A Valentine's Day Plot

(:<

Scary.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

(ur single, right?)

nuh uh.

lets go fast

comso.

yes?

im in this single cult .

single buddies.

lets poison the chocolates

and feed them to everyone

let the couples feel our wrath

are anger

ONLY THE COUPLES

let them die the couples

and along the way we make more single buddies

yes

or we could hack their phones and make it look like they were cheating with somebody

"us singles get left out and plan out a plot to kill one person in every couple so that the couples can feel our loneliness and our sorrow." The sad part is, you probably aren't joking, you hideous incel.

hi ryan

let me ask u a question

Holy shit this obese pedophile immediately responds 1 hour later. LMFAO you have no life.

Well you're not obese anymore though

or i was doing classwork

what color were my glasses

But let me tell your "weight loss journey" won't change your hideous face

Black I guess

We only saw your face the one time

And boy was it ugly

was i wearing glasses?

Yes

get exposed

You really think you can trick me into thinking you have dementia?

Even if you did, it doesn't excuse your actions.

You still did them consciously at one point.

i don't even fucking wear glasses

Yes you do

u got caught in a lie

what color was my hair

Ryan what color are MY Glasses!

You wear them when reading only

ryan, do u like camels?

Black

bro, im nearsited

i have brown hair

We both know what went down lmfao you can't gaslight me

Ryannn

Do you think I was born yesterday, pedo? No, wait, don't answer that, the thought of that probably turns you on.

Ryyyaann

Ryyyaaaaaaaaaann

what color are MY glasses

mm

mm

hi

r u random crow?

Well then it's extremely dark shit brown

its not

ur random crow

And your room was dark as fuck that's why I think it's your basement

i don't have a basement

LOL sure

Wouldn't be surprised if there's a fucking morgue down there and you sleep in a coffin

Hideous vampire looking ass

Disintegrates in the sun

i live in arizona. arizonians don't have basement

Vampires dont disintegrate in the sun

huh

Even the walls were peeling and shit

shame that i am immune to the sun as an arizonian

Why wouldn't they

That was created for the movie "Nosferatu" bc they made the guy too strong and needed a weekness to kill him

we just don't

Go rope

bro, nerd isn't an insult

Even if what you say about not living in a basement is true your room is still dilapidated and disgusting

what

it is

el?

Yes it is

Having knowledge about useless shit like that instead of actual shit that matters

Hello Chat

Being a "nerd" doesn't mean "smart" you retard

hi nintendo

Who tf is cosmo the pedo

What if we were having sex n then all of a sudden I started devouring u like the way Eva 01 devoured Zeruel

its not an insult

it just isn't

What the fuck?

Being a nerd means being autistic and hyperfixating on useless knowledge to masquerade as smart

Cosmo isn’t a pedophile isn’t he 15

this is ryan

He's 26 lmfao

hes not

He lies to everyone here

no it does not.

Eh no ?

Shut the fuck up

ok then show us a gram of evidence smartass

Just fucking leave

And those other kids

in the month or so u've been here u have not provided an ounce of evidence

"hE fUcKinG deLeTeD It

Slit your wrists

Cosmo the pedo, can you please get bitches and fuck off

his name is ryan

are u cornpone?

I already told you I don't need to provide evidence that's not my goal

Naw I did when I saw your ugly ass face

you can't convince people without evidence

My goal is to harass Cosmo for being a piece of shit HE knows what he did and I will make him suffer

Believe me or not I don't care

Cornpone is actually so fucked up the way he tried to scare amy

Ryan can you fuck off

ur plan is failing

sometimes I wish I could just like

Except you never did

For example u can be a nerd in cars - for me that means u r very interested un cars and have a big knowledge about that, but u r not autistic then

We need evidence bitch

fire a spacium beam up his ass

If you saw Cosmo's face you would though

yeah...

I bet cosmo is cute actually

Give us evidence that he is a creep

His face would make the fucking deformed kid from the goonies look good

nerdiness means that you just go all about a subject.

I don't give a fuck about you I'm here for Cosmo

I think you’re looking in the mirror

What don't you understand you single digit IQ retard

your a fucking monster. how dare u insult that kind soul

Naw I’m smart you’re in all the retarded remedial classes

Yup

That was practical effects you retard

Still looks better than you

depends on the numerical base

no

Bitch, do you have proof?

