bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

Mass extinctions are the scientific name for the time that Chuck Norris went hunting. In fact, Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, because this implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

CHUCK NORRIS once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just called the Islands.

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed "it's a man!" Then Chuck Norris drove his mom home from the hospital.

Bro this girl tryna get me in trouble with agreeing with someone. I love how stupid some people are, especially when nobody cares not the teacher, not anyone she's just a pick me. But how is everyone?

Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).

TERRORIST. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT. WHY IN 7 FUCKING SHADES OF SHIT WERE YOU LISTENING TO TRAIN WRECK. TRAIN WRECK. ARE YOU EMO NOW? DID NATANYA CURSE YOU? DO I HAVE TO PREFORM A EXORCISM ON YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET MME HOOGSTEEN TO SIT ON YOU? DO I?? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO TRAIN WRECK. WHAT. DO I HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE ENITRE POPULATION OF ITALY TO INVADE UR MF HOUSE? BC IT WILL HAPPEN IF I SEE THAT SHIT AGAIN

I forgot to inform you that I saw some random guy having meth withdraws on the side of the road Wednesday. It looked crazy man was tangled up in his coat he had his mouth wide open his head was violently shaking and twitching it was shocking