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Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

GUYS I HAVE DEICED IM DONE DATING ONLINE IF I LIKE SOMEONE TELL COSMO OR ETHAN (IWS) TO SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA ME thank you <3

Dear all trick or treaters,

I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in

Sincerely, Big D. Randy

I’m gonna say this as the friend of madi, I did know about the break up, but I didn’t know where the screenshots where from or what happened further than that. I don’t wanna say that much because there’s so much unnecessary shit already made, but I will say I really don’t have any ties to this shit at all because even myself was confused on most of it like the rest of you lol. I was just there to defend and cover. Thank you. 🩷

well shit, I ain't gonna kms (seriously), but I don't know what to do with myself anymore I barely have any good irl friends anymore I might get pulled out of my school I'm scared of losing the friends I have I'm lying to my parents and destroyed their trust in me I'm angering so many of the people that I care about here I feel like I'm losing people left and right I want to make everyone around me happy, but I keep forgetting myself. My mental health is going horribly Just fuck it idk anymore I'm just so scared of the way people are attacking me. fuck fuck fuck fuck anyway see yall

Hey guys I'm going to be taking a normal break to focus on my school work so I'm actually able to fucking pass , it has been fun once again I know I'm a mod I will RARELY be on for a little bit just to do slight mod shit and wtv , but yeah I hope y'all have a good time and don't DO ALOT OF DUMB SHIT :)

Idk what to do guys my dad is leaving and I can't do shit. Ik I'm being a bitch for talking about it as an anon but idk who to talk to. This fucking sucks :( Sry for dumping this on anyone who reads it but I just need to vent