Funny that you call anyone a monster when you're a pedo who grooms kids on Discord

Let me guess. You don’t. You’re not winning bro

not really. i have bad acne

its valentine day, stop fighting, start fucking

REAL

1:0 for Ingenious

Im gonna fuck the whole earth today

because i have hormones rushing through me.

im gonna find a patch of mud

rick

aww its ok

thats earth day, idiot

CAN YOU FUCK OFF

shut up

ethan, get the popcorn.

just sit and watch

Bro is just jealous he can’t pull

I'm not Ethan, but 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

ya

A kindergartner could draw better than you with his feet lmfao

it took me 5 seconds

idc

That's a weird way to spell hours

hi

hi rhino!

HIIIIIIIIII

That’s what you look like a deformed ass kindergarteners fuckin drawing with your fuckin big ass buck teeth midget self just shut the fuck up you nasty bitch you suck at roasting, and you can’t get bitches and no wonder your ruler is marked at 0.1 centimeters

hey cosmo!

HEY NF

You probably think your gay reddit comics are "masterpieces" too

cant read, huh

Hello

you jerk off to them, stfu

how does drawing have to do with this

did not read lmfao

hruuuuuu

my pfp

imagine seething so much you write a whole paragraph

im gooood hbu

Im crying bro cant even read one paragraph

💀

oml i have 50 followers

Lovely

thats wils

wild

Cosmo groomed you real good

Imagine accusing a 15 year old boy of being a pedophile

real

damn. ryan is so basic he thought u drew an image from the internet

It’s not that well drawn

stop thats so real though

If you weren't a retard you'd realize I meant as an insult

thats the point

Fucking do a lap dance on Donald trump you little midget

Partttttyyyyyyyy for mal 🥳🥳🥳🥳 let's go for 100 Followers now

He's 26

I mean, hypothetically, if a 15 y/o was attracted to prepubescent kids, like 6-9 y/o that would be bad

that would be pedophilia

anyone whos attracted to a 6 yo is bad

What about 3 year olds?? Even worse??

In 1 month

give me an insult that actually insults me even slightly

woop woop!

^

^

my birthday is in august

They’re nasty. And annoying. And they have snot rubbing from their nasal cavities. Ugh.

oooh so is mine

Of course being a pedophile isn't an actual insult for you since you're proud of it

im good too ;)

Mine is in September

hi mal

just admit you wanna fuck him, or leave

Mm

No it ain't lol

hey amy!

thats good!

You’re proud of beating your dick to dogs

insults only work if it gets personal. you aren't getting personal

MALALALLLALALLLALALLALALLAA:

Other way around

You’d think Cosmo knows his birthdate more than you, but we are obviously mistaken!

hi toast

Hello Cosmo

Can you please just go away you little retarded naive bitch

i think you can go both ways ;)

the clouds are so pretty out

and Sooploosh

I always mess up your name

HEY TOAST

Yeah of course Cosmo would give his real birthdate on a public website

hi toast and flappy

Of course you won’t shut the fuck up

heyy

Mine is August 9 2007

MALLARD

i only said that it was in august. thats very vague

FLAPPYAPPY

You're a pedo too of course you get angry

hi flappy

9/11 2001

Hiii flappy

you like em angry, don't you?

,,

bro, ethan was one of the guys that thought i was a pedo.

gtg

If cosmo is a pediphile then

cya

Bro is getting off to this 💀 Typical Predditor

Ok it was more of a joke

Hello

HIIIII

what happened to ur quotev account

howre uuu

I blocked you.

why?

Wait what

im gooood hbu

I cant trust you

Daddy mal <3

Be honest what was he doing

because of the ryan guy?

Hello? What’s going on?

Good choice lol that creepy pedo was one on one messaging you

Cosmo I am on your side bye

btw

Greetings

im gooood

i got that

Well nothing much. Js i left nd he was saying shit when i thought he ws my freind nd wouldve stanned by my side even when i wasnt there

hi alastor

IM GONNA GO TO IKEA LATER

Hello alastor ^^

You can’t trust everyone

DONT GET LOST

what? sorry if i looked that way.

