hes just extremely lonely
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I am waiting
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn
The Unknown King of Moderation
You got me
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Schizophrenic
Thoughtless
are you matt?
Thoughtless
Am I matt???
Godzilla
we're all mat
Thoughtless
*chanting* one of us, ONE OF US!!!
Unfunny
who tf is mat?
Godzilla
Bros acting like were not all matt
Godzilla
including him
Thoughtless
imagine
Unfunny
bro ur so retarded. no wonder ur name godzilla
Thoughtless
not u disrespecting godzilla
Unfunny
why u so obsessed with godzilla?
Godzilla
Technically my name is Gojira
Anonymous
youre all retarded
Godzilla
Is a combonation of the words Gorira and Kujira, Gorilla and whale
Godzilla
to reflect by size and aquatic nature, but also my strength
Anonymous
shut the fuck up
Godzilla
the name Godzilla, which is actually not a mistranslation as many mistakenly believe, it is a combonation of God, Lizard, and Gorilla. Gorilla for my strength (again), Lizard for my reptilian features, and God for by unstoppable nature
Unfunny
what are those words?
Unfunny
u dont have strength
Godzilla
I said in that same sentence they mean Gorilla and Whale
Godzilla
I can easily withstand missiles and even nuclear bombs
Godzilla
hell, I survived a hydrogen bomb even before I was a giant monster
Thoughtless
yeah
Godzilla
thats why im so big
Unfunny
ok nerd. And ur not strong, and ur definitely not unstoppable
JakeAbuser
The sad thing is that Godzilla and kaijus are cool but autists like these ruin their reputation
Godzilla
Yes, its true im not unstoppable, and have canonically died before
Anonymous
hi guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Godzilla
My fandom is ass actually. they're always so negative
Godzilla
not bc they're autists tho
Godzilla
autistic ppl r neat
Unfunny
ur so nerdy! why r u even here?
Thoughtless
hi leo
Godzilla
idk i felt like it
Unfunny
ur calling me autistic?
Anonymous
hello
Anonymous
wtf is happening
The Unknown King of Moderation
Your name sure checks out
Godzilla
REAL
Anonymous
wtf
Godzilla
Hello Leo
Anonymous
hiii
Unfunny
stfu
Godzilla
Bikini atoll is so nice I wish it wanst irradiated
Godzilla
I wish my whole family wasnt killed there
Anonymous
dam fax
Thoughtless
spongebob
Anonymous
i saw godzilla minus one it was okay
Unfunny
bro stfu! literally no one wants to hear ur nerdy facts
Anonymous
explain your username buddy
Godzilla
I thought Bikini Atoll being irradiated was common knowledge
Godzilla
maybe just bc i live there
Godzilla
well I also live on Odo Island
JakeAbuser
I wasn't but maybe you are too considering something in your tiny brain backfired to make you think I was referring to u
Anonymous
nice
Unfunny
where do u live?
Godzilla
Bikini Atoll
Anonymous
Godzilla
I used to live under bikini atoll w my family but then some jackasses with their "Castle Bravo" test blew it up, killing my family and mutating me into a giant monster
Unfunny
im surprised that u know anything about brain sizes when ur own is microscopic
Godzilla
these two are having a mid off
Anonymous
real
Unfunny
wtf r u on bro? go get some help (mental and physical)!!!!!!!!!
Godzilla
I do need that actually. sadly who tf is gonna be a 100 meter reptiles doctor
Godzilla
well actually bc I regenerate rlly quick I dont need a physical doctor for much
Godzilla
just my feet bc 60,000 tons is a lot for them to be supporting all day
Unfunny
wtf is that
Anonymous
real
Thoughtless
I'll be your therapist
JakeAbuser
just like your dick
Unfunny
yeah sure u will
Anonymous
your name is jakeabuser, you have none
Unfunny
bro u actually retarded af
Thoughtless
stfu
Anonymous
that jakeabuser dude is so retarded
Thoughtless
yes
Anonymous
gtg guys
Godzilla
ok ive been up all night its 06:28 for me rn
Godzilla
I gtg
Godzilla
bye
Thoughtless
gtg
AltDetector
worstjokesever.com/@opald is alting as worstjokesever.com/@discord
Godzilla
Yeah we know that already
AltDetector
worstjokesever.com/@sooplooshmacschnibble is alting as worstjokesever.com/@godzilla
Godzilla
O:
Godzilla
false
Godzilla
fake news
AltDetector
worstjokesever.com/@nuwjeboring is alting as worstjokesever.com/@jakeabuser
Godzilla
unconfirmed leaks actually
Godzilla
well theyre both anons so this tells us nothing
AltDetector
worstjokesever.com/@opald is alting as worstjokesever.com/@unfunny
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
D:
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Unfunny is this true?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I thought we were freinds :c
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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