superman should be weak because nothing can give him a proper workout
if i weigh 99lbs and i eat a lbs of nachos, am i 1% nacho?
what is life??
why is there a d in fridge but not in refrigerator
the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you...
are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
why do we drive in parkways but park in drive ways
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
if you come out of the shower clean, how does the soap get dirty
you dont know what your handshake feels like
all mirrors are used
Bro are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
Birthdays are just a celebration to let you know that you're closer to your last day alive.
If u live to the age of 70 you have spent 10 years on the day monday
Millions of people have the same amount of days left to live as you...
i have to pee
im in science and my typing teacher is in here. Idk why though
I'm gonna reveal the answer earlier...
you sound like you have a lazy eye