Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.
It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.
Jazzy look at the doc!!!!!
I am being forced to stay up now that I’m finally tired during the weekend
My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning
do you consider the work "cis" a slur??
be civil in comments if you don't agree
Guy Fact #3: When going up the stairs behind a girl, a guy will always look down.
Gm my loveable idiots today is gonna be a god day for me bc i have my dance and dont have school tmr so im staying the nights at a friends but i will not be on over the weekend because i am not able to bring my chromebook to my moms until my grades are all passing
https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/62076c2470a33b2463861219 The first ever community post-
Guy Fact #2: Guys always wake up in the morning with boners.
My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.
BAILEY YOU AND JAS SAID YOU CAN BUILD YOUR FRIENDSHIP OVER TIME AGAIN AND I'M FINE WITH THAT BUT HERE'S THE THING IF YOU FUCKING HURT JAS AGAIN OR MAKE HER WANT TO LEAVE I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD- also bailey i don't forgive you i never will
Daily Challenge: Turn on light mode for the first time. If you already have it on, your crazy. /j
Matt, do not unban Ashton. He will nothing but trouble. He promised, like, 5 times he will change but he's never done that. The vast majority of the community agrees.
turn the comments into a kindergarden fight!
Hey everyone! I just want to say my last and final goodbyes to you all. If your wondering why I said last, it's because I got a stomach cancer and will be giving up my life tomorrow... I thank you all so much for being friends with me! it means a lot. But I'm sorry I have to go. I hope you all move on and enjoy the rest of your lives. Thank you again and... ✌️Goodbye ya'll✌️
HEY GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON LIKE WHAT DID I MISS
Jameson and everyone else btw my screen time is limited and im probably going to my friends today and staying the night so and after that i think ima try and have someone to come over and does anyone else have any more story ideas?
look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more
money hungry and egotistical person with the narcissist traits of a celebrity say what