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should not have woken up this mornin tbh

I'm in history with sub with the most mood Killin voice known to man

idk why but his voice is just hella depressing to me

LethalCupcake2

Play COD 6 on Xbox

I'm a playstation kinda guy tbh

later bums I'll check on y'all in the next period

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Face mcshooty

not much

wym

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that's wild I thought it would have a lot more happening for a monday

Hyphen (Cope)
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crazy bro

DAP ME UP

that's wild I thought it would have a lot more happening for a monday

only thing that happened to me today was

I got a bag of jelly beans and I'm dead ass counting each bean

Face mcshooty

nah its pretty slow

damn I thought people hated mondays

this one kid who supports furrys gay etc leaving school not that I care

Face mcshooty

I got a bag of jelly beans and I'm dead ass counting each bean

nah

Hyphen (Cope)

this one kid who supports furrys gay etc leaving school not that I care

?

Face mcshooty

I got a bag of jelly beans and I'm dead ass counting each bean

w

mine has gone pretty well

Face mcshooty

I should have stayed in bed today

ight

I feel like I've been in this class for hours

I got sick Sunday I went to school today sick and everyone is chill rn

so like I've been friends with this one girl for a while and at one point I was in a friend group with her friends but she was lowkey with this one guy all day fr so like I asked her if there dating blud tells me "were siblings" *1 week later* "hey hyphen don't get mad at me that I lied" I asked her tf she talking about then she tells me she's dating him and in my head I'm like "why'd bro lie in the first place"

she wanted u to think she was fuckin her brother

that girl lying for nothing

Face mcshooty

she wanted u to think she was fuckin her brother

damn

that girl telling hyphen that shit

I legit thought they were siblings not long after she told me the truth they started making out br

Face mcshooty

new moto for me "AVOID WOMEN""

better idea treat them like slaves

Hyphen (Cope)

I legit thought they were siblings not long after she told me the truth they started making out br

quite litterly how hyphen felt after he was lied to

plot twist they are related and was telling the truth

imagine if they were siblings and were doing some alabama shit

Hyphen (Cope)
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babababababa

atomionus ultra instinct

Face mcshooty

this my strongest form

omg the man the myth the legend himself!

that girl after lying to hyphen

Face mcshooty

tremble before me mortals

nah I'ma get my rifle its deer season

Hyphen (Cope)
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cuckshot *hand breaks OH UR POOR WIFE

DAP ME UP

that girl after lying to hyphen

that shi wasn't even funny tf did they lie for

just call me angel of the mornin baaabbbyyyyy

treat her like the girl In the Eminem - Stan song

Face mcshooty

other half ?

well I mean if they deserve it I'm gonna beat the shit out of them

DAP ME UP

treat her like the girl In the Eminem - Stan song

cum on her tits - guess who's back

Hyphen (Cope)

well I mean if they deserve it I'm gonna beat the shit out of them

damn violent much

Face mcshooty

cum on her tits - guess who's back

?

thats not his lyrics ryan

DAP ME UP

damn violent much

I only hit those who deserve ight

Hyphen (Cope)

I only hit those who deserve ight

ight

brb passing period be back in like 2 mins

but did they show proof they were siblings when she started the lie

Face mcshooty

brb passing period be back in like 2 mins

ight

DAP ME UP

but did they show proof they were siblings when she started the lie

nah bro her family relationship confusing asf

Look at the beginning of the comment section

Hyphen (Cope)

nah bro her family relationship confusing asf

ik

LethalCupcake2

Look at the beginning of the comment section

bet one sec

it doesn't say who you are

LethalCupcake2

Ik

is this guy new

nah i've been on this website for at least three years

LethalCupcake2

nah i've been on this website for at least three years

?

