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This dude 18 and in college on ripoff discord 😭

hi

I MISSED MY FRIENDS

EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING FREE TIME

You've had an addiction to this website since you were 12, Opal, so you can't even be talking rn

muahaha

He’s not wrong opal

Thank you, Eli

I mostly just came back to talk to some people who I couldn't get in touch with otherwise, and to make sure nobody ends up like the users on here who LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE WITHOUT THE SITE

Can't believe you were "too lazy to scroll through 200 people" when there is LITERALLY a search bar

heyyyy

Hola mein freund

hiii

was my german right

😭

yes lmao

WOO!

YIPPEE

I'm in a music class rn but im lowkey not paying attention cause it's so easy

muahaha

lmaooo

that’s so silly

The teacher basically said "I'm trying to get you guys good grades so everything's easy"

🙏🙏

whaaaaat

that’s crazy

omfg bro so last year

She's a little kooky but it seems like it'll be a good class

MHM MHM

IM LISTENING

i had a government class and the last like 2 months we had a college professor come in and teach us how to write a research paper

WE CHOSE A COURT CASE AND HAD TO MAKE A CLAIM ABT ONE

DANGGGG

I WAS SO STRESSED CUS THAY PAPER DETERMINED WETHER I HAD AN A- OR A B+ IN THE CLASS

I WROTE THIS AMAZING ESSAY

PUT SM TIME AND EFFORT INTO IT

UH HUH

TURNED IT IN IN MAY CUS THATS WHEN JT WAS DUE

it got graded 2 weeks ago

WHAT

he gave everyone a 100.

WHAT?!

IM

SO

MAD

THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS

MY ESSAY WAS SO GOOD AND I WANNA KNOW WHAT I ACC GOT

ITS UNFAIR!

CUS IK IT WASNY A 100 CUS HE HANDED BACK A VERSION WITH EDIT ON IT!

WHAAAAAT

I COULDA HALF ASSED IT AND STILL GOTTEN A 100

YEAH WTF

CUS MY HALF ASSED ESSAYS STILL GET AMAZING GRADES

UNBELIEVABLE

SO WDYM YOURE NOT GONNA ACC GRADE ONE I PUT EFFORT INTO

THAT'S SO DUMB

this is my 4th year of hs classes and i’ve only put acc effort into 3 essays 😭😭😭😭

including that one

That's so based

it was so good

like i reread it after it got graded and couldn’t believe i wrote it

I have an essay writing class later today and I hope it's not terrible

(not me completely glazing myself rn)

ooooo good luck

Lmao

THANK YOU!

DE NADA MEIN FREUND

bro i hate school sm

We need a name for this spanish/german combo

sperman? germish?

real 😔

Sperman.

SPERMAN

THE ITALIAN TRIO

100%

THE THREE AMICI

OMFG GES

*YES

FRRR

UK DO YOU SPEAK SPERMAN TOO?

Should I try playing soccer, I used to be good at it

Yes

sure

soccers so fun

i’d play it if my lungs were stronger

Yeah I love kicking balls

be too

me

especially my exes

really hard

LEMME GET IN ON THAT

MUAHAHA

LEMME GIVE HIM WHAT HE DESERVES>:(

RAAAAAA

Yeah kick those balls brotha👍

MY FRIEND ALSO TOLD ME SHE GONNA GO TO HIS HOUSE AND USE HIS GUNS ON HIM

WOAH

MAYBE TOO FAR

i hope she ain’t serious cus i need my bsf not in jail

That reminds me, I got tickets for my college's homecoming football

apparently it's one of the biggest games yet

whaaaaat

OOOOOOOO!

NOT UK FOOTBALL

AMERICAN FOOTBALL

idk anything abt football

me neither

I know literally nothing lmao

lmao twins

Uh oh

Do you hear that

SHIT

Sounds like

MY ASS IS CACKLING

giggling

smells like

BUTTERFLIES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOT THE BUTTERFLIES

my cat is meowing

YES THE BUTTERFLIES

cus she wants second breakfast

Yes cats tend to do that

but little miss is 15 lbs

🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

Is your cat garfield perchance?

not the 15 lb one but the 14 lb one is

Lol

cus she’s shorter so she looks HELLA round

lemme find a picture one sec

okie okie

Super senior jake

SHUT UP

IM A FRESHMAN

Aren’t you 18 bro

FLOOOF

OH MY GOSH

she doesn’t always look that huge

Potato

HELLA ROUND IS RIGHT

Oh wait

Jake are you in college

she’s a gorgeous kitty tho

IM A FRESHMAN

ooooo

Cool

In hs or college

A freshman dating a freshman… but the DIFFERENT KIND

NO

STOP

HUH

WHAT

THE ALLEGATIONS 😭

oh yeahhhhh

Madi was young af

She was INSANE af

I meant Amy

And a LIAR

lmao

Jake is a pedo for sure

was she??

