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My sister told me that my girlfriend was no good I asked why since sheโ€™s been over in are house she has been acting weird around my boyfriend I Asked isnโ€™t you boyfriend in college I said my girlfriend is only in 7th grade I say he would be dating a minor. My sister said oh ya I was one telling you that because you girlfriend is just not good. I told good to slow with. Then I walked out of the room. True story

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, โ€œWant to play the firetruck game?โ€ She says, โ€œSure, how do you play it?โ€ I says, โ€œI place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.โ€ She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, โ€œRed light!โ€ I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, โ€œFiretrucks donโ€™t stop for red lights.โ€ She laughs as I start to rape her.