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When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more

Aight I hoped y'all watch the video because imma be takin my own ass life rn, you feel me? I can't live wit dis shit no more my nyukah

No one ever really likes me for more than just a couple weeks and ill push and push until you leave. & if you try n stick around ill try my best to let you down until you get sick of me. I hate having friends, I just bend and bend and bend them til they break. I guess i'm fake. You're not gonna stick around for more than just a couple rounds of this shit. People pack their bags and leave, and say they just need … Read more

Mr. bruh XD shut up if you aint aginst the stig or shit like that then shut up im not in the mood for bull crap im in the hospital"

Ok and? it's not like being in a hospital doesn't allow you to noy be annoying

Mr. bruh XD shut up if you aint aginst the stig or shit like that then shut up im not in the mood for bull crap im in the hospital

To THE STIGS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BULL SHIT ITS FUCKING ANNOYING IF I WANTED TO YES I WOULD KILL MYSELF BUT I DONT SO GROW THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE MABY IF YOU ACT YOUR AGE YOUR MOM AND DAD WOULD ACTUALY LOVE YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACT YOUR AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i declare war in the stig who ever wants to join me can its time to stop his Fucking shit he os she is a drama queen

*trump brushing his teeth as the man behind the slaughter slowly builds up trump now at the us capitol "I was somehthing or soething seeking for revenge something key fo o left th Is it me that im seeking or seeking for someone to evenew me soomethinggg its been so long Ive bin lost in something cuz the man behide the slaghter *trump starts dancing and does rock eyewll thing* ITS BEEEEN SO LONGGGGGGGGG something about something or something the man bhide the slaugther *trump dancing then spinning an shit*