Rylee, I'm being brutally honest, I'm not the guy in the red hoodie nor the tall white kid. I'm also not Carson, so that's the last hint I'll give you

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https://www.homestuck.com/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff/1

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whenever you see me write anything, make sure it’s actually me. there’s a copycat account pretending to be me. click on the profile and make sure it has 19 followers