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Ok, guys, I think we can say the site is no longer dead. Mal, Jassy, Nyx, Oog, Flappy and Yugi have all came back, so it's getting better.
āBe triumphant and finish them off, and donāt leave anyone behind. Erase the memory of them. Erase them, their families, mothers and children. These animals can no longer live. If you have a [member of group] neighbor, donāt wait, go to his home and shoot him.ā - Ezra Yachin
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and yā¦ Read more
Sooo might get grounded for even longer than anticipateddddd
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in theiā¦ Read more
Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction
I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?
I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving ā¦ Read more
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to mā¦ Read more
I think itās time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when Iām on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until nā¦ Read more
My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called āearth,ā I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didnāt say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and Iām sorry. Iām sorry for rejecting help. Iām sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The onlyā¦ Read more
For the sake of my humanity and not to start arguments I no longer support palestine
I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is goā¦ Read more
I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? āIt'd be too late to back out nowā I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foremanās office. āJackie!ā I heard from beā¦ Read more
Plesiosaur: Longer word, longer neck
Pliosaur: Shorter word, shorter neck
Now I'll never get them confused again.
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of natureās perfection. All the āvalidationā you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your āfriendsā laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulā¦ Read more
Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.
Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a ā¦ Read more
The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.
Ashton, with his cunning waysā¦ Read more
Iām going to get double jaw surgery in an hour Iām still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes Iām so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I wonāt be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) Iām scared Iāll miss you all As soon as I finish Iāll make a post
People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.
Dear Worst Jokes Ever,
I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.
From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, howā¦ Read more
Aaden i wont be on for a bit longer i got to teach my aunt how to shoot a bow.