Who is Cool?

el is not cool

Ok

all the hating trolls are not cool

cool list:

wade jake vertigo amy angel/may toast sack

Oh alright alright

mal flappy virgo imwithstupid

it goes on

Nobody cares who you think is cool or not

You're a fat pedophile that shows your chode to kids

You have no say in what's cool or not

don't listen to this guy, he thinks im a pedo and that im grooming people

Oh..

You must be his alt

he said that i groomed him

Gee maybe because you did retard

Proof?

ur the one with 5 alts. i only have 13. 2 of them are anonymous

nonexistant

You thought showing me your mushroom would make me "gay" it actually turned me straighter

No shit because you deleted it all

i believe that ryan was flashed on a vc, but it was not me

Like I said I only want to remind you of the piece of shit you are but I don't expect anyone to believe me

the shittiest part about me is my anus

But you and I both know you're a piece of shit human being or rather subhuman being

I bet you show that to kids too

Fucking disgusting pedo

yeah, go on with your aluminum hatting

yeah, no

Damn y’all’s are some fucknuts

Yeah I guess your micropenis is scary enough

im not the fucknut here.

You show your dick to young boys that's pretty fucknut to me

do you even know how the the term 'micropenis' is used medically?

thats jake

Yours is the textbook definition of it

jk jk

And the saddest thing is it was probably erect

I mean did you think I was serious when I told you it was "big"? lmfao

I honestly just wanted you to turn off the camera because it was fucking disgusting

Even if you lost 150 lbs it would still be microscopic

I hope you get beaten to death

Me

Im very cool

actually my profile makes me less cool HOLDU P

Im cool =>

very cool in fact =3

..........

no

no your not

YOUR THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE BUDDY

Nuh uh

im not even gonna argue it you just arent cool bro

=<

I agree he's fucking autistic spamming the chat with his robot images

Probably a pedophile too since he's always making emoticon faces and talking sexually to kids

NO BRO ITS MORE THAN JUST THAT

Erm, the ultras AREN'T robots

they're aliens

they dont even look like robots

Nobody gives a fuck

yayy

salad

s a l a d

saladddd

You autistic retard can't you grasp social cues? Nobody wants to talk to you about your dumbass robots or dinosaurs

i have a plastic duck named salad

And that image gets less funny every time you post it

smh

Salad

hey madiiii

COSMO U SUCK

Basically

HOW COULD U FORGET ME ON THE COOL LIST

lmao

smh

MADI YOURE ON MY COOL LIST

HI MALLLL <33

HEYYY

YAY

IM ON MALS COOL LIST BITCHESSS

YESSSS

ND I BET YOURE ON VIRGOS TOO

ND FLAPPYS

ND JAKES

ND EVERYONE ELSES

CUS YOU ROCK

I DONT THINK VIRGO LIKES ME ANYMORE BRO DVHIUVHDVI

Except Cosmos

🪨

NOOOOOO

The real reason he sucks is because he's a pedophile but of course he deleted everything so I have no way to prove it

SHE DONT TALK TO ME NO MORE

But the way he talks is so awkward that you can tell he's a pedophile anyway

THATS SO SAD

u have no evidence whatsoever

Imagine what his nasally voice would sound like irl

complete oppisite they post pics of theyre thighs and act all "cutesy" and say they wish they were "a wittle and petite pwerson"

I HAVE EVIDENCE

is it weird that I find nasally voices cute

PLENTY

Yeah no shit retard why do you repeat what I said thinking you made a point

OF THIGHS

hes talking abt cosmo

AND NASTY

GRIPPERS

Acoustic fuck

OH

RYAN FUCK U SMH

I THOUGHT U WAS TALKIN BOUT THE ORANGE LIZARD

I was talking about cosmo but you're right about Sooploosh fuck that fat pedo

Ryan

do u like camels by any chance?

i love snatching up players thugs and young ballers

shoot up the household

even the young todlers

"all the hating trolls are not cool"

Cosmo looks like this but grown up basically

Whast good

Oh also very obese

Low key built like you ngl

W bulge

oh my..

lol

His face was so disgusting and full of Acne it looked like the moon Io

Guess that's why he's called Cosmo

Nah thats crazy

wsg bair

bear

I asked him "Wow, did you get mauled by a wolf or something?" and he said "No that's just my birth mark" 🥶

I mean no wonder the guy is a pedophile right

pfffff. im extremely fucking overweight

He looks like if a burn victim got his skin back

*underweight

Yes, that's what I said

im 108 pounds and 5'6.

