MacDonald's is always fucking up my order bro. I asked for Sprite and the gave me clown juice 🀑🀑

this community is a wreck. we need good content, not people called "fnaf fortnite 69 gamer kid".

I read the first two maze runner books then watched the two movies cause I was bored. The movies are so different that I want to make a tv series of the books but more accurately.

Potatoes are vegetables and potato chips are just cooked potatoes so potato chips are vegetables

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969β€” Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person

GENESIS 10 The Table of Nations 1This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah’s sons, who themselves had sons after the flood. The Japhethites 2The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras. 3The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah. 4The sons of Javan: Elishah, Tarshish, the Kittites and the Rodanites. 5(From these the maritime peoples spread out into their territories by th… Read more

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves… Read more

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

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With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!