Ask Jake ion remember Ts

I was looking for my old acc and found the message where she was pretending to still date me on here LONG AFTER WE BROKE UP

Amy’s not young nor a bad person

Madi's 16

daaaaaamn

How old are you and didn’t she lie abt her age

but when she started here she lied about her age to EVERYONE

Including me

Yup yup

Cuz your 18

She’s 15 AND STARTED A DAMN WAR

I’m 15…

oh that’s my age lmao

And I’m more mature than you rapboat

shes BARELY 16 rn

I was referring to Jaker

oh..

lmao

Cap

Hes got a point

yeah no i’ll be 17 next week

Dope dope

Dope^2

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAL

This fella isn’t nice

YAY

NEXT FRIDAY

I STAND BY WHAT I SAID.

SEPT 5

DONT FORGET IT

*cough* You were 14 last year *cough*

I’m also not wrong tho

MARK YOUR CALENDARS PEOPLE WE'RE DOING A WJE BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!

who

WHAT WILL THE CAKE BE?

NO YOU ARE NOT

WAIT

YES YOU ARE

Nah to late ss

YOU

STOP BEING A DIPSHIT

…no i wasn’t…?

Ain’t that fantastic

Yeah you were but then you spun a chrysalis and metamorphosized into a 16 year old

i have pics from my 14 birthday in 2022

oh ahuh ahuh ofc

how could i forget

yup

cause you're a butterfly

that’s just the life of a squirrelerfly

Indeed it is

time to make coffee!!!

yippeeeee

yayayaya

I've tried so hard to like coffee but I'm more of a tea guy ngl

i love coffee!

Coffee is a drug

Holy yap

Maybe one day I'll find a coffee I like lol

tea is okay

CERTAIN ones are good

I'm picky about it lol

🙄☕️

me too lmao

The sweet tea out here in Texas is reeeeally good though

certain ones, of course

oooo rlly

Yessss

If only you knew

knew what

KNEW WHAT

WHAT

YOU INFURIATE ME MORE THAN ETHAN

huh??? 😭

i’m confused

anyway

me coffee is brewing

It’s nothing to do with you

Dw

Stop diggin' in yo butt twin

okok cool

fancy shmancy

Wtf is that actonym

super fancy

Start digging in yo butt twin

looks like my parents' espresso machine

my family loves coffee so my dad invested in a nice ass coffee machine

Even spongebob makes better music than you

Migga that’s GAY

My dad makes all these pretentious lattes with it lmao

WHAT ARE YOU YAPPING ABOUT

lmaooo i make iced coffee w mine

cus iced lattes are yummy

Niceee

and i put honey and vanilla extract in them

Im just yapping bro.

I drink BLACK COFFEE

Pffft no you dont

Same

Ooooh

It’s like how I like dark chocolate

What do you sip, manlet?

wow you so tough wanna cookie?

I like bitter shit

That actually sounds like a coffee I'd like ngl

it’s so yummy

Yes

What do you think?

muahaha

with nuts

ahuh

eli you love nuts in your mouth don't you?

I could leak you fully rn twin

YOU KISSED RYLEE

😭😭

bro basically kissed every dude out there

This morning I had a triple risrotto

Sooooo

What did YO ASS have

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN

Sooooo

TEA☕️☕️☕️

what a proper little brit

How british of you

I present screenshots of me and Jake’s dc convo

Ofc

care for a spot of tea ☕️

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

🤨

I'm gonna go throw your tea into the boston harbor

you’re not close to that

i am 😋

It's me trying to stop him from being gay

I’m not a support role

I WILL DRIVE

ALL THE WAY THERE

AND THROW THAT TEA

I CAN DRIVE THERE TOO

Oh yeah I forgot

LIKE THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED

IN LIKE AN HOUR

Aw yall planning a date

MAYBE AN HOUR AND A HALF DEPENDING ON TRAFFIC

i’m proving that i live closer to boston

MY DAD WORKS IN BOSTON

MUAHAHA

CUS HES TALL AND SCARY

MAL QUESTION

WAIT NVM

AHUH

oh okay

LMAO

MY GEOGRAPHIC MEMORY FAILED ME

LMAO OKAY

WERE YOU GONNA ASK IF CALIFORNIA IS CLOSE TO BOSTON

CUS NO I DONT LIVE IN CALI

THATS ON THE OTHER SIDE

NO NO

worstjokesever.com/memes/p/68adcbed85ae388b1075bc54

I WAS GONNA ASK HOW CLOSE IT IS TO MICHIGAN

wsg

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THEY'RE NOT REMOTELY CLOSE TO EACH OTHER

UH NOT VERY CLOSE

LMFAO

MY GEOGRAPHY’S BAD ITS OKAY

Yapping yappatron.

