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A Valentine's Day Plot

Happy valentines day, or the day where us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow. BEWARE US, I SAY, BEWARE US MWAHAHAHAHAHA (i had to steal ur line, madi, sorry)

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U said you’d keep that between us lmao

Why the fuck do you complain about shit after someone already stopped doing it

NewMinecraftIsGay

Why the fuck do you complain about shit after someone already stopped doing it

Why are you gay as hell

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u can have your best friend or friends as ur valentines

but

Anonymous

Why are you gay as hell

All the bees in Minecraft are female

you can’t fuck your best friend

"If it looks feminine it's basically female so I'm not gay" -me

The Unknown King of Moderation

DONT MAKE ME BRING UP WHAT YOU DID

uh

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VALENTINES DAY ISNT ABT FUCKING

^^^

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VALENTINES DAY ISNT ABT FUCKING

idc

you can’t be romantic

to your best friend

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ITS ABT LOVE AND APPREICATION U HAVE FOR SOMEONE

Nope valentines day is about SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i just wanted a candy gram bro