Ask Me Anything: The Truth

erm i has a questionn, hoe mani skibidi toilit episodes will dere be?!?

There will be 200 episodes, I predict.

Damn bro, I predict that there will be an upcoming controversy, I'm not sure why, but it will make people angry, and some people will leave the website. And also, I predict that a mod's parents will find out about the site, and Jake, SAH, or Ethan will only have Matt and one other person with them.

alright truth guy, is jake and wade gay for each other

well a mods parent alr found out abt this site

ig u not wrong

Opal, I do believe that they are both gay for each other. It is very obvious. They were made for each other. Also, I predict that Jake will breakup with Madi, and Jake will hook up with Wade.

💀

Also, you need to kill youself Alt Detector. You are not a bot, since there isn't a possibillity of bots on a website like this. It's pretty obvious that Beluga isn't Opal, so shut the fuck up.

i dont think alt detectors on rn

I know, which makes it even more obvious that he isn't a bot. People are so retarded.

bitch?

excuse you?

I thought you were “The Truth”

you wanna repeat that again buddy?

your supposed to tell the truth not complete bullshit buddy

You’re fucking retarded

See you do it too, not just me

Oh great, the worst mod in the world is defending is little girlfriend! How cute!

I’m here too

Shoosh this is important

Omfg who’s alt is this now

not this bs again

Not mine, my only alts are Fender Bender and Helmet

Okay Opal

U broke character

That's not true

Prove it

whats ur main

Everybody on WJE is so sped, I swear to god.

Odds are it’s probably Opal

makes sense ngl

Except for you right? You’re the only “normal” one? Everyone else is restricted besides you right?

starting with you

damn yall caught me i have nothing against jake and madi

it was a good run tbh

opal y do u have so many alts

js asking

because i have legit no life

So obvious dude

you dont have one either wade

I do

since when the fuck am i hooking up with a 16 year old

.

opal

you are

a fucking dissapointment

no you don't you play mortal kombat all day

how dare you

opal isnt it like 11pm for u like sleep bro

i refuse to sleep

sleep

bro i said i was sorry madi

for once i agree with donut you are one hell of a disappointment opal

sorry doesnt fucking cut it

im one of the only people whos nice to you

and you go and do some shit like this

Facts

I stick up for you

since when am i hooking up w jake

regardless that people hated you

he has a gf

and you do this?

really?

I predict that your a fucking bitch for no reason

im sorry if i hurt yalls feelings, when i say something i usually dont mean it.

"usually"

opal shut the fuck up and listen to the truth donut speaks

usually meaning slim

you are a retard with no life

learn to control your mental illnesses you absolute whore

damn opal was right abt the controversy

ok, well im sorry i hurt your feelings, my day was pretty fucked up so ive been kinda moody sorry

worstjokesever.com/@opald is alting as worstjokesever.com/@thetruthiseeall

nobody gives a shit youre an asshole

worstjokesever.com/@dagger is alting as worstjokesever.com/@jakeandopalarehookingup

fine, im an asshole i admit it.

bye

That’s what I’m thinking

We’re all assholes, you’re not special

That’s a new one

what makes me mad though is that whenever other trolls on wje are here, people like them and are friends with them, but im always the one who everyone hates, and because of this post i reazlied yall are fucking fake that really made my day today!

and yeah wade i know that im not special bc yall are fucking ashsholes and i have no idea why im still on this retarded website

well maybe cuz they dont take it far idk

Because they’re cool trolls, you’re just a bitch

Then leave? We all want you to, I banned your ass 16 times

fine, if you all want me to leave, then i will leave for real.

Yeah they don’t make 30 alts

No you won’t

im not gonna come back. and i said i was coming back in febuary, but im not :D

Opal you said you’d leave 20 times ago

It’s all bullshit, boy who cried wolf at this point, we don’t care

ive been dealing with some really mentally challenging shit at home and school, i recently lost my bestest friend, im failing school, and my mental health is declining and this website isnt helping.

so yeah, im for real leaving this time

sounds tough

and whatever bullshit you say about "see you tommorow" that shit isnt happening

Didn’t ask

Yes it is

you have literally no idea what ive been through this year. im leaving now, bye.

