Community

Community

3 people online
Write something

Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.

Feminist logic:

Don't tell me when to cross the street. Teach drivers not to hit people.

Any face reveals will now result in bans.

1. Nobody gives a damn about your vomit-inducing faces. 2. Your pictures could end up in the wrong hands. 3. It's a memes section, not your photo album.

Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

I'm leaving the community. I'm only gonna post jokes once in a while. I'd say I'll miss you guys, but, honestly, I won't. Except for Jake. You're the best, King.

I get that feeling when a movie is at the end. The good guys have resolved the problem with the bad guys, and everybody is happy. But I honestly feel kinda bad that this situation and drama ended, because it was a lot of fun, playing along with it and pretending I believed Lizzy's sob stories and that she attempted suicide. I will tell you guys, that I knew from the beginning Lizzy was fake. The first time it caught my eye was when she posted her "face reveal" and said she also posted it on Google. After that, the drama and the situations that unfolded confirmed what I believed. Her "face reveal" is actually a picture of Dove Cameron form her Snapchat. So yeah, I will miss the drama.

I have a question that needs answering.

If you're a guy and you have a girl that is your best friend, not girlfriend, but a very good friend, have you experienced this strange phenomenon when she gets mad at you or ignores you for no reason and then comes back to you ready to be best friends again? If so, why??

Those feminist ads be like, "FEMINISM. TEACHING GIRLS TO HATE GUYS AND BECOMING LESBIANS. JOIN FREE TODAY."

You’re all pathetic. Even if there was a slight chance Cosmo is just a retarded troll, he was still harassing underage girls. The fact that the moderators didn’t do jack shit shows how degenerate this website has become. I am severely disappointed in you, Jake. Matt, I’m not even gonna mention you, as you don’t give a flying shit. Continue to accept faggots, retards, and pedophiles on here and see what happens.

I will start a new series called "Guy Facts You Probably Didn't Know" (You can contradict me if you don't agree).

Let's begin, shall we?

Guy Fact #1: Nowadays, guys are afraid to look at girls, for fear they will be called pedophiles and perverts.

Shower Thoughts:

- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

Hi, Follow me please, also I wanna get to know some people because im bored lol.