TINY

ITTY BITTY

im short and skinny

u can't use that meme. ur leftist

I think you got the 8 and the 1 switched there bud

But the 5'6 is accurate

Ah so you're retarded too and don't realize it's a lefty meme mocking righty memes

Hye Ryan

what’s good

Sup Death

hey ryan

wow. ur socializing with another kid you called a pedo. looks like ur the one grooming

Hello amy

Wtf are you talking about

ur so retarded u didnt even get that was the point of his Joke

I've never even seen that user

toast

he is toast

Actually you're retarded to imply that he was joking and not that he is actually the joke himself

i think we all might be retarded

Oh fuck nevermind I want nothing to do with that pedophile

stop projecting

Kill yourself

you don’t like toast?

Just another way to say "no u" lmao

Ryan how old r u?

Wsg Ryan

WHAT IS POPPING MOTHER FUCKERS

WADE

He literally admitted to being a pedo

15

I win!

Im older than u

hehehehe

GIVE ME ANOTHER SONG TO LISTEN TO SO WE CAN COMPARE SYNESTHESIA

its called sarcasm

I GOTTA DO HW

OKAY HOW ABOUT IN LIKE 2 HOURS

IS THAT GOOD

No shit you're probably 34 or something

ILL MAKW ANOTHER POST IN 2 HOURS SO WE CAN DISCUSS

I gtg hopefully Cosmo doesn't groom any children while I'm gone

if hes 34, then im a 25yo pedo who believes in astology

im 16

You literally are though

i read that as “my children” 💀

Me when I get back home to find Cosmo groomed my fucking kids again

im not. i am a 15yo who fucking hates astrology

IM BACK

I WIN AGAIN IM OLDER THAN U!!!!

hi izzy

muahahahahaha

hehehehehehe

hey

time is relative

GUVE ME A PICTURE OF ZACK

(:

im still older =3c

Wsg guys

erm, the correct spelling is :)

r u freands with ethan

:)(: GUYS THE'YRE KISSING

some guy saying im a 25yo obese pedo

GIVE ME A PICTURE OF ZACK

WTF WHYY

it can go both ways.

stop esexing with urself

IDK WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE

I WANNA SEE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEY D LUFFY FROM THE HIT ANIME ONE PIECE

(:

BRO HIS HAIR IS BUZZED OFF LOL

but it might be able to give u a pic tommoro

What the fuck is going on?

hi opal

Hope yall brushed ur teeth today

just talking about my brother

BET

What did I miss?

that's what I'm trying to find out.

hehe

OPAL HIII

HIIIII

Opal were u behind the swimmingwithgayke acc?

I missed you sooploosh

hi opall im izzy

I missed u as well =<

she was

Why the fuck would I be that person? I don't make Jake accounts.

but that doesnt seem like her

NO I WAS NOT COSMO PEOPLE SAY THAT THEYRE ME ALL THE TIME

I doubt she would "reveal" it was her like that

oj

*oh

Yuh

just make a call signal or whatever

Teeth are the toughest part of the body are they not? why obsess over them so? Its time to enjoy something sweet.

I only am "jakeisgay" and I haven't been on that account for weeks

oh kk

yeah

alr

who is opall?

Me

i never met u

but im izzy

u want to suck his hard candy, don't you?

bro why

Cool

im 12

m-maybe

shes a human, believe it or not

Yup.

ik she is

gtg

BUT ONLY BC IT WOULD TASTE SWEET

bye

cya

Bye

Hey Opal I forghetti if I asked but do u have discord or twitter?

i dont know how to work discort

but rn im on my chromebook so i cant

Not anymore, my parents found it

=<

YEP

I will do something unpleasant to ur parents like umm uhh

umm

gtg too BYYYYYYEEEEEE

I will leave the milk out so it spoils

Ew.

I'm out aswell cya guys

buh bye

Where the fuck is everyone else...

Up your ass

wait Opal r u parents just strict abt social media or r they one of those rlly mean parents

MUSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote that

My dad would always say "if it was up ur ass you'd know where it was"

They don't let me go on it but i have insta and tiktok

That’s not a funny quote

Jake and wade were you stalking this whole time?