LethalCupcake2

new account

what was your previous account

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ik

jits mom died she got a step mom her dad left her at 8 she went to her aunties house but her auntie wants her badly for some reason then jit got a older sister in step moms who always fights with her then blud told me they were tryna rizz up a guy like where tf did that come from

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

BESTO FRIENDO

Hyphen (Cope)

jits mom died she got a step mom her dad left her at 8 she went to her aunties house but her auntie wants her badly for some reason then jit got a older sister in step moms who always fights with her then blud told me they were tryna rizz up a guy like where tf did that come from

her aunt prob want her for child care money

Face mcshooty

her aunt prob want her for child care money

blud also gots other siblings too

if someone who's not the birth parents get paid to take care of the kid

Hyphen (Cope)

jits mom died she got a step mom her dad left her at 8 she went to her aunties house but her auntie wants her badly for some reason then jit got a older sister in step moms who always fights with her then blud told me they were tryna rizz up a guy like where tf did that come from

when the bitch lies it destroys a man till he kills her

after that she randomly left when we were hanging out

(this was yesterday when she told me the truth)

damn bro secretly was simping till he got lied to

if she not comfortable to be honest with u dont pursue her like that

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damn bro secretly was simping till he got lied to

nah fr (I wasn't simping br)

Face mcshooty

if she not comfortable to be honest with u dont pursue her like that

fr fr

Face mcshooty

lol dap thas all u worried about

ey games game

DAP ME UP

ey games game

if she likes being a slut let her this way

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Hyphen (Cope)
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bro got intimidating

Face mcshooty

saw nuthin

restore it I wanna read that shit for a second

chat someone agree with me it's not gay to like one male character a lot have 100+ photos and edits of him even tho I'm male

DAP ME UP

restore it I wanna read that shit for a second

did

Hyphen (Cope)

chat someone agree with me it's not gay to like one male character a lot have 100+ photos and edits of him even tho I'm male

yeah not gay

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I got thousands of photos of my fav video game characters

Face mcshooty

I got thousands of photos of my fav video game characters

that's normal

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that's normal

nah br I get called gay for anything infact I was framed yesterday too

I have billions of photos of this guy alone

Hyphen (Cope)

nah br I get called gay for anything infact I was framed yesterday too

tf I do fr

yo hyphen on a scale of one to ten how much did you want to hit that girl?

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yo hyphen on a scale of one to ten how much did you want to hit that girl?

lemmi think

DAP ME UP

yo hyphen on a scale of one to ten how much did you want to hit that girl?

dk at first maybe like 7-8 now not really cuz jits dating someone

I have a ton of photos of these mother fuckers and the dap me up emoji

I don't think that much on women but when I do Im full of regret

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YALL REAL TALK WHATS A GIRL U WISH U WENT BACK FOR OR TALKED WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHY

Face mcshooty

YALL REAL TALK WHATS A GIRL U WISH U WENT BACK FOR OR TALKED WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHY

ngl man I have many

none of them cause I still talk to them and my reasons are valid I promise

Hyphen (Cope)

ngl man I have many

I only have 1 regret in a woman and that's because I never talked with em even when I knew damn well she liked me back

there was this one girl I was dating jit called me but I was busy so I called back like 2 mins later and jits missing :(

Face mcshooty

I only have 1 regret in a woman and that's because I never talked with em even when I knew damn well she liked me back

ngl I don't think anyone likes me or I'm just to dumb to notice

nah mine were alright in elementry but after they hit middle school they started getting psycopathic

they are fully murderous now

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nah mine were alright in elementry but after they hit middle school they started getting psycopathic

"I could fix her" - ethan - ryan

they litterly terrify me

Hyphen (Cope)

"I could fix her" - ethan - ryan

eh I'm slowly given up on that type

Hyphen (Cope)

"I could fix her" - ethan - ryan

bet come get them

honestly my type is any girl who is comfortable wearing sweatpants

LethalCupcake2

honestly my type is any girl who is comfortable wearing sweatpants

u have a specific type and ngl urs is valid

I mean my type is kinda specific but actually capable

I got 2 types I feel like it's the main 2 for every boy either way in the end it's who I fall for

dead ass the more I think about it I'm into older women

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Face mcshooty

dead ass the more I think about it I'm into older women

I dated older women br

Face mcshooty

dead ass the more I think about it I'm into older women

ofc

honestly sophomores or juniors hit different

Face mcshooty

I've only dated my age / younger

I've only dated people older now that I notice

Face mcshooty

dating younger girls just sucks ass

I wouldn't mind

nah I like woman with medium size tits, round ass, thicc thighs, hot face, and long hair and skinny

I either don't understand em or they just too much for me

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nah I like woman with medium size tits, round ass, thicc thighs, hot face, and long hair and skinny

