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so uknow how i said if someone told me that my bf is gross i was gonna lose my shit? well im suspended now :/

omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg if someone tells me one more time that the person im dating is gross ima lose my shit

Hailey, I'm sorry for saying nasty things about you before, and I hope we could stop this nonsense. But, tell your friend Caytlin to stop trying to insult me in the comments. I wish she would apologize for the bullshit she said about me, if she wants to. And to be fair, you said a lot of shit too. But it's your choice if you want to say sorry.

WTF DID I JUST SEE A FUCKEN AD IN THIS WEBSITE??! WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKIN WEBSITE HAS FUCKIN ADS HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

Matt, these idiots want to ban me because I have an opinion. And you're just in the background letting me take their stupid ass shit. The point of your website is to put funny offensive jokes, right? THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! If you're an over sensitive 9 year old like Saddienotbaddie or Luasy4eva, don't go on a website like this. Go play with your Hot Wheels or your Barbies.

To all of the people that don't believe that SHAYLIE LOL is dead: It is bull shit that you boys,girls ,women and grown ass men are saying shit like oh she faked her death oh she just wants attention well gess what your wrong I was at the hospital the day of her death and yah we fought alot but as some say,but her death made me think about how I treated her and you people are going to harass sombody who looks like her cousin its bull shit and it better fucking stop I want all of you to think about what you said what if it was your family member that died and people did the same shit to you people just think how it would make you feel.

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

this is a weird community, most of it is basically retarded 9 year olds who think they are funny by posting shit

If you got cut this season, I would not the fuck be mad, dude. Real shit, man. I'm sorry dude. I-I-I, I, I, I don't want no racist mothafuckas up on my football team, I'm sorry, that's just me, though. I'll catch you guys later, and you guys have a good one.

I know you came out and you made a- a e- a- you came out and you made an apology, but fuck you and yo goddamn apology, okay? Fuck dat shit. I understand you was drunk and you was drinkin' and stuff, you know what I'm sayin', and who knows, you just might actually be, might just actually be, y'know, on some real shit, be sorry for actually using it, you might actually be sincere, but how the fuck am I supposed to know that? How the fuck are the fans around the city of Philly supposed to know that? We don't!

I look like, dude- I FEEL like a DUMBASS! Real shit, okay, now, I still think you a beast upon the football field. As far as- me... liking you as a person, fuck you, dawg, okay? Can’t stand yo fuckin’ ass, dawg. Can’t stand you now, man! Y’know, and my whole thing is this, dawg, you fuckin’ up big time man, you over here-

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more

Alright, so it’s a good thing I didn’t buy yo fuckin’ Jersey. Riley Cooper on some real shit. I was really gonna buy yo Jersey, I had my eyes set on it, man. I always thought of you bein’ a low-key fuckin’ beast, okay, fuckin’ monster, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ball out of control, okay? But as you guys know man Riley Cooper, he came out and used the word [EXPUNGED], okay? Now, I understand that he was drunk at a fuckin’ … Read more

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more

Aight I hoped y'all watch the video because imma be takin my own ass life rn, you feel me? I can't live wit dis shit no more my nyukah