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Assalum Alayum Bitches, it's your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. I just wanted to say that I took a break from this corrupted website and I have learned from my mistakes. And I admit, I was being creepy, and being a pedophile, but I'm sorry. I am also fluent in two languages, not 50. They are American and Ancient Albanian Sign Language. And that's because I'm not actually the YouTuber Language Simp. I am just a huge fan of what he does on the platform and I am learning languages beside him. I'm sorry for being a creep and saying mean things. I want another chance. I took a break, and I'm really ready to redeem myself, I swear. :)

Idk what we’re doing in class but I made an UPDATED list of sexual things so be proud of me

hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more

I have seen the whole opal drama, and here is my opinion on it.

Even though she may have done some bad things, she regrets it, and is working on being a better person. As she said, she has anxiety and ADHD, and some ppl just cram hate on her telling her to "kill [herself]" and asking the mods and Matt to ban her. I can relate to this, because I have been in these situations before at school, and I struggled to fix t… Read more

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being anno… Read more

Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m… Read more

ok guys this isn’t because i’m a scared person at all but im going to leave the website. i realized that there wasn’t a point of going on here anymore as soon as my friends left so i dont see a point in staying anymore. i need to clear some shit up before i leave. 1. istg im not opal. however we are close off of wje. we met over discord and we talked for a while and then opal invited me over to wje. i would never … Read more

The True Dagger

It was a chilling night on the Worst Jokes Ever (WJE) forum, where Dagger, the elderly and enigmatic moderator, had caused an atmosphere of fear and unease among the users. Despite his charm and elegant demeanor, Dagger's actions were extremely harsh and brutal towards anyone who crossed his path. His ruthless rampage on the site had left members scarred, traumatized, and yearning for justice. In a d… Read more

When you first see an okapi, you might think it's related to a horse or a zebra. Its body and neck are horse-like, and its legs have black-and-white stripes like a zebra does. But the okapi is not related to a horse or a zebra; its closest relative is actually the giraffe. In fact, okapis are sometimes called forest giraffes, since they live mainly in the rain forests of central Africa. An okapi's relationship to a g… Read more

Greetings, I am GemFox. I am agender (that might cause some problems here because I don’t know if you support that kind of thing) and I hope you can respect that. Have a good day/night!

Hey it’s me again, your favorite lonely person. Sorry for over sharing, im not great right now. I have gone through more of the messages. Please stop sending offensive things. I mean you guys can but it’s really fucking annoying. Especially lil AG. also you guys are wild as fuck thinking all this shit you guys are all probably way too young for this shit. (I am 18). Thanks.

“I forgived her ages ago. I hope she has a wonderful life and that all goes well. But things don’t just become ok after the things she said (I saw all the chats on WJE). I will not talk to her again (maybe ever) and I wish her all the best. And, Amy, please don’t ever go to that spiral of hatred again, in any way.” Amy, please respond, this message was from ice

To Amy, from Ice: “I forgived her ages ago. I hope she has a wonderful life and that all goes well. But things don’t just become ok after the things she said (I saw all the chats on WJE). I will not talk to her again (maybe ever) and I wish her all the best. And, Amy, please don’t ever go to that spiral of hatred again, in any way.”

Guys I have something to share So a while ago I was talking about getting double eyelid surgery and how I was not sure if I wanted to get it right Well basically for like an early Christmas present my mom scheduled an appointment In Korea there’s not much of a gift giving thing on Christmas so this was basically my moms gift I don’t want it but it’s Tommorow Help

Everyone, im going to be taking a short break by forceing myself to not be on. Some things are going on irl i need to think about and figure out first, so love yall and itll not be to long <3

Hey guys ;) So i have some news first off I AM NOT QUITTING!!!! You guys have helped me with some things December 24-26, i will not really be in here. For around December 24-January 2-3, i will not be as active on here but I will check a lot since i am going on vacation I don’t quit on people so i will be very active after this time stamp