No you’re not

Didn’t ask, cry about it

Opal does not, and has never belonged to worstjokesever.com. it's abundantly clear that she's a tourist, a nuisance brought by the equally obnoxious user Percabeth from BoredPanda. how dare she feel entitled to attention and love from the members of a site she doesn't even belong to? opal is nothing more than a parasite, an invasive species disrupting the harmony and chemistry of worstjokesever.com. the audacity she possesses is beyond comprehension. By the way, see you tomorrow opal, since it's clear you have no life outside of this website, you sack of manure.

cool, bye you idiots. i was convinced you were all my friends but i really didnt need more fake bitches on here

You will never fit in, and you will never be one of us.

How the fuck did you think we were your friends you delusional little idiot

we had conversations together.

Wow..we talked to each other..that’s like crazy.

You mimic us but you will NEVER be us.

also opal hate account thing, i dont care, percabeth is my friend irl and im happy i looked over her shoulder in class.

I was her friend

I can get you have a hard day

but why take it out on us

yeah well apparently you dont seem like it right now

or joke that that about my relationship?

Because she’s a “troll”

i literally apologized madi

She is a parasite that feeds off attention, she doesn't care about you, she only cares about the attention you give her.

yeah, i dont care that i have accounts like opalinhell, opalistheodd1out, fuck opal, opal and jake are hooking up, etc. they mean nothing to me.

Didn’t ask

welp, im off now i hope i was a great addition to wje history :)

And you mean nothing to this website. I guess we're even

bye

yes but why do that

bye

You were nothing more than a cum stain on it

Knock your shit off opal accs

im specifally talking to Opal

enough

yo

hi apple

jumpscare

wsg

hi

the sky

opalinhell is from months ago you liar LMAO you say they mean "nothing" to you but they're still living in your head rent free

You can't type one comment without lying

the sky is good?

You sack of shit

I hate you

dagger? another alt?

madi, im really, really sorry i hurt your feelings. it was a joke and i took it too far. im so sorry. opalistheoddd1out, idrc.

Oh my God yes I'm Dagger SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED LITTLE CHILD I WILL CURBSTOMP YOU

AYYYY DAGGER WELCOME BACK BRO! WSG????

shiver me timbers im so scared

I'm Dagger! Ok? What the fuck are you going to do with that information you RETARD?!?

it was obvious tbh

im just asking no need to smash ur keyboard bro chill out

smh

Stupid animals

y u so mad its not deep

look, whatever i said to people, im sorry. as a WJE troll, i never mean anything i say, and everyone is human.

You should all be rounded up and culled tbh

everyone on this website calls eachother fags

the whole porpouse of "opal" is just to troll and have fun.

Nobody gives a fuck if you're "sorry" or your crocodile tears, you're just saying it so you can get away with doing it again and again and again your apologies have no soul and no meaning you don't mean anything you say

And that's why we hate you

ikr its so messed up idk why im saying this now but i wanna reveal my true self now. btw guys im bi i was never straight hehe

oh

Yes we know you're a degenerate

It said this 5 minutes ago and look at it now

yes, my name is opal bernstein (i got doxxed, shit) and i am a troll. but not in real life mk

u got doxxed

how

early april bitch

Bernstein bears

someone searched me up on za internet

It's berenstain

creep much

Mandela effect

help that was the name bullies used to call me in first grade :D

whoever did had the biggest crushy wushy on me

they thought they had skibidi ohio rizz 😔

Yeah hopefully they actually "crushy wushy" you to death

Hope you get SWAT'ed like the fly you are

why do u make so many alts abt opal

yes ofc they thought they did

everyones obsessed w me bc im js so amazing

lol

please forgive me yuri, believe me im a good person in real life.

u didnt do anything to me

ur chill with me

ok, just makign sure.

your forgiven dont do it again

i just cracked my back and it made the most amazing noise :D

ok. read my post

noice

yass queen

where

ok sorry i had to delete it, i made a new one

:D

Dagger! Dude! Welcome back! I’ve been waiting man

that was dagger? how immature!

XD

you gullible morons i talk with dagger he hasnt been here since he left

Fucking idiots

<3

Nice to see you dagger!

sure buddy like we’re supposed to believe that. Just accept the fact that you r obsessed with making 100s of alts abt opal and the website

Fr

I just scrolled through all the posts last night an it's insane

NUH UH

jake will hook up with scholar, me, and wade