Need a Distraction

Don’t kill urself, you’ll go to hell

That’s uh that’s the plan pain forever YAY

Uhhhh please don’t mab

Man*

I’ve been fearing that you did for like 4 months and now I know you didnt

Oh hey Jordan you weren’t sposed to see that

Also holy fuck you remembered me?

DUDE YES YOU WERE LIKE MY FAVORITE PERSON TO TALK TO

Also I see everything

Clearly damn

Yeaaaa

So how’s life and stuff

Jank for the most part

Same though, you’re still such a cali girl

Bro why dat make me happy lol and yea lol

Idk man but I’ve definitely gotten obsessed with Eminem and my parents are concerned lol

Wait who are you

Ha I’ve gotten obsessed with boywithuke

Only my amazing friend lol

Do I know them

Idk

You’ve said that a couple times, Jordan I’m starting to believe it

May it’s Maeve from bp

Good bc you are

Ohh

I missed you!

Yeah I couldn’t be on bp anymore just bleh

Dude it’s been like a zillion months YOU CAN GET BETTET FRIENDS

No, i have four really good friends, em, possum, you, and bee

Ok I’ll let you have your friends

Ye

I shall force you to be one of my very good friends

Do I get cookies and blahaj

Jordan you have your priorities STRAIGHT

Ikr man unlike me

Nobody is straight

Except my parents and siblings

Most are straight af

Well ok there’s a point there

Yea lol

Bees not straight, literally

Scoliosis

Yes

Mhm

Deal

Oh man things are fun here

Yea

It’s hard to remember everything to tell you, I’ve done some weird shit since like june

Sameeee

Did you become like a drug dealer?

Nahhhh but I joke about owning a cartel now

Oh jeez

Yea lol

Dude ok, so we got drug dealers cartels, I’ve jumped off of 4 roofs…good times good times

What

Yeah

Don't jump off roofs

It’s fuuun

No

Yes may yes

No Toby no

Man but like aren’t you ever just done

Ye

Yeah

Exactly

Except for me I normally just fade out of existence and feel nothing

:(

Well Jordan now your needy ass friend is back

Wdym

Hm?

I’m back bitch and you gotta deal with it

Ohhh

Your not whiny

Or needy

Or whatever

I am

Bro I needier

I am neediest

Also my brain is offensice

Yesnt

No

I don’t even understand what’s happening so