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Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, β€œWant to play the firetruck game?” She says, β€œSure, how do you play it?” I says, β€œI place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, β€œRed light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, β€œFiretrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.