That's a bit to stereotypical for me

its laggy as fuck here now

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nah I like woman with medium size tits, round ass, thicc thighs, hot face, and long hair and skinny

specific

LethalCupcake2

That's a bit to stereotypical for me

its capable to be done cause that's all I see these days

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nah I like woman with medium size tits, round ass, thicc thighs, hot face, and long hair and skinny

eh idrc for tits or asses

like u could be flat tits and mid ass IDC

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cap

I'm into Asians so I ain't lyin

Face mcshooty

like u could be flat tits and mid ass IDC

like this bro?

its either you like tits and asses or you like dicks that's what my dad says

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

what abt personality

ewwwwwwww gtfo jkjk

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its either you like tits and asses or you like dicks that's what my dad says

LMAO

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

may?

there exceptions ding dong

Id PREFER Asians don't mean I wont date nuthin else

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its either you like tits and asses or you like dicks that's what my dad says

more of an ass guy then

LethalCupcake2

What men really want though

real stuff

LethalCupcake2

What men really want though

facts

LethalCupcake2

What men really want though

they want women to fuck

Face mcshooty

more of an ass guy then

woman or male

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

date a black person ion care what yall say

but aren't you

I'm not into blacks (not in a racist way )

Face mcshooty

women

ok just checking had to make sure you were straight

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ok just checking had to make sure you were straight

I am

I think my first crush was a black girl in 1st grade br

what did black women do to you

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

yall would never catch me wit one 😨

besto friendo why no black men

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

u into black guys tho

no

Hyphen (Cope)

I think my first crush was a black girl in 1st grade br

my first crush was in preschool

alr what races are y'all into

LethalCupcake2

my first crush was in preschool

mine was middle school but I knew her in elementary

I only started looking into dating in middle school

Face mcshooty

mine was middle school but I knew her in elementary

I didn't even know the first thing about love br

I've never had a first crush

ALR IF U REMEMBER UR FIRST CRUSHES NAME WHAT WAS IT ?

most iv ever felt is hate against the world

Face mcshooty

ALR IF U REMEMBER UR FIRST CRUSHES NAME WHAT WAS IT ?

I think her name was Brooklyn

Face mcshooty

ALR IF U REMEMBER UR FIRST CRUSHES NAME WHAT WAS IT ?

I don't remember br

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most iv ever felt is hate against the world

most I've felt is loneliness even when I'm surrounded in a crowd

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Face mcshooty

ALR IF U REMEMBER UR FIRST CRUSHES NAME WHAT WAS IT ?

Rosalynn/ Rose

fun fact I didn't know the first thing about her love at first sight despite the fact I knew nothing about love

its common sense I don't like anyone in my area cause most of them are sluts there is a girl in my school with a body count of 654 people old and young

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

AWEEEEE U MISSS HERRRR

yeah

DAP ME UP

its common sense I don't like anyone in my area cause most of them are sluts there is a girl in my school with a body count of 654 people old and young

DAYMN

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

find her

shes gone now

DAP ME UP

its common sense I don't like anyone in my area cause most of them are sluts there is a girl in my school with a body count of 654 people old and young

tf

DAP ME UP

its common sense I don't like anyone in my area cause most of them are sluts there is a girl in my school with a body count of 654 people old and young

find her and kill her

LethalCupcake2

find her and kill her

I know her name she said she going to texas

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

gone with the wind

not funny but mmkay

I hate sluts br they ain't even faithful

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I know her name she said she going to texas

mckenna

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I know her name she said she going to texas

eh if my luck is as bad as I think it is I'll be seeing her sometime

Face mcshooty

eh if my luck is as bad as I think it is I'll be seeing her sometime

shes 19

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"my body count 20" - kayla

Hyphen (Cope)

she was 11

"ever better" - ethan

Hyphen (Cope)

she was 11

I wish

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

lies

denial phase

funny shit is the girl at my school with that body count is chubby as fuck and like 5'11

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funny shit is the girl at my school with that body count is chubby as fuck and like 5'11

DAYUM

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funny shit is the girl at my school with that body count is chubby as fuck and like 5'11

how old br

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funny shit is the girl at my school with that body count is chubby as fuck and like 5'11

that's a dude

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funny shit is the girl at my school with that body count is chubby as fuck and like 5'11

bowling ball

like everything on her is baggy

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Face mcshooty

me thinking about rose frfr

dude be honest are you a simp for her

Face mcshooty

me thinking about rose frfr

lmao

KING KOG

dude be honest are you a simp for her

tbh idk

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I read that she tried to get me but I denied to date her