I took an AP geography class I should know this lmao

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHERE MY OWN STATE WAS ON THE MAP TIL LIKE 7TH GRADE

I THOUGHT MY STATE WAS VERMONT

IM IN NH

NOT VERMONT

^^^

wsg mal

THEY'RE SO CLOSE IT'S ALRIGHT

I used to get thenm confused lol

dipshit its been to long

hiiii

What graduation button did you get anyway? Last year I got a Metal Engraved Button

but i’ve lived here almost my whole life bro 😭😭

and genuinely thought vermont and nh were switched

NH just looks like upside down vermont ngl

Yeat before that, a Satin Ribbon Button

Can't blame you

alluminum buttons

I MEANT IT.

LMAO

i think my iq is j kinda low…….but my eq is high so that’s okay!

That’s funny

You’re joking right?

What's EQ?

im serious

Epicness Quota?

emotional intelligence

that’s too

Ohhh

Yeah your epicness quota is off the charts

frfr

Aluminum makes a mere *TINK* when you step on the stage

like it just went and did an acrobatic fucking pirouette OFF the charts

damn straight

It's so far off the charts it entered the stratosphere

Was it at least brushed or engraved with something

Hopped on a rocket ship and took a one-way trip to the moon

hey maybe it saw my ass it’s way and cal tell me where it is

*can

Idk, I think your ass is long gone at this point

dammit

All that laughing probably pushed it past ass town

now it's in the ass hood

probably got jumped for laughing too much

hello

oh that’s my fav blink song

always the innocents 😔

Based af

noooo poor ashley

*asshley

fuckin autocorrect

correcting my name, my asses name

everything

tsk tsk tsk

frfr such a good song

what is going on?

a lot

I need to listen to more of their stuff ngl

they so good but don’t bother w their new album

it’s ass

Fr

they like tried to be all modern and relevant

We’re making another Discord server WITHOUT ERIC

I hate how most bands end up making worse music over time

im doing welding this thursday

it’s so sad

😔

but my music taste has gotten diverse enough that it’s okay if a couple of artists stray

What type of welding you do?

guys how should i troll my deadbeat dad

cus i used to be so exclusive in who i listened to that when blinks new album came out i was DEVASTATED

arc

Do you have spotify?

death to all

ahuh

OOOH

Spill marbles nto the floor

WANNA MAKE A BLEND?

YES

YESSSS

OK ONE SEC

YESSSSSSS

OKOK

put a thumbtack on his toilet seat for real

?makes sense

LMK WHEN YOU HAVE IT

OKAY I COPIED IT ILL HAFTA DO IT ON MY LAPTOP

ONE MOMENT

OK OK

NO WORRIES

HELL YEAH

I’m more of a stick welding guy though

guys i need you all to help because if i show him this website on my account can you guys roast him for being a deadbeat convict?

i will pull up all his records in a heartbeat

ill make the community post when it comes to it

?

We’ll write a diss track

OKOK GOT MY LAPTOP EMAILED THE LINK TO MYSELF

OK OK

bark bark

bet

I JOINED

STOP DANCING QUEEN IS GONNA BE MY BDAY PARTY THEME

ITS SO GOOD

gtg cya later

cyaaaaa

THE WHOLE BLEND I MEAN

AND ALSO THAT SONG

IT IS

Bye

What rhymes with convict?

Hey jake

Conflict?

Sup

Hell yeah, I think you’re a RAPPER

wow

Fr

for rizzle

lmao

HOLD ON

DO YOU SEE THAT

OUT IN THE DISTANCE

IT LOOKS LIKE...

LIKE A LONG-LOST ASS

ROLLING BACK INTO TOWN

POOR THING MUST'VE HAD IT BAD IN THE ASS HOOD

BAHAHAHAHAHHS

WAIT BRBRBRB

OKOK

Yk it would be funny right

what would

BACK

HI

what would

HI