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so it’s Tuesday and I decided today that I need to start standing on business and I know I say I can quit things whenever I want but I just don’t want to... well idk I feel like it’s lowkey an issue w this site (not the people obviously) but i wanna just have some self discipline and prove to myself that I can do what I say I will, regardless if it’s something I rlly enjoy. so I’m gonna leave the site. I’m done. thank you to my friends, I appreciate u guys.

I've seen alot of things on the internet abt ppl cuttin themselves. Idk if any of u do but all I can say is pls dont. You shouldnt hurt yourself bcuz others hurt u. It's not worth it. Trust me, ik. There's always gonna be someone who cares abt u even if u dont realise it.

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

Whoever can figure out what the fuck this thing in the corner is first will be my new favorite, maybe you’ll get a prize. Don’t worry it won’t be sexual...unless u want it to be

I’ve been playing a lot of catch up and going through all the most recent posts and reading all of the arguments and drama. There are obviously those who wish for peace and those who wish for war, and to add fuel to the fire. I am not choosing sides, but I am asking if someone could catch me up on all of the drama? I think it would be quite a story. And one more thing. Wade. I know who you are.

Hey guys I fucked up. I’m trying to write out an appropriate apology and I want to know if this is good. The only thing censored is his name. (Apology in comments)

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

what's the weirdest things that happened to you guys lately?

mine is there I was, chilling in the cafeteria, munching on my lunch when out of nowhere, the vice principal storms in wearing a chicken suit. No explanation, just strutting around and clucking.

@Jake and the rest of the WJE community | I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. My goal wi… Read more

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OLDEST JOKE EVER MADE

Can I please have some contexts or smthn on the whole “thing” that’s going on here?

abcdefg i wunna send my coode to you, eight letters is all it takes and im gon let you know, oh- (im fucking bored) i hate that i now cant say "haha kms" as a joke anymore : ) omegle is dead "My EmoTiOns WiThIn ME, WiLL bEgIn To RouSE- i GeT sAuR aNgrHeY, WHEN thInGS DoNT gaUr My WaY, WhAT shOuLd i DuAr?" - bangchan (australian) ermmmm (all of my current thoughts in one post) is it bad im constantly on high alert for the next war? uhm..i miss my pookie 😞😭🥺 (I THINK IM DONE)

Hallö Matthias^^

here was a big discussion. The Users on this site are calling Germans Nazis and insulting us. I've warned them before, but they haven't stop. Is it normal to insult others and give a f*ck about their feelings? These guys are so rude und disrespectful. An hour or two hours ago we entered a Chat und there was someone (i don't want to mention a name) who told Husky to leave the chat directly. Is this o… Read more

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Ok, so the thing is I'm only on here around 11pm-1am or sm 2am, this is cuz that's when all you school shooters arr on and there's no other point for me to be here otherwise, but im getting tired so if I say I'll be on later, then don't be surprised if I don't,

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Everyone, @joe and the hoe got to go is Ashton Parkes. He’s rejoining the site and wants to start doing better, so please treat him as you would any other member. If anything happens, message me directly rather than escalating thing on the site, and I will handle it.