Cosmo is innocent

yeah, but i should be able to trust my freinds.

damn. ryan left

GETTING LOST IS PART OF THE EXPERIENCE MAL

Hahaha pussy

<3

Wanna buy sth or just have a look at some interesting things? ^^

im not gonnamake a deal about this so

i love you mal

stuffed animal and food 😭😭

May I’m not going to be your child anymore

PERFECT

love you tooo

Call me daddy or I’ll beat you with a slipper boy.

oh, was it the alastor stuff?

hi master

i already unadopted you..

Ok daddy

Wsg Cosmo

Good boy

master?

lol

My gf has two stuffed animals from IKEA - a bear and a shark 😅

i thought i was ur good boy :(

i unadopted everyone but toast

"Pussy" Lol no I just have a life outside of this website unlike you and Cosmo grooming kids on here 24/7

Ur also a good boy

HOW AM I GROOMING KIDS YOU DELUSIONAL RETARD

Stfu cosmo is not a pedo

i have an octopus and an elephant lmaooo

Nice niceee

the closest thing to "grooming" i ever did was just an inside joke with wade that became rp

Ok that’s not bad

anyone here go to tri north

toast?

Toast y r u toast2

HamMamamam

is it blocked or is it just me

Toast dat u?

Toast????

I don’t think that’s him

hey, can u quickly unblock me and tell me what happened?

Me neither

sup kris

toast, prove it

who is it

I’m not Kris dukbass

dumbass

oh so its not blocked then

Yeah this ain’t Toast

yes you are tf lol

its not

dukbass 💀

toast

hold on

message me on uwu if youre actually toast

if you are then youll have no problem doing it

Toast what does this mean? 🫠

Now there is silence 😅 So u r not toast

yep bro j dipped

:(

brb imma get some food

BRB I’m gonna jack off

Bye lol

oh-

Byeeee guyss

bye?

Me?

idk im confused

WOAH WTF WADE

I have to go, that's why I said bye 😅

WAIT WAIT everyone stfu

https://buddyboardgames.com/uno?room=c3Vja29uZGVlem51dHM=

Listen

Yo

Kristian Samuel Galliher, 104 pounds, 5'4, Braces, Glasses, Tri North middle school, phone 765417089, Bent pine drive first house on the left, father acholic, Bi, Broke, no hoes, no bitches, no family, ugly, fugly, has the cold, not strong, skinny, not smart, no friends

...um

MAL

https://buddyboardgames.com/uno?room=c3Vja29uZGVlem51dHM=

play

Stop doxxing

cope kris

i dox you teehee

I’m not Kris what the fuck

ready to start guys

oki

bro tryna cover up

I swear to god I am not Kris what the fuck

What the fuck makes you think I’m Kris

tf is this game

sure bro

im beating the shit out of you after school

then raping you

:)

MALNITS YOURNTURN

I SAW

actually during school

in the middle of class

MADI HURRYBUP

IM NOT KRIS

so Mr. Peterburg can see

WE ARE NOTJING LIKE EAKCH OTHER

More like Mr. Pedoburg because he jacks off to that shit

Can you fuck off

BRO IS MAD

I’m not mad

You hardly threaten me at all bitch

bro who tf are you

you salty you got doxxed

I never got doxed dumbass

I wanna say…Shy Dragon

WADE JOIN

AFTER

Huh

Join what

https://buddyboardgames.com/uno?room=c3Vja29uZGVlem51dHM=

ayo Wade that's him LOL

Imagine being Kris

Dude who r u because u ain’t my pookie bear

I am not Kris

Nah I'm not Toast lol

PUT THE DUMBASS CARD DOWN

I'm Lucas

Who?

MAL HIRRY UP

stfu random

who tf even are you

Shut up I’m not Kris are you that retarded

stfu

i'm a bigger random than you and i'm more relevant LMFAO

SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED

you are NOTHING

Naw you ain’t relevant bitch

HURRUUP

You’re just a hate account doxxing someone

read my profile maybe you will know

Yep that's why everyone on this chat and dogging on me rn

your the one who took AGES

I don't hate Kris he's my valentine

Why do you think I’m Kris

Oooh are you the friend he said was joining the site?

Ooo

NO THAT WAS MAL

DUMBASS

HURRY UP

that was me lmao

Because Kris has a "spidey sense" for me he immediately can detect me from across the state that's why you appear in chat when I do

YOUR THE DUMBASS

ITS OKAY ILY

I J GOT DISTRACTED ND FORGOT ABT THE GAME

Ok well I’m not Kris so give up

mhm

MADI HURRY UP