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OKAY SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALL FIGHTING LET ME CLEAR THINGS UP. I DID NOT CHOOSE ALL THE CANDIDATES. I HAD EACH MODERATOR CHOOSE ONE BECAUSE I TRUSTED THEIR ABILITY TO NOMINATE SOMEONE WHO WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE SITE. QUIT BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING. SINCE ITS APPARENTLY “SOOO RIGGED,” HERE ARE YOUR TWO OPTIONS:

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do

Okay, I need to clarify things since apparently some people don't know how to read. The mod vote will consist of THREE PRE-CHOSEN CANDIDATES who have each been nominated by a mod. NOBODY IS "RUNNING," NOBODY NEEDS TO APPLY. The post I made was to REGISTER to be a VOTER.

***IF YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO VOTE YOU NEED TO FOLLOW THE STEPS ON THAT POST. MESSAGE ME PRIVATELY IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS***

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Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL AMYYYYYYY MORE BDAYS TO CUM AND I REALLY WISH THINGS WOULD GET BETTER AND STAY STRONG BE SAFE LOVE YAAAA TAKE CARE BE SAFEE<33333 HAVE A GREAT DAYYYYYYY

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Best WJE user, bracket-style. Bracket in comments!!! Matchup #1 1 matchup a day. (put in the comments who you think is gonna win the whole thing.

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more

Alr yall so for the next two weeks or so I won’t be as active as I used to, I’m going to a different country because we’re having kind of a “family reunion” sort of thing, will be less active but I’m not gonna fully disappear.

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity go… Read more

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future? 2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)? 3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel? 4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear? 5. Would you rather find true love today or win… Read more

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

Matt, I have a question, COULD I POSSIBLY, OKAY become a mod if there's a spot left ID BE A GREAT MOD and and im very good at getting people to chill out and conversate with them and when there is drama im very good at getting it to stop AND IM INTIMIDATING SO I COULD DO GREAT THINGS IF YOULL LET ME BE A MOD

Dear whomever lies eyes upon this,

Without you, this world wouldn't be the same. Many people have many problems, but if you have even just one, you still deserve help for it. Some people have a view on mental health differently than others, but it is important. Every single one of you deserves so much, some won't get it till later in life. You hear things like you're never alone, you aren't. We all hav… Read more

I am a mess. I embarrased myself too much, and now, its too late. I can't sleep because I am too worried and scared about what will happen next I just wanna dig a hole and bury myself That's how embarassed I feel I am devestated, and now, I can't talk to anyone without being reminded of this. I can't fix things up with people, even if I tried. Although it may not seem like it, I am working on being a better person. I just can't impress anyone It seems like everybody have each other's backs and I am the lone wolf Left to wander around on my own, with no defense. I am afraid for tomorrow, and what I will face.