JAKE DID U READ THE BREAST FRITO MILK QUOTES

You should follow my duck account

Ducks r awesome animals

Ok...

yes I did that was strange

they've conquered the sea

ITS A NICE ACC DW

the sky

the earth

I POST PICS OF DUCKS AT A PARK AND THEYRE REALLY NICE

IM A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER

I need to crush up the frito powder more actually its not fine enough

Ducks have messed up sex lifes

Duh

Female duck's genitalia has evolved so ducks dont rape them

I take photos of red swampies whenever I catch them =3 they're like silly lil water cats w pincers n ten legs

I don't think you needed to know that tho

Ducks are so rapey lmao

yeh

They do

OPAL GO AWAY

Opal is cool tho

I have a video of a female duck getting double raped

NO

u what

WE DONT WANT YOU

Why?

They evolved so you* don't rape them

um wtf are you talking about

GO AWAY

NO

YOU SAID YOU WERE LEAVING

Opal what is ur body temperature at the moment

NO I DIDNT

Normal?

YES YOU DID

I was recording ducks cause they looked cool and then she just got fucking double teamed outta nowhere

5 TIMES

Ok well I am back now

EACH TIME YOU CAME BACK

Lmao you wish you looked even slightly like your profile picture

No I do not its usagi from sailor moon

Is that sailor moon

Yes

Oh

one time the crayfish I was filming pinched me on the nose bc I tried to smooch his carapace

Bro you don’t smooch the carapace smh

Ryan dude who are you???

Give him lil rostrum kisses it’s sweeter

lol

ONE TIME A CRAYFISH WHO WAS FAIRLY LARGE GOT BOTH HIS ARMS RIPPED OFF N AFTER HE TOOK MY BAIT THE LITTLE ONES RIPPED THE MEAT STRAIGHT OUTTA HIS MOUTH

I'm from BoredPanda

Those little ones were dead the moment he grew his arms back

Sure, you're from bored panda

I feel like you're not new

They'll pinch my eyes

my class is so cold

Shit

he's been here on n off

Not if he consents

oh

freezing

Hi flaapy

dyinf

Imagine being cold lmao

Fr

Imagine going to school

im cool

I luv finding baby crayfish they're so silly

fuck you

yeah

literally hate you smh

Neither is Wade and Amy but they're from BP too

its so cold

Thoughtless what class ru in rn

cold

I am aware

Cutting up a crayfish was one of the weirdest but coolest things I did in my zoology class

Sadly

We dissected a chicken leg

Soop do you catch them to eat?

no >=(

never

You don't seem like you're from BP tho

I luv them w all my heart

they're my friends

lol

I dip the string w meat in the water n they pinch it n then I pull em up n take their photo

the truest from of friendship

Thank you! That’s a huge compliment for me

send

I'm back, niggas.

I cant

im not on my phone

Um you're welcome why is it such a huge compliment

Come down to my bayou so I can rape you.

n also I cant sign into WJE w my phone

GO AWAY

I go on incognito mode

I'll make you taste my cockodile.

EWWWW IM LITERALLY 13 GO AWAY

Ohhh okay I signed on and I got like 30 downvotes cuz I said I was from WJE

Yup, sounds abt right

fun fact abt crocodilians: They r constantly erect

The gator rapist doesn't give a fuck about age. Human laws are irrelevant to me.

If you come down to my bayou I will rape you to death

WHY ARENT YOU BANNED

I'm so cold

I will rub ur belly n make u go to sleep

Then go fuck a gator?

man i love whining

go fuck a moose

one of my favorite things to do

THOUGHLESS

I was banned before, but I always come back.

I'll warm you up.

*T*

William afton

Springtrap?

Ok, Language Simp.

It’s GATORTRAP

yep

Ok...

ok..............

Humans are built for BGC

(Big Gator Cock)

Thoughtless what class ru in rn

nah

no they arent actually.

history

Gator dude shut the fuck up

Gator is just ripping off my camel thing

yours isn't big tho

I JUST REALIZED HIS USERNAME ISNT GREEN

Men, women, IDGAF they're all getting raped until they're inside out.

GUYUS THIS SINT A NEW ACC

Shut up

bruh

HES BEEN THERE SINCE NOVEMBER

SHUT UP

Nigga 17 inches is pretty big

lying in wait

GET BANNED

you wish

BITCH

I don't believe in No Nut November

Me when I fucking get u

Slay

The username makes it sound like you rape gators, not children

I raped Godzilla when he was a kid that's why he's so angry all the time

Shut up

Jake ban him

Me nutting in Mommy Misato's (from neon genesis evangelion) mouth

Pedo pbehavior

godzilla gonna be mad

I'll just come back

Godzilla minus one is so good

-2

lol

Nah I rape anything that moves.

Even as a kid Godzilla was bigger than an alligator and large enough to eat one (depending on the version of Godzilla)

Even a tennis ball?

Grass?

Sure.