So I'd like to apologize for all of the times I said I hope someone falls in the shower and tries to grab the water to save them because it may or may not have happened to me earlier...

You ever laying in your bed and get the sudden unescapable urge to jerk your body very violently?

Yo I meant to hop on yesterday but I was busy fishing for my B-day thought I would check in on the site

matt genuine question here, how are you doing these days. it must be hard to run this site. it costs money. anyways you probably know me and hate my guts, so I'd like to make it up to you. I barely go on this site anymore which luckily is good for you. but that is all id like to say. may life become sweet with the fruits of your labor. goodbye.

Jake, if you’re really Italian why don’t you type in an Italian accent? And how do you feel if I break spaghetti

I'm on for tonight and DAYUM this sight is 6 feet under, the newest comment is the one I made last night