Jake, We Need to Talk

Me and amy need to speak to you.

yeah

0-0

What’s happened?

A lot

read “post”

Alr gimme a sec, I’ll get back to you in a bit

☠ ma going to kill someone

am

kk

Y

this mf

EXCUSE ME?

What

What about him?

Her*

Bros ur uncle ._.

furry

bruh

Yeah and?

Skyler let it go before i beat you up.

I'm not trying to be mean and all but I don't like furrys

Daaaamn! That’s a lot of damage.

bye eryone

Me neither

byeee bbg

Cya Paw!

?

“Post”

byeeee bestie <3

that the lest you can do

ah. who do you think’s in the wrong.

The most i can do during school =D

NOW I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP

And I'm not fucking joking

Yea, seth is scary 0-0

idk your not my dad no more

idc

fuck this

Rere, js ignore skyler hes mad rn.

wade?

YOUR FUCKING ASKING FOR IT

SKYLER

I understand if this a mood swing

ALRIGHT. HERES MY VERDICT. LISTEN UP KIDS AN ASIAN IS TALKING.

Jassy is being a bitch.

BUT IF U BEING FR HELL IS COMING FOR U

thank you. what about em?

Yea..

Wdym Em?

sorry i dont like furry

I didn’t see all the stuff with Em..do I gotta go back and read again?

she’s been egging jassy on on their call

i mean you can

Rere, did he reply yet?

The things I do for u bungholes

you can but it's kinda insane

girl how would u know she can’t even hear me

my not

No

Blow his phone up ples

and she made fun of my parents too, which is wild, cause she was the one who was like “don’t make fun of parent issues!1!1!1”

Kk

I’m not a furry fan either bro, I’d just ignore em tho

^^

nah em, please leave.

Yea that's fucked up

kk

All my friends are fighting what do I do?? Call of doody!

I’m omw too, dw bout that but cut jassy some slack okay

Yea ignor them don't be a dick pls

my not

hi im winnie its nice to meet you guys

Hi winnie

heyyy winnie

hi

how're you

Because being a dick ain't gonna make urs any bigger

good hru

why??? stop defending her. ong i thought you were a nice person, but you crossed so many lines.

im doing well

ong

who are you guys defending?

idk

hey winne

hi

Winnie alot of drama is happing rn

at lest i have BALLS

I’m defending her BECAUSE ur right it was me “egging” her on like it’s not her fault

I'm bored so I'm just going to stay here till I get an opportunity

oh

you don’t have to get involved if you don’t wanna :)

^^^^

It'll probably be a while

This is getting crazy, I’m gonna go to my happy place *proceeds to dubstep*

oh ok i will just watch then

yeah im kinda confused with all this so im watching and occasionally chipping in when i deem it necessary

And yet you don't use em for nothing

ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE!?

Rere if he dont reply js call him

LMAO

I need the mf rn

Ye this is a little too chaotic, I'ma just go play some Minecraft and I'll see y'all tomorrow

hi chexl im winnie

Byee

Kk

see ya

Hey ^^

hru

HOW DID SHE REGISTER ON THE FIRST OF ITS THE 30TH!?

OMG I NOTICED THAT

I WAS SO FUCKING CONFUSED

SHES FROM THE FUTURE

lol

FRRRR

winnie tell us your secrets

Horrible

I'm so confused rn

why?

I’ll be in and off, I’m going somewhere, I’ll be on later tho

Lost my bsf of all time

you were the one who made those jokes? what the fuck? do you know how horrible it is to wake up with bruises and wish that you never woke up in the first place? how much it fucking hurts to be hit like that by someone who’s supposedly supposed to love you? fuck off. seriously.

how did u lose her?

^^^

*hugs amy*

I'm so sorry amy

im srry your going through that nobody should be having to

Dude didn't pick up

Damn.

first of all I didn’t make those jokes that was jassy but yes we were in a call and talking about it. and no I don’t know how that feels, it must suck I’m sorry no one should have to go thru that it was me and jassy fucking around in the moment

who fletcher

Js spam call him

._.

He's at JR's so he's not going to pick up

Kk

Oh

Damn

He did hen i called him

That's your excuse for everything. You did the same thing to me

And he was over there

Also delete his number

he probably watching hentie

WTAF

K.....

it’s not meant to be an excuse or an apology it’s an explanation and no I didn’t do the same to u

huh

who jassy?

You did, with a different explanation

Aaay boywithuke!!