Face mcshooty

tbh idk

yeah ok

I wouldn't do anything crazy but I do wish I could go back and talk wit her

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most people treat me like a slave

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

shitty ass wi-fi

honestly

Face mcshooty

y'all already know mine

diddy

DAP ME UP

most people treat me like a slave

I'm not treated human irl

ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ

not me besto friendo

that's true here no one does

Face mcshooty

I'm not treated human irl

I'm a thing to most people irl (beside Ethan Eli and clone etc)

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most people treat me like a slave

I can't count how many times I've been treated like a slave or discarded like a toy fr

hey guys quick question what did Drake do wrong

Face mcshooty

touch kids

that's it \

Hyphen (Cope)

I can't count how many times I've been treated like a slave or discarded like a toy fr

I'm a thing not a person people see me and get what they want from me

most I talk to don't look at me the same

Face mcshooty

I'm a thing not a person people see me and get what they want from me

I feel like am finna be betrayed fr

Hyphen (Cope)

I feel like am finna be betrayed fr

yeah

Hyphen (Cope)

br have yall ever been on a blind date

no willing to do it tho

Hyphen (Cope)

br have yall ever been on a blind date

Nah single life baby

tbh not much can make me not interested in a girl

Id date a wheelchair girl (not special need)

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I don't see disabiltys as red flags (unless they mental ones like down syndrome )

Face mcshooty

I don't see disabiltys as red flags (unless they mental ones like down syndrome )

real

Face mcshooty

I don't see disabiltys as red flags (unless they mental ones like down syndrome )

yiuup

like u could be deaf have robo arm or blind IDC

Face mcshooty

like u could be deaf have robo arm or blind IDC

having a robot arm would make me like her even more

Face mcshooty

like u could be deaf have robo arm or blind IDC

imagine dating a blind girl and when she could see again you're not her type

in one hr it made it to half the max and no I already woke up and know I cant I sleep wake up have a day sleep wake up repeat or I only sleep once a day

Evil Duck Lords Of America

in one hr it made it to half the max and no I already woke up and know I cant I sleep wake up have a day sleep wake up repeat or I only sleep once a day

frfr

Hyphen (Cope)

yeah br

ok ok its decent

Evil Duck Lords Of America

in one hr it made it to half the max and no I already woke up and know I cant I sleep wake up have a day sleep wake up repeat or I only sleep once a day

what?

Hyphen (Cope)

subaru is the goat

I like this mofo more

Adolf kitler

what?

the comment count is somewhere around 600

Evil Duck Lords Of America

in one hr it made it to half the max and no I already woke up and know I cant I sleep wake up have a day sleep wake up repeat or I only sleep once a day

you good?

KING KOG

ok ok its decent

I've seen hundreds of anime already

y'all ever just feel like ur never alone ?

KING KOG

fortnite role play

there will probably be thousands of Fortnite kids there

Evil Duck Lords Of America

and who here is over rated

you

Face mcshooty

y'all ever just feel like ur never alone ?

like u can feel so lonely to the point u see urself as a diff person where its just u and looking at a diff version of u ?

LethalCupcake2

jk

sure your only saying because you don't want to hurt his feelings

KING KOG

sure your only saying because you don't want to hurt his feelings

frick you

LethalCupcake2

frick you

well I'ma fuck you your mama your dad your siblings and your dogs

LethalCupcake2

bet

today afterschool chicababy

Face mcshooty

like u can feel so lonely to the point u see urself as a diff person where its just u and looking at a diff version of u ?

bro istg at some points I just be creating diff au's in my hide and yet never try to re create one irl lmao

Evil Duck Lords Of America

is he evil if not I can teach him

not evil but very very hyperactive

so what games do yall play

like sports or video games

I love wii sports especially dog fights

I play call of duty and occasiionally gta 5

Adolf kitler

I play call of duty and occasiionally gta 5

I play cod

Evil Duck Lords Of America

pov fun kids games pokemon

w

I kidnap wild animals and put them in my balls

Evil Duck Lords Of America
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your not that guy

Evil Duck Lords Of America

I'm this guy

no no you're not

Adolf kitler

cat with down syndrome

Why is this actually the cutest thing i've seen

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