every book you've ever read is just a remix of the dictionary
what is life??
why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator
why is a delivery on a ship called cargo and in a car its called shipment
the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you...
are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
why do we drive in parkways but park in drive ways
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Things aren't on fire, for is on things
Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
helo
towel not soap. lol
if you come out of the shower clean, how does the soap get dirty
you dont know what your handshake feels like
all mirrors are used
He is so HOT! Seriously look at the guy, those abs and that face damn, I just FUCK him...so hot!
Bro are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light
Birthdays are just a celebration to let you know that you're closer to your last day alive.
If u live to the age of 70 you have spent 10 years on the day monday