No i meant the comment with his number on it not delete his number from ur phone

the bsf chxl was referring to earlier

Scooter r u a boywithuke fan?

Oh ok

oh is she nice?

i dunno anymore

She was..

buddy u asked for an explanation of how YOU fucked up and I gave it

That doesn't justify what you did before that

Fletcher has the porn app

Oop-

Also you just made shit up

also chxl can you adopt me?

I never said I was trying to justify anything

Dude I love boywithuke, u see his new one?

on his phone

I really didn’t

yes ofc

I finally got golden mario

LETS GO ANOTHER GRANDCHILD

thank youuu

LETS GOO TOAST! Nice!

Then stop acting like your perfect

Can u post a pic?

I don’t act like I am

Just leave already em

wym

You do

I don't think so

like I said I’m omw to

Aw dang

I'm also chxl mother/father

twitter.com/YTToast4128

ok

ur adopted and in my bio

the clips on there

I don’t

Then hurry tf up

then shut tf up

Liar

She is the child that doesn't quit on me

wow angel you have a lot of kids

Post it to ur yt too

yayyy

holdup

I will

I’m her WJE brother

Ur also my son

Sick, I’ll check just lemme kno when

That too

I would never ever ever ever ever ever quit on you.

Adopt meee I need new parents

oh wow nic

boywithuku

W boywithuke

tyty

Thank you, cause yk unlike other ppl

whos jake?

you guys listen to lil god dan?

no proablem

A cool guy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIxLU8WUK1Y boywithuku

a mod on this site

do u think he will like me?

Don’t think Soo, what’s one of his signs?

yes

ANOTHER GRANDCHILD

lmaoo

Sure, you seem cool

r u sure?

PLS CHXL ADOPT

What’s one of Dan’s songs?

thxs u seem cool too

Will do

So like what's do y'all think of jassy

HELL YEA MORE GRANDCHILDREN

i dont think of jas anymore

Alr guys I’ll be on and off gotta socialize

im unadoptin her

Mass we're sisters now

I can't post this clip to my yt, but it's on my twitter

Oop-

damnn

Mads*

i need a son or daughter...

yayyyyyy

Dude that sucks

what did this jassy person do anyways?

So am I still ur father or not?

Winnie can i adopt you?

idfk

sure

Cause I'll keep treating u like my son

Yayy ^^

Yes now give me a hug and tell me I can do this and I'm not going to completely ruin my life in one conversation

ok

^^

*hugs may* YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DO AMAZINGLY AND YOU WILL SLAY

so can i have a son or daughter dad?

Yes

yay

i will find on

YES I CAN BECAUSE IM AWESOME

one

CAUSE I WILL HUILD A GRANDCHILD EMPIRE

YEAH YOU ARE!!!

YES I AM!!!

where'd you go wade?

hey

he said he had to go smw

hi amy

Hey

oh aight

dad go to my new post

Oki

How to write numbers:

www.youtube.com/shorts/RgFwQE7Orrw

hi do u guys like my profile?

Yes my child

thxs

Ofc

yess and i followed you too :)

thxs mal and your really pretty

aww thanks so much

np

i updated my bio i hope you guys like it

omg i love reading too

lol i have so many books it crazy

i have a good amount and i hope to get even more

what do you like to read?

anything rlly but my fav has to be romance and horror

ooo cool

have you read anything by Micheal Robotham? He writes amazing thrillers

no but thank you for the recomendation

ooo my favourite book ever is When She Was Good by him, it's actually a genius book

and then there's Lying Beside You which is with the same main characters (the books aren't super related though) and it's also amazing

oh wow they sound like rlly good books my birthday is coming up so i will see if i can get some of those books

yess you totally should

ok thxs for helping me out with that

i gotta go for tonight but i'll be back tomorroq

**tomorrow

ofc!

not an apology. fuck off, emily.

oh wow

I’m back

dAMMIT WHO THE FUCK WAS MESSING WITH MY WIFE

oops caps lock

DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK WAS MESSING WITH MY WIFE

NOT DURING MY FUCKING SPOOKTOBER YOU DON'T

BANS ARE BEING ISSUED IF SHIT ISN'T RESOLVED BY THE TIME I WAKE UP WHICH WILL BE NEVER BECAUSE IM NOT SLEEPING UNTIL THE END OF THIS AMAZING FUCKING MONTH

bud that’s why I said it wasn’t an apology

Yo why you gotta keep instigating stuff