Should I Kiss Wade?

Aint no way u kissin my brother

fuck no hes mine

I’ll kiss him and send a vid

I’ll cut your tongue off from 30 feet away with a 40 foot long sword

Too bad honey

me personally I would feel violated if I was u wade

As he should

balls

Do it definitely do it

Hell yea man

based

WADEEEE IM COMING FOR YOUR LIPS

I think Wade dipped

What the fuck is happening

Exactly…

Jordan is trying to violate me

In a kissy way

Jordan whyyyyy

Save me..

I’m trying

Never

I’m coming

OH GOD THAT SOUNDS WRONG

Kiss me and die

Jordan why is this happening

yeah I thought u were dating bee and y’all get rlly gross and cringy on herw

here

I’m scared

u should be I’m not with this shit

Jordan explain

I’m bored and don’t wanna do school so I’m acting like an unhinged maniac

I’m gonna load this shot gun real quick.

Totally unrelated to this

Too bad I already blew my brains out, I’m immune

damn ur trying rlly hard rn 💀💀💀

Yeaaaa

Yea ima just..run

Bee didn’t talk for like hours and I got no sleep two days ago and I shouldn’t have been left alone in my room so y’all have to bear the consequences

Would you like to have a civilized conversation then?

Sureeeeeeeeeeeee

I’m boredddd

Can you manage a conversation? I mean I genuinely thought you died sooo…

yo wtf jordan 💀💀💀

Yes I can, haven’t had a real conversation in a while

And srry my parents found out and I’ve been grounded

No

I’m glad your alive though.

And I’m glad your alive

Ngl thought you died

Yeah I got r***d like 8 more times

OH SHIT

Sorry man if I could I woulda been there

for you

Sorry I forget how to talk

It’s cool

Eh

I should never have coffee btw

But uh yeah and ashen dumped me and really fun stuff

I’m hyper af and WHAT

Haha yeah

I have trouble processing that

I got dumped but here I am after exstensive stalking I found you

Ooh nice lol

Also if I stop responding randomly that’s bc I had to leave quickly

Ok I’ll find you again

No like rn lol

I’m not supposed to be on this phone

Oh shit ok

Alsoooo

Alsooo what?

I wrote like a small letter/note for you

Like 27373 months ago or something

However long ago I had to leave

Oh ok did you send it I didn’t get it

No

Idk your address

Oh that makes sense then

OH YOU MEANT AN ACTUAL LETTER

I had it under my lightsaber stand so I wouldn’t lose it but then I lost it and yea man after bp and bee were discovered I lost internet access

Oh yeah that checks out

Who are u

I’m a dude

Mhmmm

My amazing friend

Hm

Well it’s really cool I got to talk to you man

Funny Bc I’m not anymore

Sameeeeee

Ik you’re a chick…how’s that

Uh not fun bc if my parents lol

Oh yeah my parents found out and they threatened to disown me

Oh jeeez

Compared to yours and Mays mine seem supportive man

Yeah shit got wild after this summer

Yea man

And it’s been months and neither of us know how to have a conversation still

I kinda learned how to irl

Over text I still sound kinda insane though

Dude I mean this hole conversation is insane….oh yeah…guess who’s autistic

Whoooo

Me it was me all along

I know

You seemed like it since forverr

I was oblivious until the doctor guy told me

While I still don’t have a diagnosis

Oh I thought you had one

Mother no want me have label

That’s the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard

Imr

Ikr*

Like I’m allowed to be gay but not date guys (parents won’t accept me as a girl)

Parents are….fun

Eh

Fun fact I’ve created a writing style that’s like cursive but not and it’s kinda ieliglbe

That sounds like scribbles

Yes

But no

Yesnt

Correct

It’s called being lazy and not lifting the pencil

I do that…my teacher yells at me

Ha

Public school sucks

And so does mine but still

Public school does suck…4 kids got pregnant this month

What

How-

Nevermind

I know someone named apple

Well you see when two people love each other or get very drunk….

TOBYYYY

Hii

WE HAVENT TALKED IN LITERALLY FOREVER

I know!

i missed you!!

I missed you too! Sorry this recently has been hell but yk

yeah :(

Yeah I’m glad we can talk though

samee

How’s stuff